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Xttweaponttx, to memes in It's just more convenient

Teams room technician here. Just wanna say= fuck teams. For the love of god, use any implementation of video conferencing besides teams.

One small detail that encapsulates all that’s wrong with teams= the software that runs the room-scale experience frequently refers to itself as ‘skype for business’, even in current, official documentation from Microsoft. Hell, the (well known) default password for the system is the acronym ‘sfb’.

Please. If you’re spec’ing new software for video conferencing, use anything but teams.

Diprount_Tomato, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Then you remember your pet died years ago

SlikPikker,

Their ghosts are always welcome. Not you though.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Who said it was their ghost?

Also, fuck you particularly

gazby, to comicstrips in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

The trick is to have the things obstruct the door, so you’re forced to become consciously aware of them as you leave. Nothing short of that (or a spreadsheet for packing if you’re going overnight) works for me.

Delphia,

I will LITERALLY tie things to my car keys.

ZoopZeZoop,

I bring a satchel with me when I leave the house. I leave it in the car 99% of the time, but it has my sunglasses, sanitizer, umbrella, etc. in it. So, it’s helpful to bring along. I toss my keys in it and whatever the important thing is. If the important this is too big, I wrap the strap of the satchel around the thing or wind the strap around some part of it. I still forget things sometimes, but this has helped me significantly.

Seraph,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

What idiot put this thing in front of the door? Oh well off to where I need to go!

gazby,

HAH! Too true 😢

NotMyOldRedditName,

Next time I’ll leave a note describing why the thing is blocking the door on the thing.

schmidtster,

Huh I wonder why that note is on this thing in my way, oh well I’m late gotta go!

FoxyFerengi,

This is why I have magnets on my door. So if it’s something like a form or an envelope to mail, I can stick it right over the doorknob

kozy138,

That’ll be the one time I decide to use my front door instead of garage door on the morning lol

xpinchx,

But wait, you forgot your coffee. Go back inside, set the important thing down, get your coffee and lock up.

I swear ADHD is like life in hard mode sometimes.

Zink,

There was a meme I saw on Lemmy a while back that said undiagnosed ADHD is like having life set to hard mode but you and everybody else think you’re set to easy mode.

Getting a diagnosis and/or treatment doesn’t change the fact that you’re on hard mode, but at least you know what you need to tackle.

Signtist,

I always put my keys on anything I need to remember, since they’re the last thing I grab before I head out, and I can’t lock the door or start the car without them. If it’s more of a concept, I write it on a post-it, then put the keys on that.

Phen, to comicstrips in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

I’ll never forget the day I went out to the grocery store a couple blocks down and thought it was a good idea to also take the trash out.

I took the trash to the grocery store.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

🤣

vacuumflower,

I’ve taken trash to subway station a few times.

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Muito eu hahahaha

meliaesc,

My husband (the adhd-ee) keeps leaving the trash at the top of the stairs. Because he’ll “see it on his way out”.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

well if it’s any consolation, I just laughed for a solid minute straight. So it wasn’t a total loss. I really appreciate that.

ZoopZeZoop,

I have never done this before. Now that you’ve said it, it will happen to me and dozens of others who read this.

Lophostemon, to memes in America from a European perspective

Surprisingly accurate.

Stamets, to risa in The Borg cube
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

We are the Gamblers. Lower your odds and surrender your bets. We will integrate your winning strategies and lucky numbers into our own. Your fortune will adapt to increase our jackpot.

loopedcandle, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things

I didn’t realize this was a BDSM instance.

sharkfucker420, to lemmybewholesome in It's the little things
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Mine just starts screaming

Hyperreality, to risa in There are exactly two types of Star Trek fans

So bubbly and cloying, and happy... just like the Federation. If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.

LegionEris, to memes in C'est la vie

Joke’s on you, sassy crab. Sunday is my Friday! I have three days off now! Weekend is on!

jarfil, to comicstrips in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

An anxiety t-rex… 😨

Kolanaki, to risa in I respect that
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Two lies with a truth between them is the most insidious design.

saltnotsugar, to risa in PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that.

“Does anyone in your crew ever yell Khan really loud?”
No. Nah man. Shit no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for yellin something like that.

armus, to risa in PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that.

That’s easy man, two decks at the same time

Omgarm, to comicstrips in Every damn day [ADHDinos]

It’s the brain gaslighting you into thinking it just had an amazing thought while it was actually wondering if your ass counts as an instrument.

VikingHippie,

If releasing air out of the OTHER end of my digestive system, aka singing, does, I don’t see how it wouldn’t 🤷

Omgarm,

You make a good point.

VikingHippie,

Thanks 😁

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