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MrPoopyButthole, to comicstrips in Those soulless eyes see only movement and innocence [GoodBearComics]
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Do you like nine inch nails through each one of your eyelids?

FlyingSquid,
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I was totally with you for the first six words.

HobbitFoot,

Uh huh!

thepianistfroggollum, to lemmybewholesome in This dog is very polite

Our great Dane does this. If he doesn’t want a treat, he’ll go and put it by our small dogs’ kennels for them to have. He also won’t eat treats he likes unless the small dogs get one too.

And, oddly enough, he’s the only dog I’ve ever encountered that can free feed (great Danes are notoriously food motivated). But water, though. We have to chase him away from the bowl or he’ll sit there and drink the whole thing.

wjrii,
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Between the thousands of years of semi-selective breeding and the parallel evolution that made our ancestors want the selective breeding to happen, the emotional compatibility between dogs and humans is amazing. They're not humans of course, and we do well to remember that, but the connection is eerie, and when you see a dog display that kind of pack/family oriented behavior, it's heartwarming.

livus,
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@wjrii I just wanted to thank you and @thepianistfroggollum for sharing cool stories about your dogs.

match,
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let 👏 him 👏 drink

thepianistfroggollum,

I can see you’ve never had to mop up a great Dane accident. They’re basically made of piss.

Polar,

Weird. All of my dogs are free feed. While raising them, we always allowed access to a full bowl, and they’ve never wanted to eat the full thing since they know they’ll always have access.

localhost443,

This person doesn’t have Labradors lol

FlyingSquid,
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Or Dalmatians. They will eat until they can’t eat anymore and then puke and then eat some more.

Gabu,

Must be a Roman breed

FlyingSquid,
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TheYear2525, to lemmybewholesome in This dog is very polite

I do the same with the chipmunks my cat brings me.

Cethin,

If this isn’t a joke, keep your cat indoors. It’s a danger to your local ecosystem. Cats don’t belong outside.

TheYear2525,

Chipmunks get indoors occasionally in the middle of nowhere.

Uli,

The squirrels freak out whenever my cat is outside and I’m sure he’d love to catch one of them, but my feline is simply way too fat for that to be possible. So, he just sits there and stares at them while they make “danger” noises. For some reason, one of the squirrels sounds way more concerned than any of the others. I don’t like feeding wildlife, but whenever that high-anxiety squirrel is out there alone, I give him a couple unsalted peanuts as an apology for having to put up with my cat.

wjrii, to lemmybewholesome in This dog is very polite
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We have a dogsitter when we are on trips. According to her, our heeler would politely take blueberries that were offered and then wander off, returning not long after. It was only later that she found a stash of uneaten blueberries on the couch. My little man was a desperately skinny and frightened stray in a kill shelter before he came to us, and on the theory that whatever makes him feel safe and content is better than the alternative, he's, uhhh, put on weight. If he liked the blueberries, they would not be left on the couch.

DrPop,

The fact that he was a stray could explain that behavior. He may have had a bad experience with wild berries and didn’t want to get sick but also didn’t want you to feel bad.

wjrii,
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Yeah, we always wonder what he had to deal with. He's still very sensitive to any pressure at all on his ribs, and he hoards soft toys in a den (under a bed), though he responds with exasperation rather than anger if one is taken. When we first got him, he tried eating acorns (hell on a dog's stomach, I understand), pre-emptively winced the first time he barked in view of me, and despite generally hating to go outside any longer than it took to potty, climbed up on our patio furniture to investigate the fence the first time we had to leave him with a sitter.

These days, he's fat, which is a negative of course, and he's still an idiosyncratic homebody, but he's also confident enough to ask for affection, isn't reactive to anything other than vacuums, and has a great relationship with our other dog. The turnaround has been lovely, and if being a chonk came as part of it, I think it's a trade worth having made. Our other rescue was born after his mother arrived at the foster, and has a very different relationship with food, exercise, and new people. His super playful but emotionally aware energy has worked well with our "seen some shit" heeler.

bane_killgrind,

I read another comment that the vacuum seems like a loud animal yanking you around, and the solution is to drag it into the middle of a room and shout at it a bit in view of your dog

BeigeAgenda, to comicstrips in Those soulless eyes see only movement and innocence [GoodBearComics]
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Ian, freeze!

Its_Always_420, to comicstrips in Those soulless eyes see only movement and innocence [GoodBearComics]
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He’s got lifeless eyes, black like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living at all.

Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

athos77, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in This dog is very polite

Then some other dog will be walking along and - Look! There's a magic Milk Bone!

magnetosphere, to comicstrips in Those soulless eyes see only movement and innocence [GoodBearComics]
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It took me a minute to notice that they’re even dressed like Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. Nice detail!

Geert,
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Damn, good eye

Klear,

Clever girl…

I_Has_A_Hat, to comicstrips in Trust me. You're all awesome [CatsCafeComics]

Seems like a good place to post this youtu.be/EuRjmzz6qL0?si=nHs5aIqaVxFclgxl

Be like Pluto.

Stamets,
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HAHAHAHA! I’m listening to it right now on Spotify while posting. Seriously. Amazing song. Posted it to Mastodon yesterday as well as part of my dumb ‘Mycelial DJ’ bullshit.

Amazing song by an amazing artist.

Geert, to comicstrips in Trust me. You're all awesome [CatsCafeComics]
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You’re awesome 🫶

Stamets,
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Nope, you!

WalrusDragonOnABike, to memes in It's for our own good though!

Can't sell people's data if people stop using twitter

SuckMyWang,

Facebook and their ghost profiles have entered the chat

kautau,

Social media companies have worked so hard to become walled gardens and have vastly succeeded. Someone naive is like “hey check out this meme” and it’s a facebook, or instagram, or toktik, or twixxxer link that requires a profile before you can can see the content so they can start to demographically align you toward the bulk data they want to advertise toward.

I deleted pretty much all social media years ago, but I stuck it out with Reddit until they fucked over third party app devs. It’s wild to this day how much of my family is surprised that I don’t have a Facebook account

razrabotka,

Yup, pretty much my whole family uses Facebook. Well, mom doesn’t but she uses Instagram which is the same as Facebook but for images

Even my younger sister has Facebook, what has this world become

WeLoveCastingSpellz, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

“What’s the worst thing he can say”

Empricorn, to memes in They're barely making ends meet!

Every time I hear some flowery Health Insurance commercial end with something like “we’re different and we care about your health”. I want to scream “So you’ll stop lobbying against single-payer health*care, the system proven to be cheaper and more effective by 95% of modern nations!?”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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They never will until we make them! It’s a scam.

Evil_Shrubbery, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

Smol pp dragon got embarrassed and panicked.

JusticeForPorygon, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
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Would have been funnier if the dragon burned himself

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