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cyborganism, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?

Sabre363,

IT

TimeSquirrel, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Eyetwitch.

Inevitability, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

God’s is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.

mayo_cider, (edited )
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That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise

merc, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

*worse

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant

I know it’s supposed to be his gimmick, but that asshole truly deserves to have his bell rung by someone in a kitchen staff somewhere for making that his gimmick.

Same for Bobby Flay who literally has a show where he’ll go into some southern kitchen and tell some lady from a family generationally famous for chicken and waffles that he can make it better than her.

Sure it’s staged, but even wanting to look like you’re doing it in a non-overtly fictional, actor playing a part way makes you an asshole. Why do people appreciate assholes? I don’t get it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It’s even funnier when you find out Ramsey doesn’t act like that on his European based shows.

He only acts like that in America because Americans love ragebait

AllonzeeLV,

Yeah, as an American that checks out.

Our “society,” for lack of a better word because we really don’t qualify, is hot garbage.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

What? You don't enjoy our culture based on anger and fear?

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

I could handle anger and fear, it’s the insatiable greed and cartoonishly blind worship of the greedy that makes me find this place intolerable and beyond hope. Our country literally celebrates inequality. We aren’t a society, we’re a handful of winners manipulating a couple hundred million losers into beating each other to death over scraps and false promises for further private profit.

Most of our hatred and fear flows out of the intentional division that having greed as our core cultural value stokes. Jealousy, schadenfreude, sociopathy, anymous, division, distrust, on and on. All in the name of people who already have embarrassing levels of wealth acquiring more. always more.

It’s like watching someone who weighs 700 pounds scooter his 20th plate from a private buffet to his table, surrounded by malnourished onlookers who wish they were him and dream of being so morbidly obese that they too require a scooter to ambulate. It’s disgusting on every side, it’s painful to watch, it’s absurd, and yet it’s what is considered rational here.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.

lichtmetzger,

The UK show isn’t blasting energetic music into your ears while doing jumpcuts and powerzooms all the time.

It’s so much more quiet. Ramsey seems like a really likeable dude here.

Really enjoyed binging all of those episodes, couldn’t stand the US ones.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah the OG UK episodes are by far the best.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!

brygphilomena,

He’s signed with Fox. It’s very strange when I realized the scripting, narrating, and editing for his shows had the same hyperbolic comments that Trump does.

  • “Most extreme”
  • “Worst”
  • “Greatest challenge”
  • “First time in Hells Kitchen/Kitchen Nightmare/random show history”

I hate his American shows. I want to see the actual food, not the bullshit manufactured drama.

His American shows are all ego stroking. Lots of nonsequitor comments from contestants and guests on how incredible he is. How sexy (which is very awkward) he is. Omg I can’t believe he’s right here.

cm0002,

Hmmm some of those people deserved it and more, like Amy’s Baking Company

And most of the time, it’s directed to owners/head chefs and rarely the regular staff. Unless they were doing something seriously bad

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

Then a health inspector should cite them or shut them down.

Culturally, how is it healthy to have some rich, well known chef come in and scream at anyone about anything until they start crying to thunderous audience applause? Full frontal nudity should be considered less offensive.

Cruelty, yay? I’m glad we have rage monsters solving problems by screaming at people?

People buy the product by tuning in, but the product is the appearance of reveling in an asshole being an asshole to people who already have shit on their plate to deal with.

God, “reality” Tv revels in cruelty. Hey let’s watch that show with the mentally ill guy who has a hoarding compulsion, and probably agreed to to make his private shame public out of economic desparation, to feel superior to someone!

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

It's not healthy, but there's nothing healthy about the US.

XanXic,

Have you watched the show or just seen clips? He really doesn’t go off on them that much. And when he does usually it’s very deserved. Like he does not stand for deplorable conditions and mistreatment of staff. Like if he finds out an owner isn’t taking good care of their staff he makes sure they know its not okay.

But genuinely 3/4ths of an episode is him trying to help them improve with genuine empathy and understanding. He comes in, points out whats wrong with some gusto for the clips and then is like “hey so what’s going on? I’m sure you weren’t always this disconnected from what’s going on” and works with them to solve their issues which is usually more attitude and just like some guidance. Usually to they do a top to bottom cleaning and organizing of the restaurant for them.

Obviously you’ll hear more about the very rare episodes where they have the most famous chef in the world giving them advice and they just won’t hear it. Like people quote Amys Bakery because the owners flipped out at him pointing out raw pastries kept leaving the kitchen and then getting all shitty when he’s like don’t steal waiters tips.

It’s like the newest episode is him helping a family business out where the brothers weren’t even talking and the parents had to help instead of retire. He got the brothers to work together, remodeled the entire kitchen for them, held a make wish charity event at their grand opening on his dime, and did a bunch of training. It even had a 2 month check in where it was doing much better. But I’m sure you’ll only see a tiktok clip from when he found a box of raw chicken that made the whole crew throw up and he’s like “what the fuck?!” Which yeah, what the fuck? And this was a restaurant that had been health inspected recently. If anything it makes you loose faith in health inspectors. Idk wtf they are doing

Jamie,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I worked in a restaurant and someone called the health department on us. He stepped in the walk-in for about 2 minutes, looked at the make line, said “Nothing seems rotten to me” and left.

It stemmed from a lady claiming she got food poisoning from our food, but the timing was pretty fast, and half the ingredients were fully cooked upon delivery stuff anyway that just got heated up in the oven. So honestly, we figured she probably got it from something else and the inspector probably thought the same thing.

iforgotmyinstance,

I maintain that Bobby Flay stole my cats name for his pet food brand.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant

If you go to a restaurant and Ramsay is filming in there you’re about to have a memorable meal.

ryathal,

Or maybe food poisoning, which I guess counts as memorable.

Aurenkin,

Shut it all down… NOW!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s why I said memorable and not good.

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t remember the last time I had food poisoning.

Checkmate atheists.

cm0002,

I’ll order, but Imma wait to start eating, it’ll depend on how much cussing I start hearing lmaoooo

axont, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

kim-salute

Uncritical support to the ideology of Juche and its implementation

Gorilladrums,
o_d,
@o_d@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ad hominem

JPAKx4,

Ah yes, the classic and completely justified DRPK supporter. Lemme ask you this, does the US doing something bad nullify the wrongdoings of another country/regime?

420blazeit69,

How can you have lived through the War on Terror and trust anything the U.S. says about its designated enemies?

TimewornTraveler,

Sucking one regime’s cock out of contempt for another.

Evilsandwichman,

Lemme ask you this, does the US doing something bad nullify the wrongdoings of another country/regime?

When they’re in the process or about to cause a humanitarian disaster in said country, yes.

Saddam’s regime was terrible, however sanctions, plus destroying vital infrastructure such as water treatment facilities and power plants during war were infinitely worse. The sanctions on the DPRK that have been going on since 1950 compounded the nightmare of destroying all the infrastructure in the country and the killing of 20% of the population and are still ongoing.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Not to mention Saddam was our guy for years and did exactly what we wanted him to.

Doubledee,
@Doubledee@hexbear.net avatar

Yankees really lived through Afghanistan and Iraq and learned about Vietnam and still think they are being given accurate narratives of state enemies now. I had hoped by now we might see even the most rudimentary skepticism of US media but alas.

Evilsandwichman,

the most rudimentary skepticism of US media

When I told the guy I knew that the US media has repeatedly lied for decades and offered tons of examples his response was “Maybe they’re telling the truth now”

420blazeit69,

No one was held accountable and many of the people who lied then are still in power, but I’m sure we’re good this time!

axont,

Any supposed wrongdoing of the DPRK pales in comparison to what the USA did to the Korean people. Nine million Korean corpses lay at the feet of American imperialism, a number that continues to grow due to continued sanctions, spying, military exercises and aggression. The alleged wrongdoings of the DPRK’s entire history do not even amount to the misery inflected by a single hour of American empire.

I’m not a coward who feels the need to avoid taking stances. I’m not a coward who finds moral equivalence in imperialism and defense against imperialism. The fact that the DPRK exists at all in such a context of overt hostility should be regarded as a supreme achievement. The DPRK manages to still stand, despite its hardships and this is a testament to the resilience of the Korean people and the power of socialism.

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Seriously like. Even the absolute worst dubious, unproven accusations of what the DPRK’s “Crimes” are pale in comparison to what the US and allies did to them. And thats just their crimes against Korea.

ElChapoDeChapo,
@ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net avatar

What wrongdoings? Who has North Korea ever invaded?

South Korea doesn’t count, you can’t invade yourself

In the American Civil War the North didn’t invade the South either and in both cases the North was clearly in the right

pingveno,

South Korea doesn’t count, you can’t invade yourself

North Korea and South Korea were separate entities following the surrender of Imperial Japan, with the North administered by the Soviets and the South administered by the US. North Korea 100% invaded South Korea, both with troops and supporting insurgency groups.

2Password2Remember,

most historically literate liberal

Death to America

brain_in_a_box,

Foreign powers unilaterally divided the country in half, and the actual country itself just has to accept it?

pingveno,

My point was more this. In the American Civil War, the South was a breakaway region. In the Korean War, the North and South were separate countries with separate governments. The government of the North invaded the South. Period.

Before this gets brought up, the governments of both countries were authoritarian turds.

alcoholicorn,

The US created south korea out of thin air at the end of WWII, literally just drawing a line on a map.

Then they both held elections. The south’s election was rigged by the US, who used their sway at the UN (the USSR was boycotting at the time and PRC still hadn’t been accepted) to get South Korea’s puppet state recognized as the gov’t of all Korea, including the parts that didn’t even have the US’s sham elections. As preparation to invade the north, the US purged any non-compliant elements from the gov’t (going so far as to put compradors who’d worked for Japan during occupation in high ranking positions) and carried out massacres of elements likely to side with communists (such as rural villages that lead communal lifestyles).

The north saw America was coming for them and the longer they waited, the worse position they’d be in.

commiewithoutorgans,
@commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net avatar

Well you’re a dumbass if you can’t understand this lol. What the fuck does the American Civil War have to do with this? Nobody forced the slavers to make a separate country. Meanwhile the US forced the south of Korea to set up a government and refuse any discussion with the rest of Korea. You can define invasion however you want but it’s nonsense to define how you’re trying other “governments tm” being how you define it

Doubledee,
@Doubledee@hexbear.net avatar

They were not though, neither the communists nor the Japanese collaborators believed the line was a legitimate or permanent division of the country. The plan was always reunification and no Korean party accepted the terms you’re talking about.

Ironically there was an independent government emerging in the wake of the collapse of Japan but the US occupation outlawed it when they came in.

Redcuban1959,

The People’s Republic of Korea was basically the Korean government in exile during World War II. I think they merged into the DPRK after the US refused to let them take control of South Korea, even though they were the legitimate government of Korea.

Doubledee,
@Doubledee@hexbear.net avatar

I think that’s a slight exaggeration, although I get what you’re saying. But I think it’s important to demonstrate to libs that I’m being consistent so I’ll explain what I mean.

I don’t think the communal decision making bodies that spun up in the wake of the Japanese evacuation were necessarily completely aligned with Kim or the communists in exile, it was virtually impossible to maintain a functioning domestic apparatus and what I’ve read makes it seem like these were mostly improvisational.

That said, I think in the long run you’re right, I see it as similar to Vietnam later: because US foreign policy was aligned with elements that were naturally unpopular to the population of the country (in Korea’s case, the Japanese and domestic collaborators) a democratic resolution of the question of what sort of government a united Korea would chose for itself was not going to be an acceptable outcome to the US.

But we don’t know what they would organically choose for themselves because that decision was foreclosed by US occupation. I suspect a popular referendum was the best possible outcome but I think it would probably look very different from the current DPRK, for understandable reasons.

GarbageShoot,

It is true that there are big differences in the ideology of the PRK and the DPRK, but the DPRK still was made as a sort of reconstitution of the PRK government

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant
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Gordon doesn't seem to have a problem with the workers as long as they're doing their jobs. It's usually the managers he gets the most angry with.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, he's rough with the cooks when they're not doing their shit

Starbuck,

I’d say he’s only rough on them if they don’t take food safety seriously or they don’t want to learn.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Yep. And honestly that's perfectly reasonable. People can die from food poisoning, being ignorant is not something to be proud of

30p87,

So the caption would need to be: “When you’re on coke and H at your maximum wage chair sitting job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew”

Shush,

“And you forgot you invited them hoping that the ratings will make your restaurant famous and you’ll become rich as fuck”

irmoz,

The majority ended up failing, so I heard

Socsa,

At least in the US series there are basically zero success stories in 6 seasons of the show. Even the best ones end up out of business a few years later.

Running a restaurant is a paradox. It’s sort of easy to get into because the turnover is so high, but even if you end up having success it’s extremely hard to sustain that over decades.

kofe,

Majority of restaurants fail, period

Croquette,

They are already on their death bed when Gordon comes in.

Restaurants fails all the time with competent people. Imagine a restaurant being run by a dumbass.

irmoz,

Not disputing that, just the claim that they get him in for attention and money

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Some might, but yeah as you said the success rate was pretty darn low. Even in the show when he visits back it’s usually gone back to shit as soon as he leaves.

Socsa,

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

brygphilomena,

Most of the time there are a half dozen people in the background actually just doing the work. Totally ignored by the camera crew.

GarbageShoot, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Seems like a clear improvement to me

MindSkipperBro12, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Booba😳

bennieandthez, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

And what would be the problem with NK hosting the world cup huh? Not that it would happen since the WC is nothing more than an ad for countries, you get to host it if you pay the FIFA.

_haha_oh_wow_, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender
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[skibidi toilet intensifies]

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If you think that's bad check out a giraffe's laryngeal nerve

navi,

Very interesting video, thanks for the link!

TheGoldenGod,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴

cantsurf,

This god character is a real prankster.

BestBouclettes,

Ping must be awful

gun, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Since Qatar has already hosted a world cup, he’s got a point

Sanctus, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

doublejay1999,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

They are for a week.

Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.

jubilationtcornpone,

Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you’re not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.

scottmeme,

I’m going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I’m planning on having it be eye sex.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Is there a !cableporn? I’d love to see some sexy cables.

scottmeme,

Will do!

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