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VikingHippie, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Everything changed when the the Walmart sushi attacked…

OldManBOMBIN, (edited ) to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

NotADeer,

Can’t spell titties without IT

StereoTrespasser,

That’s all I saw in the picture, honestly

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I can’t look at this meme normally again

Holzkohlen, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Okay guys, enlighten me. If Nestle is a 10 on the evil scale, what is Fifa?

Shinhoshi,
@Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Assuming lower is more evil, FIFA is 2 - 6i + 3j. Sorry, I guess we’re using quaternions.

Simbomba,

About a 9 to 10 I would guess

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

1/10 cos they would bribe the scale

pingveno,

Nah, get with the times. FIFA only accepts bribes.

SnipingNinja,
bennieandthez,
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About the same? Just like any other big company really, they all share the same interests.

Gorilladrums,

If Nestle is a 10 then North Korea is a 12 and FIFA is an 11.5

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Nah nestle is worse than fifa

Gorilladrums,

They’re all in fierce competition as to who can be the most evil and corrupt

Car, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation

usernamesaredifficul, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

an entirely reasonable position they’re the organisation to set up football matches not the world police

Gorilladrums,

North Korea isn’t exactly a normal country. Considering how the vast majority of the world knows what North Korea is actually like, this will not be a popular event. FIFA is supposed to pick locations that will help the game spread and grow on global stage. The most shut in country in the world isn’t exactly a good pick. Not to mention the international criticism of FIFA as well as the boycotts from countries and fearful athletes,

ImmortanStalin,

How does everyone in the world know what it’s like if it’s shut in? Why is it shut in?

ThereRisesARedStar, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Are you really suggesting the DPRK is worse than Qatar? Lmao.

Only the US will kill 20 percent of a population, establish a right wing military dictatorship in the south, and paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse than an absolute monarchy.

Stamets,
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ProxyTheAwesome,

y’all been taking some Ls lately. If I were Canadian I’d pretend to be American

ElChapoDeChapo,
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ThereRisesARedStar,

Oh, the country where after ww2 a waffen ss tattoo would get you in.

Thordros,
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

That’s a good point. Let me amend her post:

Only the US and America Jr. will kill 20 percent of a population, establish a right wing military dictatorship in the south, and paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse than an absolute monarchy.

xusontha,
Stamets,
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xusontha,

I forgot about that scene lol

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Good 'ol Russian Badger. Favorite bit of his is probably the one that goes on about shooting yourself with small caliber bullets to build up resistance to larger caliber.

Great bit.

xusontha,

I had not seen that one before, but that totally fits lol

Fissionami, (edited )
@Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

Doesn’t change anything. Most of the US allies are US vassals nowadays.

reaper_cushions,

Just a small correction: a vassal is a person subservient to a feudal lord. A vessel is a container of some sort or a ship.

Gorilladrums,

paint the democratic and progressive north as an evil regime worse

You clowns are beyond parody

o_d,
@o_d@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ad hominem

lolcatnip,

No. Accusing someone of a fallacy doesn’t make it true.

Lexam, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.

ILikeBoobies,

They have a pretty big tourist industry but it would mostly be people from China

ech, to comicstrips in "Knowledge" - Poorly Drawn Lines

And so it began.

eldain, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Wow, the 4 regrettable shits. I can hear the sound of each of them. The warcries, the tears, the battlehorns; echoing through the stalls. The cheers of bystanders, united in awe and terror. The face of the warrior rising from the throne, blood-red and drenched in sweat.

PeterPoopshit, to memes in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

Once you’ve used your ass to cause each of the 4 situations to happen, you receive god powers.

EmpathicVagrant,

I think if you’re passing the four elements like that, you already have god powers.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

lactose, no fiber,

hot peppers, beans

Classy,

Wouldn’t the second be WAY TOO MUCH fiber?

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fiber make you poo more, but this looks like massive constipation followed by a shit with the consistency of hardened steel

son_named_bort, to memes in My bad, guys

I was always just a maybe anyway.

Potatos_are_not_friends, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

And yet mfers still go in mass to these games in countries with extreme human rights issues and throw billions of dollars at merch.

HappyMeatbag, (edited ) to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I wouldn’t so much as think of attending even if it was right in the next town, so okay. Do it. I’ll enjoy reading about what a disaster it was.

trailing9, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Don’t they have a shortage of bananas?

tdawg, to memes in My bad, guys

honesty I’d much rather people just be honest about not wanting to hang then be surrounded by flakes

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’ve done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I’m absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it’s way too hard or I didn’t anticipate how it fits in with other events.

agressivelyPassive,

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you’d really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

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