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hungryphrog, to comicstrips in An age old problem. (Aug 10, 1921)

who the fuck sits next to a stranger when there’s a plenty of space left

Perfide,

A creep

Cleverdawny, to memes in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries

kubica,
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The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but...)

Cleverdawny,

Still vegetables! Everyone knows that a nice dinner at a Chinese buffet is healthy if you eat a few green beans lmao

gravitas_deficiency,

A succulent Chinese meal?!?

IndiBrony,
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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!

Nakoichi, to memes in They aren't fooling around
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As a communist that is also of Irish descent, and absolutely loves potato based dishes, I feel like this meme is specifically crafted for me.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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The potato found you

Cacktus, to memes in They aren't fooling around
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[clap clap clap] “Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.”

Engywuck, to memes in They aren't fooling around

The photo is terrifying.

Damage, to memes in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

agressivelyPassive,

That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

spiderjuzce, to memes in They aren't fooling around

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Then you will just be assimilated

Maultasche,

Can I resist?

Rentlar, to comicstrips in Unethical Life Pro Tip

How to draw a fly on your hand:

  1. Draw a short line with a pencil or pen
  2. Draw the rest of the fly
tias, to memes in They aren't fooling around

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn’t find any soil.

aksdb,

They soiled themselves.

Todesschnitzel, to memes in They aren't fooling around

Never let your potato-pc run after midnight. Or this will happen.

TimeSquirrel, to memes in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?
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Microsoft. They've been itching to go to a fully cloud-dependent subscription-only model for Windows for a while now.

ininewcrow, to memes in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?
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Short term gains … and gain them as fast as possible … because the end is coming near and everything is going to be over soon.

ButtholeSpiders,

While depressing, it makes sense, seeing as this market model isn’t sustainable in the long term, let alone short term.

jubilationtcornpone, to memes in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?

Zoom: “wE cAnT cOlAbOrAtE iF wErE nOt In PeRsOn. We NeEd EmPloYeEs To ReTuRn tO tHe OfFiCe.”

They have stiff competition but this has to be one of the most incompetent boners I have ever seen pulled by a major corporation. Stating very clearly to the entire world that you have no confidence in your own product. If Eric Yuan (Zoom’s CEO) wasn’t the principle shareholder he probably would have been fired out of a cannon by now.

dangblingus, to memes in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?

Decentralize. Democratize. Demonetize. Time for a new internet, a new gaming industry, and a way of sharing thoughts and ideas where clout is the least important factor.

radioactiveradio, to memes in Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?

“Why don’t you pay for every damn bullet you fire in the game you fucking peasants!!??” -Unity CEO

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