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unreachable, to lemmyshitpost in Schrödinger's joke
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HenryWong327, to lemmyshitpost in Peak organization
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Assuming an average of 4 minutes per song, that is 7 years and 8 months of music. I wonder how much time the ads would add?

rabiddolphin,
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The best way to use spotify is to block the ads

HenryWong327,
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You can do that? I don’t use Spotify so I didn’t know.

rabiddolphin, to lemmyshitpost in Peak organization
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All of my playlists are the ghostbusters theme song

jopepa, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Schrödinger's joke

The people that are only goofing around get to wear the ass hat around the party and alley oop some setups at their own expense. The real assholes are confronted about their shit and end up either a little more enlightened from the experience or publically mocked about it. Not for nothing but I think it makes bullshitting with strangers more fun.

Edit: it helps to know the shittiest people especially don’t like being laughed at.

Tangent5280, to memes in Have you ever seen them live?

To the machines, it is harvest day, but to the plants it is the Holocaust!

ekZepp, to lemmyshitpost in TIL
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licherally, to memes in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I’ve put over 400 hours into vanilla terraria and recently started the calamity mod, first day I put like 6 hours into it.

I don’t play every day, I just don’t have the time/energy. But when I do I try to make it count.

That being said, we used to play Edward forty hands and try to beat ocarina of time in a single evening, usually staying up until dawn despite the copious alcohol.

I’m not the stallion I used to be, but even an old horse has something to prove.

SouravSatvaya, to lemmyshitpost in Mental eelness
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And sometimes they get shocked too.

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Schrödinger's joke

Because Kirk Van Houten pulled this bs with Marge, I enjoy watching the gymnastics involved when potential hookups try it with me.

Klear, to lemmyshitpost in Mental eelness

License to Eel

squid_slime, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Schrödinger's joke
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The old “shit joke” redflag

zakobjoa, to lemmyshitpost in Schrödinger's joke
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Far right playbook page four.

XTornado, to memes in About to get drafted

For really old people… I am more comprehensive. But man some people I swear… Like they ask me to help them with stuff I haven’t even used either, like I am going to do the same as you read, think and act. But some people seem to suddenly forgot to even know how to read or think.

Lasherz12,

That’s roughly half of the tickets in IT work.

MTK, to lemmyshitpost in TIL

Probably false, the avarage probably has a bit less then needed fo a full skeleton.

FiskFisk33,

I’m quite sure it’s more, since some individuals contain multiple sets.

Agent641, (edited )

Its gonna be some stupid number, like 1.0777655678 skeletons per adult, on average. Even considering twins and triplets and quad amputees

ZeDoTelhado, to memes in About to get drafted

For me was not grand parents but my dad was referring me ALL the time to other people that went to his workshop that I “know about computers” (almost is some sort of arcane knowledge). I remember once somebody approached me with the typical question:

  • Are you the one that “knows about computers”?
  • (cringing inside already) yes that’s me
  • You know, I have this fridge that won’t cool…

I just left even before he finished the sentence. My dad later that day asked me why I was rude to someone (I know it was this guy). I just told him “imagine you know about cars and somebody asks you fix their fridge”. Didn’t even need to say more.

So for some people in my place, " knowing about computers " means arcane knowledge with nearly everything with a digital screen on it.

Flax_vert,

Are you the one who can tell me how to exit Vim?

Edgarallenpwn,
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Turn the computer off and on

Flax_vert,

Instructions unclear, it’s strapped to Elon’s spaceship. How do I get it off?

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