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degen, to lemmyshitpost in Society beware

Brb, just making sure The Picard Maneuver isn’t in the student directory before I go to school tomorrow

Blackmist, to memes in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I think that’s the fault of games rather than me.

A lot of games are the same generic open world bollocks and it’s honestly just exhausting.

SoupBrick, to comicstrips in Laugh At You [Toonhole]

That’s healing the world with comedy. ~Bo Burnham

doingless, to lemmyshitpost in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.

MaoZedongers,

All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as “gun free zones” to make it easier for the fishermen.

Stamets, to memes in Gotta keep everyone updated
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I feel attacked

byroon,

That’s my battle

Kiernian,

You’re not being loud. I’m completely in the dark. Likely so are others. I even looked at your mastodon in the hopes I could figure it out. Know that people care and hope the best for you. Rest up, do whatever you need to in order to feel better, and know that your return will be a welcome one.

GrammatonCleric, to lemmyshitpost in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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  • surewhynotlem,

    Don’t melt

    AnonWyo,

    Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

    Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

    Dagwood222,

    When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…

    justcallmelarry, to memes in Have you ever seen them live?

    That looks familiar, is it down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana?

    Fubarberry, to lemmyshitpost in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
    @Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz avatar

    To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    There’s a kind of fish called an archerfish that shoots jets of water from it’s mouth at insects to knock them down. Those ones probably have the mental capacity for calculating trajectories to at least aim one I imagine, if you gave them a weapon modified with some kind of mechanism for one to fire it

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    Archerfish have NOTHING on mantis shrimp, though:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f63d0c2a-31ac-4677-aede-a397b7538f03.jpeg

    Source: The Oatmeal

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar
    Viking_Hippie,

    😘👌 🤣

    shasta, to lemmyshitpost in Peak organization

    I understand the joke, I think. But what do the devil and Jesus have to do with it? If either one of them is evil it’s what Jesus is saying, so that can’t be it. What am I missing here?

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    It’s just a common shitpost format out there that’s playing off of those unironic religious posts that you might see on FB or something. I see good/bad get flipped back and forth as part of the joke.

    knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-child-will-x

    yesman, to lemmyshitpost in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

    Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.

    Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.

    alquicksilver,
    @alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

    And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.

    XEAL,

    I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

    lugal,

    Jokes on you, there ain’t no apostrophe

    RaoulDook,

    Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?

    nxdefiant,

    Perhaps he is addressing the jokes directly.

    brbposting,

    That was a[n unspecified] quantity of jokes.

    Like 5, 6… maybe 7!… jokes on you.

    CileTheSane,
    @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

    American education system.

    BaskinRobbins, to memes in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

    This is how I felt until I played Valheim and BG3. I think my preferred genres have just shifted. I need something I can relax and play at my own pace. I use to only play competitive shooters, where I needed to be “on” the whole game. Now I can only play a shooter for about an hour before my mind starts to drift and I lose interest.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, to lemmyshitpost in Society beware

    It’s like this weirdly stifled cry for help, because they feel the need to be seen as hard while also REALLY wanting people to know that they’ve been through a LOT and a normal person would be hurting BAD but not them because they’re so TOUGH but please please also recognize how hard just existing is for them.

    It’s a hedged cry for help.

    Like drop the macho act and ask for help, buddy. It’s ok.

    Kusimulkku,

    Like drop the macho act and ask for help, buddy. It’s ok.

    Easier said than done for some

    CADmonkey,

    Like drop the macho act and ask for help, buddy. It’s ok.

    And watch the people who said they cared suddenly get real scarce.

    I wish it wasn’t that way, and I’m happy it’s no longer that way for me. But there are people around you right now who know of they speak up, loved ones and friends will tell them “it’s no big deal” or “It’s all in your head” or my favorite, “man up”.

    Thcdenton, to memes in About to get drafted

    Damn my grandparents didn’t live to see smartphones. I’ve never thought about that.

    Sanctus, to memes in Gotta keep everyone updated
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    They all try to say complaining doesn’t help, but letting out one of those frustrated sigh-grunts always fucken slaps.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Yes… I must expell the frustration

    Octavio, to memes in About to get drafted

    As frustrating as it can be, some day you’re going to miss getting those phone calls. 😢

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