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frickineh, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

JaymesRS, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

yeather,

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

captainlezbian, (edited )

We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

Chetzemoka,

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

JaymesRS,

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

son_named_bort,

Same here. Nobody liked it.

Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

NJSpradlin,

We did the Macarena where I was in GA.

Zron,

“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

corsicanguppy,

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

Anticorp,

That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

corsicanguppy,

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

ethanolparty,

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

poppy,

I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

ZombieMantis, (edited )
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We did square dancing, but I’m from Texas, so our families joined the hoedown. I was so proud of my bolo, fond memories.

And I don’t think it was part of the curriculum, I think they were just throwing a party for graduation or something. It’s been years, and this was when I was little, in elementary school.

MermaidsGarden, to memes in Presidential fitness test
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He wanted to make sure we didn’t get left behind 😌

macaroni1556, to memes in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Rather than blocking it out, replace it with greenery, shrubs, trees, flowers, grasses

Some of the most beautiful areas of any city are where people and nature are together. Just give me big ass trees alongside the towering buildings!

anarchy79,
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And instead of blocking it out, destroy it, and do the things that you said instead.

repungnant_canary,

I mean, if we’re talking about New York you’ve got a huge ass park just around the corner. But yeah, I agree

anarchy79,
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A park. How nice.

macaroni1556,

Yup, it’s amazing. And the real estate around central park is some of the most valuable in the world!

But plants are nearly free, so we could just have that in more places…

anarchy79,
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I heard they let us live.

Overshoot2648,

They also cool down the surrounding impermeable surfaces. We need more trees!

anarchy79,
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I love trees.

TehBamski, to memes in Presidential fitness test
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jopepa, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

Che_Donkey, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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CodaChroma, to memes in Presidential fitness test
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They had to make sure middle schoolers would be ready to fight a war at a moments notice

HenriVolney, to lemmyshitpost in He was like a brother to me...

Winter is coming! … or, is it?

evasive_chimpanzee, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s a barred owl.

Fun fact: you can talk to them, and they’ll talk back. Whether it’s a good idea or not, I have no clue, but I’ve done it

MyDearWatson616,

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

This reminds of of the classic MS DOS mindscape point and click games like Shadowgate or Deja Vu (“What would you like to SAY to the table?”) And the typical responses of such nonsense:

You have strange views of companionship friend

You are greeted with silence

Delirium is the gateway to insanity!

MataVatnik,
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They just aggressively clack their beaks at me

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, crunch. Ah-three licks.

Abird1620, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I was right on the tail end, born in 2006. I definitely remember this commercial.

JimmyBigSausage, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to Impress Pres. John F Kennedy.

GuyDudeman,
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My efforts were to impress Arnold Schwarzenegger and George H.W. Bush.

Fridgeratr, to lemmyshitpost in He was like a brother to me...

It’s ok, I understand 🥲

sunbrrnslapper, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I did it to impress George Bush Sr. I’m not sure he cares either.

jopepa,

Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

sunbrrnslapper,

Haha!

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