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son_named_bort, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

HerbalGamer, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tell me you’re in a cult without saying you’re in a cult.

kajko, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I’m 37, but I have no clue what this is.

Frozengyro,

32, have seen the commercial thousands of times.

originalucifer, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

awesome

Phegan, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

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disheveledWallaby, (edited ) 

<span style="color:#323232;">1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Eleven. Twelve!
</span>
slingstone,

I heard the song in my head.

slingstone,

This is the correct answer.

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

They still play it today. It came out in 1970. That’s 53 years iirc

0x0,

Only 70s kids will get this

AFKBRBChocolate, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I’m old, mine is signed by Nixon. It’s a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn’t ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.

AngryCommieKender,

Mine’s signed by Clinton.

AFKBRBChocolate,

More admirable but not as funny

corsicanguppy,

Is that the same flex as the “I ate a grilled-cheese in Woolworth’s” badge of honour?

AFKBRBChocolate,

I don’t think I know the reference, but it sounds equivalent.

Anticorp, to memes in Choose carefully

Hold up! Isn’t a Dyson sphere pretty low maintenance once it’s built?

JohnDClay,

I guess it would depend on the temperature resistance and how the power is transmitted. Even solar panels wear out, and the collection surfaces of a dyson sphere would be a lot higher temp. But with something that scale, I’d imagine it would be a ton of maintenance work even if was a tiny amount per area.

Unforeseen,

Yeah it’s a misconception, it’s the Dyson swarm that’s high maintenance

schema,

I mean wouldn’t you still have to maintain the electrics of a sun sized surface? I guess you could use its own power for maintenance robots…

Anticorp,

All I know is that Picard’s Enterprise found a long abandoned Dyson Sphere and it was still functional.

Fedizen, (edited )

I doubt it. A structure like that would be an enourmous engineering project pummeled by solar radiation on the inside and space debris on the outside.

edgemaster72, to memes in Choose carefully
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

ringwraithfish, to risa in Hi, Borg.

I just started watching this a week ago. Halfway through season 3. Fucking amazing show!

ChillCapybara, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Ask Mrs. Owl for the real wisdom.

WindyRebel,

Who!

WarmSoda, to lemmybewholesome in Continuing the cycle

When I was a kid my grandfather would share farside comics with me. Now I show my grandfather farside “memes”.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Far Side is timeless

null, to lemmybewholesome in Continuing the cycle

Nice mom to put up with being showered in macaroni art.

Jaybob32, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

It takes 1149 licks

xia,

Or one continuous lick.

0nXYZ,

I need a spindle speed in order to record a duration?

sxan, to lemmyshitpost in Is that your boyfriend?
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Will someone finally explain the difference between Venom and Swarm Spiderman? Because they look the same (or would, if the Swarm had ever taken Parker).

CaptnNMorgan,

Swarm is a bunch of bugs while venom is alien black goo. I’m curious when they look the same?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Brood! Shit, the Brood, not The Swarm. Brain fart while posting.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zvC1gZKX4QI/U4UVnwONFXI/AAAAAAAALk8/DvhsT0w4EgY/s1600/01.jpg

CaptnNMorgan,

The Brood is like a cross between the symbiotes and xenomorphs but more organized than both

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

The Venom illustrations always remind me of that Brood cover.

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