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BmeBenji, to memes in Billions must fry

While I agree with the sentiment here, any sudden event happening with the Sun is is the only kind of event that could not be communicated by memes. It would require someone to witness the light of the supernova, create a meme, and post it from the section of the Earth experiencing noon, and for someone experiencing midnight to read the same meme at the same exact moment the supernova reaches them. Internet doesn’t travel faster than light, and the knowledge of a supernova happening requires being hit with the light generated by it.

Lux, (edited )

that was the joke

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Our sun will not explode, it will become a red giant, progressively grill us, pulse and contract to a white dwarf. Got a couple hundreds of millions of years before the intensity becomes unbearable, that’s a thousand times the age of our species. Hopefully we have figured interstellar travel by then, if we don’t have already destroyed ourselves. www.space.com/solar-system-fate-when-sun-dies

threelonmusketeers,

I’m hoping we figure out starlifting before then. With a bit of help, our sun could last much longer.

brbposting,

Yeah let’s just ignore alien memes

BmeBenji,

Alien memes can’t get to Earth any faster than a light can

brbposting,

LIKE THEY HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THAT 👽

weirdbeardgame, to memes in Billions must fry
wetnoodle, to memes in Betrayal
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Man I signed that and now I sell weed (legally)

platypus_plumba,

Don’t you DARE smoke it though.

AutistoMephisto, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

Test_Tickles,

In my experience, if they appear before you in human form, it will cost you a few hundo to fuck it. If they appear in the other form, then if you offer it some of whatever you just took, it will fuck you for free.

werefreeatlast,

Fuck that I’m carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

jabathekek, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat,

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, (edited )

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

MrJameGumb, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!

tacosanonymous,

You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.

AnonWyo,

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.

RIP_Cheems, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I said don’t be afraid.

Chickenstalker, to memes in Betrayal

How is it that we have socially ostracisized tobacco smoking but smoking weed is ok?

mmazikinn,

Geez I don’t know, maybe it’s because tobacco is wildly more toxic and carcinogenic. Maybe it’s because tobacco causes hundreds of thousands of deaths every year. Or perhaps it’s because tobacco is loaded with thousands of equally as toxic additives. Just spit balling here.

rimjob_rainer,

Wasn’t it the other way around?

Tylerdurdon, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Better than a Dutch rudder?

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Anything cast iron will do tbh

The_Eminent_Bon, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They’re deep pans if you think about it

Dove9848, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

Damnit…now I just want to eat some Oreos.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

Would you ever really want to see an angel?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EChBRIF7BU

psy32nd, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

Maybe I’m coffee-cup-sexual

211, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

There are also 12 templar crosses. I did not find an anagram for “OREO” in Latin, nor is it “INRI” transposed directly in alphabet, but there might be something to force there. Both being four-letter words with same beginning and end and all.

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