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chetradley, to starwarsmemes in I am failing

Until Disney puts out another series that defies the timeline to bring these two together for more hijinks.

LetterboxPancake, to comicstrips in Haha, I'm in danger! [IrregularGalaxyDudes]

Forget coffee, this will wake you up. There’s nothing like dropping the wrong database scheme on a lazy Monday morning.

Bonehead,

If you can, always set the title of whatever window you're working on to capital bold letters, preferably red, saying PRODUCTION SERVER - DON'T FUCK IT UP. This has saved my dumbass a few times when I looked up before hitting enter.

LetterboxPancake,

I use IntelliJ for this and my prod connection is red, has warning symbols and it’s read only. I can switch on write mode if necessary, but it will prompt for it. Saves me a lot of stress.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to starwarsmemes in The (NotQuite) Grandmasters
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

They never told me you were flammable

Jac0b, to memes in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

This is mainly due to modern day web bloat and lazy inefficient coding

Dagwood222, to comicstrips in It's important to find what you're good at.

There’s a book called ‘Discover What You’re Best At,’ by Linda Gail.

I can’t recommend it enough. Fir years I thought i hated working. Turns out that working a job you’re actually suited for is pretty great.

CarlsIII, to comicstrips in Time to do it all over again but this time without an expiry date [ElderCactus]

If you don’t need to eat you don’t need to work. Go and be spooky, good skeleton.

neptune, to starwarsmemes in "Bitch what?"

Who the f is that insect creature

xusontha,

Probably a robot inquisitor

troyunrau, to comicstrips in Wait... Where do the batteries go? [TheJenkinsComic]
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Somewhere, in the back of my memory, I have recollection of an old school comedy sketch with a title like “foghorns in disguise”. Monty Python or Kids in the Hall or something similar. Wherein people would start a conversation with someone, only for that someone to respond by being a foghorn. But all attempts at googling this sketch has ends in total failure. I thought it might be the enshitification of Google search results, but I tried a few others too. Now I think I might have dreamed it.

SnipingNinja,

Go make it

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Don’t let your dreams be memes!

AVincentInSpace,

The enshittification of Google results does NOT just apply to Google. Even if we don’t count the “engines” that use Google as a backend, like Startpage and Metager, every search engine nowadays has been indexing fewer and fewer useful pieces of content. Time was, if you wanted to find a comment on Reddit or Tumblr or what have you and you knew some part of it word for word, you could put that portion betweeen quotes and you’d find it immediately. Now you’ll just get nothing. DuckDuckGo, Brave Search, Qwant, Bing, none of em’ll do it. Not even pushshift works properly anymore.

Do not get me started on the trash fire that is Searx. Hosting your own search engine sounds cool until you realize it means running your own indexer and only getting results from sites your individual instance has crawled.

Also, did you hear that Gigablast, the only open-source search engine apart from Searx, shut its doors for good earlier this year?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s almost like we need a non-profit (like Wikipedia) just to handle search in a centralized and fair way.

redballooon, to comicstrips in I mean... Where's the chainmail? [GoodBearComics]

I don’t get it.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Well, the father says to the son to practice safe sex. Ten years later the son is in a sexual encounter that involves lethal weaponry being used, thereby making it inherently unsafe sex. The son says “I don’t think my dad would approve” because he’s referencing the safe sex conversation from childhood.

xusontha, to starwarsmemes in "Bitch what?"
spacecowboy, to comicstrips in I mean... Where's the chainmail? [GoodBearComics]

When people ask me why I don’t have children, this is why. I’ve yet to be beaten in combat.

uphillbothways, to comicstrips in Time to do it all over again but this time without an expiry date [ElderCactus]
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Parents really are the worst.

atyaz, to comicstrips in It's important to find what you're good at.

society 😔

gianmarco, to memes in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

Wasn’t 2010 just two years ago?

deikoepfiges_dreirad, to comicstrips in Wait... Where do the batteries go? [TheJenkinsComic]

Who on earth changes their smoke detector every six months?

VikingHippie,

BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Doxin,
@Doxin@yiffit.net avatar

I’m assuming it’s referring to the batteries

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