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maniacalmanicmania, to memes in Toughest Choice
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

My life writ large.

Peppycito, (edited ) to memes in Toughest Choice

Here’s my problem. The boat is an “only live once” purchase though.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7d033e9c-cbb7-4915-8cf3-3a8c59971181.png

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

If she finds this hilarious, marry her.

TootSweet, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

No no. She meant Mario Kart.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

BAGALITY!!!

LemmyFeed,

FINISH HER!

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

“He never does.” – The girlfriend

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

INFIDELITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

papalonian, to memes in Phew!

Except for when it’s like the one plan I made that I was actually looking forward to

Just gives me confirmation bias that I shouldn’t make plans

Jorgelino, (edited )

I kinda like it still, because if it’s something i’m looking forward to, then i’m probably super nervous about it, so cancelling it makes me relieved i don’t have to worry about it right now. (Assuming it was just pushed further down the road rather than cancelled forever)

Like, i love DMing TTRPG games, and i hate how hard it is to schedule sessions, but at the same time, i secretly love it when a session needs to be cancelled because i’m always less prepared than i’d like to be.

ShimmeringKoi, to memes in Phew!
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Fading out like the ghosts in lord of the rings, my obligation technically fufilled

ElBarto, (edited ) to memes in Phew!
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I fist bump the air like I’ve just scored a game winning touchdown!

Feddinat0r, to memes in Phew!

Unexpected free time, yeah!

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Suddenly glad I’m married to a woman who asked for Lego sets for her birthday.

Armand1, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

What is MK supposed to mean?

avapa,

Michael Kors, I assume

bi_tux,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Good to know, now what is Michael Kors?

wizardbeard,
@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Luxury brand like coach or gucci

LuckyBoy,

Poor People luxury brand.

KISSmyOS, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have “network connectivity problems”.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s weird. My other doctor said “skynet activated”

guy_threepwood, to lemmyshitpost in MK bag

Every time I see the “MK” logo I think of Milton Keynes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Keynes

smeg,

Maybe OP’s lady friend is a big fan of the Dons?

soundingcock, to comicstrips in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck
MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

offensive spam account, please ban forever

Masimatutu,

DO NOT click on the link, it contains horrible gore images without any warning

nehal3m, (edited )

You might be tempted, like I was, because sometimes this kind of thing is a trope and the link actually shows cute images. It does for the first page, but as soon as you scroll you’ll see actually horrible shit.

This is not a cutesy plot twist it-was-cute-after-all, there’s some sick shit. Just skip the curiosity on this one.

edit: Oh and report the asshole if you can.

synapse1278, to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

64 if you relax

Kase,

Holy shit, you made my day

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