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ThatWeirdGuy1001, to starwarsmemes in Turning your lightsaber off mid-combat (Video)
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I’ve got to say this is one of the things Lucas did that was just dumb.

The Jedi don’t do it because it’s trickery. Okay I can kinda see that.

But the motherfucking SITH!!??. The same mfers who will torture/murder/slaughter anyone/thing they want, somehow find turning off your lightsaber as DISHONORABLE!!!???

Idfk that’s just dumb

ScrollerBall, to starwarsmemes in Turning your lightsaber off mid-combat (Video)

This is a technique called Tràkata established in Legends

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Tràkata?

fjordbasa, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

Why would I pirate kids?

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I emphatically would NOT download a child.

weeahnn,
@weeahnn@lemmy.world avatar

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

DebatableRaccoon,

Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.

Restaldt, (edited )

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

jjagaimo,

I prefer to pirate adults

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Lenny pirate your butt

rostby,

Gimme yur booty

rostby,

I mean treasure ya know

Oka,

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

Sharpiemarker,

Can’t even give them away

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

moreeni,

And that’s why you need punctuation kids.

floofloof,

I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.

LocustOfControl,

Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

you wouldn’t download a child

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.

Davel23, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

You wouldn't download a kid.

occhineri,

You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

I wish.

vasco,

I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.

crowbar,

Why someday? Why not now

vasco,

cause it take some months

GrindingGears,

It’s like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.

BitingChaos, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
@BitingChaos@lemmy.world avatar

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

cupcakezealot, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

meldrik, (edited ) to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

MakerThe11,

Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

ArugulaZ, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

MakerThe11, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

All the comments are just pure gold.

sndmn, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

I don’t want kids, pirated or not.

DeathWearsANecktie, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!

RIP Brett

MakerThe11,

F

bigboopballs,

y he do dis

bartleby1, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

BluJay320, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

abbadon420, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

The production value is better than GOT season 7

sagrotan, to piracy in And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Could be misunderstood, here’s a comma for you: " , "

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

And that’s why you shouldn’t, pirate kids!

Gregorech,

That’s why you, shouldn’t pirate kids!

shasta,

Back to your room, Shatner

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