asklemmy

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

grabyourmotherskeys, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Post a dating profile with my full information including full HD photos. This will ensure noone contacts me.

substill, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?

There is a greater than 5% chance that your death will be someone’s fault.

chtk,
@chtk@feddit.nl avatar

What about the other 5% though?!

substill,

Non-preventable deaths are about 95%.

JackGreenEarth,

If you believe in God, it’s a 100% chance

peter, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

Every single rapist and murderer was found to have dihydrogen monoxide inside their body at the time they committed their crimes, and your friends and family may be using it recreationally without you knowing

JackGreenEarth,

I don’t think something you need to survive can be called being taken ‘recreationally’.

kenbw2, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?

Is that world wide or in a specific country?

FlashPossum, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Kill myself to deny anyone the prize

Kissaki, in Atheists/agnostics of Lemmy, do you believe in the existence of souls?

No. Soul is an imaginary concept for ideas and claims. And people think of different things when they think of it.

We are an inherently physical entity. A vastly complex system that very interestingly enables consciousness to arise from it.

But when you remove the body it lives in there is nothing left of it. Other than the influences it had in its past.

FlashPossum, in How can people prevent the Dead Internet Theory from becoming our reality?

Internet is already full of bullshit SEO content. Sometimes written by humans, and quite often by bots. For years now. What’s coming is an arms race between different content generating AIs and search/answer AIs.

Jongaros, in Atheists/agnostics of Lemmy, do you believe in the existence of souls?

No. I believe soul is a human construct that is meant to be self defense mechanism to feel like we are special instead of bunch of meat with chemicals.

President_Pyrus, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?
@President_Pyrus@feddit.dk avatar

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.

Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.

Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.

DHMO is a major component of acid rain.

Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.

Contributes to soil erosion.

Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.

Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.

Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.

Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.

Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.

Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.

Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

www.dhmo.org/facts.html#DANGERS

eskimofry, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.

ragica, in How can people prevent the Dead Internet Theory from becoming our reality?
@ragica@lemmy.ml avatar

Probably the easiest way to avoid it is to simply rename it to something less scary sounding. Maybe something like Alive Enhanced Rich Content Internet Theory for Human People! See, not a problem now.

Also maybe we should reread Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut. It has a storyline about a guy who finds out he is the only actual real person on earth. Everyone else are robots. And he wants to know why.

SomeBoyo, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?
Bjoern_Tantau, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

I'd let my kids collect the bounty.

barrage4u,

I like this

jossbo, in What's a true fact that is so misleading it's borderline misinformation?

Nice try, QI elf!

MartinXYZ,

You’ve triple posted this comment…

barrage4u, in You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

In a way this is how billionares live

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • asklemmy@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #