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Thndrchld, in I bet my roommate to stop pooping for 3 days. How can I manipulative them into pooping and make them lose the bet?

Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.

PelicanPersuader, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Is this the first Lemmy legend story, like the jolly rancher one is for Reddit?

faltuuser, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Commenting to show that I was here for the first Lemmy moment.

boopdepop,

Might as well include me in the screenshot too. I was here

MrsEaves, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?
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Mid-30s web designer equally versed in design and frontend development, quiet in conversation but loud in spirit and fashion choices. Hobbies are whatever I need and whatever I can get my hands on - today it’s woodworking and construction due to a burst pipe, last year it was cooking and zero waste living plus grad school, with dashes of IndieWeb, gardening, hydroponics, and plenty of internet in between. I don’t work too many hours in the traditional sense, but I do keep myself constantly busy - full time job, side gig, fixing all the things. I am often asked if I sleep. The answer is yes! I love naps, I usually take at least one a day.

tldr: neon chaotic hobby napper here, nice to meet you.

the_football_maestro,

What sort of fashion are you into?

MrsEaves,
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Rainbow punk is probably the best way I can think of to describe it. If it’s candy colored, glittery, or black (because black helps colors pop) I’m all over it. I recently got a pair of magnetic glasses covers that is printed to look like a slice of watermelon, and it’s my favorite because I have pink hair at the moment and between that and the deep green lipstick I have I can get an awesome watermelon look going. I’m a big fan of mixing patterns and textures as well. I love figuring out how to get a good alt look going that makes people smile. 😁

the_football_maestro,

Oh interesting! I dress mainly in athletic wear, football kits and flannel like a hardcore band so this is an interesting contrast! What did you study in grad school? Are you on a matrix server? Would love to chat more!

MrsEaves,
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Ahhhh I have a flannel I live in when I teach, they’re so comfy and cute! (I teach design/web dev classes at a university in the evening). I’ve never heard of a football kit before but I think I got the idea from a quick search. I’m not on Matrix at the moment, I’m usually more a forum person because of my schedule 😁

justhach, in What are your "weirdest" pizza toppings or other weird food combos?
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My GFs go to is a hawaiian pizza... with olives, and blue cheese dip on the side.

I didnt think you could make hawaiian pizza worse, but there you go.

NotAnArdvark, in What app do you use for Mastodon?

I find the mobile interface (the browser) to be really good, at least in comparison to Lemmy.

Afkargh, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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I’ve been using Metatext. I like the stats on trending topics

1984, in tildes Invitation
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I can

PupBiru, (edited ) in What do you use for a domain registrar?
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my go-to for anything they support is porkbun: they’re cheap, reliable, and technically competent

for backup for domains they don’t cover, 101domain has a huge selection

for actual DNS hosting, i use cloudflare (migrating from dnsimple) but also wouldn’t be against route53

Maximilious,
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I've been using namecheap for years and redirect DNS through cloudflare. I think my yearly renewal is around $25. I've been thinking of transferring to cloudflare, but their pricing model is really expensive for their other products and don't really want to feel pigeonholed if my price gets inflated above what I already pay.

Mugmoor, in What's your favorite Web 1.0 memory?
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Stickdeath, Yahooligans, Geocities/Angelfire/Tripod, and of course MSN Messenger. I still use the notification sound from MSN as my text tone on my phone. Just feels right.\

That and traditional Web Forums. They're still around obviously, but not quite the same as they used to be.

Infrapink, in What are your "weirdest" pizza toppings or other weird food combos?
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Mango works surprisingly well.

neuropean,

I think that would unite the pro- and anti- pineapple debate.

Arcaneslime,

Pro-pineapple (but anti-hawaiian, should be pep, pine, jalaps) here: I’d try it, but only with chicken and Habeneros if I can, jalaps if they have no habs.

fastandcurious, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Stamp that i was here. Truly an outstanding post

argentcorvid, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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I like Tusky, but the web interface is pretty good on mobile too!

JASN_DE, in What app do you use for Mastodon?

Tusky works well for me on Android.

emilrudolf, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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Ich nutze Megalodon, ein fork der Offiziellen App, der noch etwas besser ist. Funktioniert sehr gut, wird aktiv entwickelt und war als ich vor einem halben Jahr alle Apps nebeneinander genutzt habe für mich die absolut beste Wahl, habe das aber nicht weiterverfolgt Der größte Vorteil von Megalodon ist/ war, dass man direkt auf den Lokalen feat zugreifen kann. Bei der Offiziellen App miss man dafür auf Suchen gehen, und dann 4 Mal nach links wischen

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