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Snuzii, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I guess try taking some OTC medicine for diarrhea, should make you constipated.

DJDarren, in Deleted

Nope. Everything I say is sarcastic, so it would be redundant.

DJDarren,

That, however, was sincere.

Pons_Aelius,

Nah, I think that was sarcastic as well.

nihilomaster, (edited ) in Side effects of nitric oxide?

You should watch out because nitric oxide is highly explosive. About the same as nitroglycerin. No but seriously: While it is true that nitric oxide is released in the nasal cavity (always not just during buteyko), the amounts are waay to low to have any noticeable impact. If you are doing breathing exercises any visual effects you notive are probably coming from too much oxygen.

Harpa, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I don't even want to know the answer because it'll be less entertaining than lemmy's collective imagination.

As for the question: I think your biggest problem is going to be inducing a proper clearout shortly before you go on your trip. Maybe laxatives?

Edit: I just realized, is the reason you don't want to go despite having toiles available stuff like hemorrhoids or an anal fissure? Because if so, there are creams for that my friend.

Dazed_Confused, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world avatar

This could be a setting in a Stephen King novel. They usually don't end well.

I am really curious about the situation, but all I've to say is be safe and update us.

genfood, in Reddit alts with similar subs?
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I am sorry, but I identify myself as a lemming.

Snuzii, in What song do you listen to when you are upset and want to calm down?

Necromancing Dancing by bear ghost can lift my mood regardless of why I'm upset. but it usually 'Depends on what I'm upset about. I try to find a song that is about the issue I'm experiencing. It helps me better articulate why I am upset I guess.

k_o_t, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

eggnog, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

what the fuck. i need an update post

nicman24, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

this is it. this is the critical point of quality the fediverse needed

jystfact, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Are you, by any chance in a submarine?

MissJinx,
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Disasters come in threes. One sub down, better wait until the next 2 explode too

badgerific,

There's no advice that's going to be effective in stopping poop in those circumstances...

abcd, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This is the content I was waiting for! I’ve read this while sitting on my throne 😂😂😂💩

ChrislyBear,

+1

the_kgb,

+#2

demvoter, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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I was here for this post that will go down in Fediverse history.

iRyu,

It'll be a year and someone will ask "What is the story about the guy who couldn't poop for 3 days"

We'll sit down and let me tell you a story, lad

StarLuigi,
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Pretty sure I already saw this reposted on Reddit (not sure, my reddit client and my Lemmy client look too similar so I keep mixing them up!!)

BleakBluets,
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I'll know the Fediverse is mainstream when I inevitably see this post and comments in a top 10 list or being read by an AI voice and posted to a video sharing site as part of an automated content farm.

Harlan_Cloverseed,
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See you in other threads referencing this happening!

Grosshirn,

Yep. Me too. This kind of content was... unexpected

Sentrovasi, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

yardy_sardley, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

OP doesn't want his crush knowing that he poops. Simple as.

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