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dystop, in Just had a thought about feed sterilization
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The good thing is lemmy is so new that even if the devs wanted to, they probably haven't had the time (or data) to implement any of this.

eldoom, in Whaf do you think of hosting an AMA with John Oliver to make Lemmy/kbin officially a viable Reddit replacement?

I’ve been here about a week or so and so far I think the absolutely perfect candidate would be Vermin Supreme.

garrettw87,
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oh dear goodness. Yes but no.

_haha_oh_wow_,
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You know what? Let's just resurrect Robert Anton Wilson!

dystop, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Dude the submersible's gone, there isn't gonna be another trip down there. Get your $250,000 back and do something meaningful with your life.

B20bob,
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Bro, I've been trying to figure out why this poor guy would possibly need to meet these requirements.. I think you nailed it on the head. lmao well played OP.

eyy,

You nearly made me spit out the water in my mouth. Thanks.

highduc, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This is the kind of post we need around here :)

I suggest you do poop, your plan atm sounds cartoonishly stupid and likely to blow up in your face.

Do keep us posted though!

flambonkscious,

With photos, preferably...

demonmariner,
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Or blow up in someone's face.

Skooshjones,
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I'm here too, this feels like the beginning of a Lemmy legend :)

Good luck and stay safe!

SubArcticTundra,
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3 days without pooping are perfectly doable. I’ve done it before when I was younger

eyy, (edited )

I don't have anything to add, I'm just planting my flag here so I can say I was here at the beginnings of lemmylore.

Here, have a cat picture as an offering:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f514a9d-58ee-4397-89ea-39be645fb45f.png

wizard_cat,
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Same, this thread is legendary

PupBiru,
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… omg “stickers” 😍

qjkxbmwvz,

I was there, Gandalf.gif

hungryphrog,

I was here 𓆏

wampastompa,
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me too ⛳️

kraiden,

I wuz heer

theolodger,

The cat tax has been paid.

olpappy, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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A small bottle of olive oil. It’s very high calorie so it will keep you somewhat energized in small quantities. Consumed in small amounts you may be able to go three days without shitting.

TheShane,

In large quantities... It will make your bum like a sluice gate!

Girtablulu,
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can confirm, ain't fun

jwu,

Yeah, but olive oil is also a mild laxative.
www.healthline.com/…/olive-oil-for-constipation

SubArcticTundra,
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I can’t imagine myself consuming more than a spoonful of oil, any oil

kraiden,

Olive oil is actually delicious. Can't speak to using it for non-poopy reasons, but throw some in a bowl, add a splash of balsamic vinegar, sprinkle in some chunky rock salt, and dip the bougiest bread you can find in that shit! Delicious!

SubArcticTundra,
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Well yes I agree, olive oil + salt is a godly combination, I just can’t imagine gulping it down like it’s a Fanta

Jimmycrackcrack,

I think the consumption of only oily fat will cause a bit of a shitsplosion and probably sooner than 3 days in.

someguy3, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I'm guessing you're going backcountry or to a festival of some kind. I sympathize but using an outhouse or potta potty isn't bad, it's just a mental block. You'll enjoy yourself a lot more when you do things normally.

mcpheeandme, in What piece of wisdom about life are you able to provide others?

Don't say, "I can't wait." It's OK to be excited for something but not to wish away all the moments between then and now. Each one is precious.

I picked that up a few years ago from a Buddhist book. It helped me with so many aspects of life.

cly, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

In 10 years, people are going to say "I joined Lemmy before the 3 days without pooping post"

artaban,

there is no way this will be happen

BOB_DROP_TABLES,

This sounds like the beginning of great tifu post

TheShane,

I know I will. Now...

bionicjoey,

This could be our Jolly Rancher

Kyle,

Please refresh me on the jolly rancher story.

oshitwaddup,
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If you google it you will find it, but you've been warned

erusuoyera,

No. Trust me, it's in your best interests.

goforliftoff,

I just hope OP doesn't break both arms while they're out doing... whatever it is they're going to be doing.

InEnduringGrowStrong,

After the self induced constipation, they'll need the poop knife for sure.

Canic,

Either that, or it’ll turn into a poop sword

SaltySalamander, in This Lemmy instance is not "healthy"
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should be > 3 per non-banned user

Do you really think every user is going to actually post?

CannotSleep420,

This post is 4 years old.

Guy_Fieris_Hair, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Are you by chance trapped in a submarine near the Titanic?

iturnedintoanewt,

Aw crap we are going to need silly lemmy awards soon.

MargotRobbie,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/38056362-0f6c-49e2-bc4a-8477eaa8edf2.jpeg

whyNotSquirrel,
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you definitely have something here and should get in touch with the devs !

imaqtpie,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/7ce10417-a187-4fc8-9a77-14dd7b2b9e6d.png

dom,

This hit me in the nostalgia

SubArcticTundra,
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Please keep the awards this way

CookieMonster,
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It all went downhill when they introduced actual silver. Probably earlier, but that's when the monetization spam started.

voluntaryexilecat, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

May I suggest to get a foldable potty instead? They are super light and the size of an original Gameboy when folded. Combined with plastic bags and silicapowder (do not eat) it will help you stay healthy instead of dehydrated and constipated. If amazon is not fast enough, check the nearest baby mart. If you are just shy, there are also foldable privacy shields (camping section) available to let you do your business with privacy.

mizu6079,
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Toilets are readily available where I'm going; I can't do it for... other reasons..

FrankTheHealer, in Whaf do you think of hosting an AMA with John Oliver to make Lemmy/kbin officially a viable Reddit replacement?

Is there a dedicated AMA community on Lemmy, Beehaw or Kbin?

/r/AMA good on reddit as it centralized a lot of those kinds of posts. Having an equivalent here on the threadiverse would be fantastic to enable these kinds of events.

garrettw87,
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Two have been set up on Kbin: (including links for both lemmy and kbin users until the kbin bugs get fixed)
!IAmA (kbin link)
!askmeanything (kbin link)

Dave_r, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Cheese.

StarkillerX42,

Brie for the first day, then Camembert for the nicely aged flavor. Smell isn’t an issue, right?!?

NichtElias, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Can you tell us when you're done? This is already one of the most interesting posts on lemmy

Aurix, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?

Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?

FrankTheHealer,

I’m leaning towards drug smuggling

No pooping so they don’t expel the drug packets that they have ingested. No sweating so they dont seem nervous. And less peeinhg since will be travelling, on planes, cars etc

mizu6079,
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No kinky stuff involved.

No drugs involved.

No breaking-the-law-in-any-other-way involved.

magiccupcake,

I don't believe you.

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