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candyman337, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Jesus wtf lol, this is one of those posts that's going to become a copypasta

Linebeck,

This is the kind of content we need, glorious

MrDude, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Eat carbs, drink Gatorade or Powerade and poop before hand. Bro whatever you're doing I expect an update post!

BumpingFuglies, in Server rules - am I missing something?

You're forgetting the most important rule of the internet, enacted in 2020 and largely unspoken, but widely followed:

No controversial thought. Everything must abide by the hivemind. Sure, the hivemind might extol the virtues of free thought and expression, but actions speak louder than words.

Thanks to the massive worldwide propaganda campaign of 2020, very few corners of the internet are safe from virtue-signaling, wannabe-woke control freaks who can't stand the thought of others disagreeing with their force-fed worldviews, because they mistakenly believe that such ideas are "dangerous." 🙄

NewDark,

The opposite woke is asleep. The opposite of virtue-signaling is vice-signalling.

And we have moderation for a reason, lest the instances become Nazi bars

Squizzy,

Can you poor me fuckers not stay on reddit? The world isn't conspiring against, we all independently came to the conclusion you're a loser.

GlitzyArmrest,
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Take your "controversial thought" back to reddit or start your own instance. You clearly don't want to be here.

CocktailPlasma,

Well, good to see the people who can't possibly read opposing opinions to their own have made it here from reddit.

NuMetalAlchemist,
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Yup. Bye. Fuck off with your "opposing viewpoints," which, I suspect, is just a list of dog whistles and thinly veiled bigotry.

CocktailPlasma,

Yes, I know, opposing viewpoints are something small little minds like your own can't possibly tolerate. Now run back to your safe space where everyone agrees with you and gives you constant validation!

CocktailPlasma,

Sure is looking that way already. I had such high hopes for Lemmy being a more open community....but that's already quickly turning out to not be the case.

Rob,

If you want to be taken serious in clown shoes, seek out the circus instead of the pub.

DeltaTangoLima, in How has ur lemmy experience been so far?
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Quite enjoyable and, since seeing the sub.rehab site someone else posted, even better. I've found quite a few subs that have made their way over to Lemmy.

My only gripe is that quite a few have made their way to lemmy.world, and it's buckling under pressure. I can't sign up on that instance, nor can I remotely sub to communities from my own instance. Once that's resolved, I think I'll definitely be happy to call Lemmy my new home.

Can't go back anyway - deleted my Reddit account.

KiofKi,
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Yes, sub.rehab really helped. And the lemmy link extension for chrome.

lvxferre, in Deleted
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I do. Simply to avoid the annoyance of someone missing obvious clues that scream “this is sarcastic and ironic, should not be taken literally!” and creating drama out of nowhere.

bilb, in Deleted
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Never, it's for cowards.

TheDudeV2, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Get your bowels empty in the days leading up to it. So don’t eat. Anything. 2 days before you can relieve yourself start eating small amounts of protein.

Or, better yet, don’t even try to do this. You’re very unlikely to succeed and therefore your effort is going into preventing an inevitable situation rather than figuring out how to deal with the inevitable problem once it arrives.

danohibernian, in Deleted
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@IsThisLemmyOpen
Sure. Every single time.

freshzombie, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

Sure sounds like something someone who's going to mail himself somewhere would say.

pickle_party247, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

In addition to what everyone has said, Lemmy doesn't have an established culture compared to Reddit. No in-jokes like the poop knife for example

Kurumatron,
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How long until the "broke two arms" story comes here?

goat,

huuuuuuuuuurr, we should make a really clever and quirky comment to identify ourselves. something something narwhal bacon sings.

XD XD ;p

adj16,

But we do have the no poop guy.

Refuses to shit. Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.

Rob,

I also choose this guys poop knife

mim,

It's inevitable with time though.

Maybe to a lesser extent, since not every instance federates everything. If clusters start to form, you'd expect some in-jokes to be limited to certain communities / instances.

Ciari,

The poop knife has already made its way here 💀

Jumuta,

wtf did i just read

datavoid,

Quick someone link the swamps of dagobah, Jolly rancher, coconut, or broken arms

esty,
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I haven't read any of these words in years and I'm kind of upset you made me remember their existence

abcd,

TIL about the poop knife!

bigkahuna1986,

You’re one of today’s lucky 10000! Sort of…

ada, in Deleted
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I don't, but I know that I'm rolling the dice when I do it that way, and I'm willing to live with the consequences.

And I say this as someone who regularly misses sarcasm when it's delivered to me in person :)

rm_dash_r_star, in 0.18 seems to help replication
@rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee avatar

Be nice to see that fixed, when is 0.18 going to be officially released? That seems like a pretty high number on release candidates. Though I understand there's some controversy with captcha removal, how's that going to pan out?

MentalEdge,
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I think I've seen Jellyfin hit 14 rc's once, as long as there are bugs, it means another rc is needed.

kakes, in Deleted

Box A and B hands down. 1,000,000 birds in the hand are worth 1,000,000,000 in the bush.

palarith, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It’s called a low residue diet badgut.org/…/low-residue-diet/

bartlebee, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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