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Stillhart, in Is there a line from a movie that really resonated with you but when you say it most people don't get the reference?

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”

Jrussell, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This is so fucking funny. It keeps reappearing in my all feed every day and reminding me.

andrr_464,

frrrrrr

foggy, in Is there a line from a movie that really resonated with you but when you say it most people don't get the reference?

No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.

Thteven, in Is there a line from a movie that really resonated with you but when you say it most people don't get the reference?
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

Jean-Luc Picard

youtu.be/t4A-Ml8YHyM

oatmilkmaid, in What is Hexbear and how its story intertwines to Lemmy's?

Someone explained it really, really well on Reddit some years ago:

Hexbear.net started out as chapo.chat - a replacement for the defunct r/ChapoTrapHouse community after it was banned from Reddit. It launched one year ago today, based on a modified version of the Lemmy source code. At the time, Lemmy itself was only around a year old, and in an alpha state. Since r/ChapoTrapHouse had accumulated a long list of enemies in its time, a dozen or so members of the community did about a month-long sprint hardening Lemmy and adding features that reflected the needs of the community.

The developers of Lemmy maintained a pretty low-profile community, while the Chapo refugees were the exact opposite of low-profile, so the communities had divergent priorities. It wouldn’t be fair to demand the Lemmy developers drop everything they were doing to satisfy the Chapo refugee’s needs, but the needs of the Chapo community still had to be met for the project to be successful.

The process was very chaotic, and as a result, the fork of Lemmy used for Hexbear.net will likely never be capable of federating with the wider network of Lemmy instances. A handful of changes were contributed upstream, but many of them likely will never be accepted. None the less, it still abides by the AGPL license and the code is publicly available on git.chapo.chat.

The relationship between Hexbear.net and Lemmy is basically that the Chapo refugees decided Lemmy was the most viable platform to work with, and the Lemmy developers were completely blindsided. The Chapo git repository recorded about 2000 changes within the span of a month and not all of the changes were ideal or appropriate to adopt upstream. Within a week or two of launching, chapo.chat had more users than the flagship Lemmy instance. This was also before federation was officially supported upstream, even though that was always the goal of the project. Had the timing worked out differently, Hexbear might have been federated before adding additional features for their instance, but that’s not how things turned out.

Clodsire,
@Clodsire@lemmy.ml avatar

undefined> The process was very chaotic, and as a result, the fork of Lemmy used for Hexbear.net will likely never be capable of federating with the wider network of Lemmy instances

actually hexbear is currently on Lemmy v0.17.0, when they update to version 0.18.0 they will be able to federate

spaduf,
@spaduf@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is crazy to me. All this time there’s been a 20k user instance out there just chilling by itself, and we may all start talking to each other one day.

M_Reimer, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA

The number one question I would ask about HTTP would be: Why was the “Referer” header initially added and why wasn’t it removed from standard to this day. In my opinion the server, I’m going to, should never know where I came from.

Two9A,

I’ve just done some quick browsing to see if there’s a written-down motivation for Referer existing, and there’s this on the Wikipedia: “Many blogs publish referrer information in order to link back to people who are linking to them, and hence broaden the conversation.”

Which I guess makes sense, in the context of the original use of HTTP as an academic publishing protocol, but it’s gained cruft and nefariousness since wider adoption came about.

There are good arguments for stripping Referer from the standard, and yours is one of the most cogent; if Referer is still a thing in another 30 years, I’d be surprised.

PlasmaK,

I hope that user agent will be gone too. It does nothing except demand that you install chrome or spy on you

Supermariofan67,

There are far more robust methods of fingerprinting to spy on users anyway (adding up all the details of screen size, available fonts, language, os, etc, etc), so I don’t think removing the user agent would have much impact in reducing fingerprinting alone. It’s also useful as a quick and simple way to check the type of device, os, or browser the user is on and serve the correct content (download link for one’s OS) or block troublesome clients (broken bots)

PlasmaK,

(adding up all the details of screen size, available fonts, language, os, etc, etc),

not if you just simply turn off javascript.

madjo, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA
@madjo@geddit.social avatar

What was the inspiration for these internet standards?

Two9A,

That’s actually the topic of the talk! Around 1995-96, HTTP was picking up all kinds of use outside the academic community, and people were tacking extensions on left and right; one of the biggest was file upload support, which was done by throwing HTTP and email into a room and having them fight it out. Which is how we ended up with the monstrosity that is “sending emails over HTTP”, also known as “posting a form”.

The author of HTCPCP decided to codify some of his concerns with these, partly as a joke; I noticed long afterward that his joke was only standardized for coffee, which Personally Offended me as a citizen of a tea-drinking nation.

breakingcups, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA

How do you feel about 418 being included in many legitimate http libraries?

Two9A,

It’s great: the Internet should have a bit of that sense of whimsy, and knowing that there’s official support in many libraries for “you’re asking me for coffee, but I’m a teapot” is one of those things that gets me through the day.

j4k3, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

What’s your take on the fediverse frontier?

Two9A,

I think it’s excellent out here. I was stuck on Reddit for the longest time, and this recent debacle has pushed me to explore the networks at the edge; this feels a lot more like the Internet of old. The analogy of email is apt, I think, with the accounts on multiple servers and the interplay between.

SpaceNoodle, in How old are we here?

Huh? What’s your intention, for everyone to comment their range? How would that be anonymous?

You need seven comments, 0-6, and their upvotes can act as anonymous counters.

mvirts,

Don’t forget upvotes aren’t necessarily anonymous

SpaceNoodle,

How so?

IHateRedditAndSpez,

the admins of your instance can see your up-/downvotes and other actions you perform.

SpaceNoodle,

Well that’s a design flaw

IHateRedditAndSpez,

it’s the same on Reddit and any other social media platform. someone has to host and manage the servers.

SpaceNoodle,

Just let AI do it!

mvirts,

You can call me Al

SpaceNoodle,

I can call you Betty

boonhet, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA

I have no questions, but I want to let people here know that there are two excellent websites related to this: http.cat and http.dog, for looking up HTTP status codes.

For an example, if http.cat/418 doesn’t brighten your day, I don’t think there’s much that can.

Zadkine, in Why are people anti Facebook joining the fediverse?

Basically this: en.wikipedia.org/…/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguis…

First they will add loads of new users and become the dominant instances. Then, they will add their own proprietary features that other instances cannot support. Finally, their extensions become the new de-facto standard, marginalizing the original implementations.

Since Meta has proven itself to be an evil company that does not act in good faith, it is better to not federate with them from the start.

g5pw,

Exactly this. In a federated network, the instance with the majority of users could dictate the protocol, forcing the smaller issues to continually adapt or die. See this post for a very real example of this.

Gsus4,

But why do the current lemmy instances have to die if facebook decides to make ActivityPub+goldextra? We’ll just stay on our branch, maybe lose a few users who should know better. Facebook isn’t even making use of ActivityPub’s federation anyway, which is why we are here.

I’m actually afraid that they won’t defederate at some point but find some way to track the activities of the federated servers.

Dr_Cog,
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Becsuse you don’t move to the next phase until you reach a milestone. The embrace is the first step, to convert a small percentage of users of the original platform. Once you have those, you extend your features to have those users recruit more users to that specific instance or implementation, since they are more feature-rich or stable or whatever. Then once you have a critical point of users on your instance, you defederate from all others and develop your walled garden which now has all the users and the content.

Akasazh, in Is there a line from a movie that really resonated with you but when you say it most people don't get the reference?
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

helixdaunting,

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

iamak, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA

What other such joke standards (by you or others) do you like?

Two9A,

A little lower down the stack, I always liked the Evil Bit in TCP, a standard which removes all need for firewalls heuristics by requiring malware or packets with evil intent to set the Evil Bit. The receiver can simply drop packets with the Evil Bit set, and thus be entirely safe forever from bad traffic.

At the physical interface layer where data meets real life, I especially enjoy IP over Avian Carrier; that link in particular is to the QoS definition which extends the original spec for carrying packets by carrier pigeon.

LeberechtReinhold,
@LeberechtReinhold@lemmy.world avatar

With the advances on SDcards, IPoAC is getting better and better.

Two9A,

As the saying goes, “for bandwidth, nothing beats a truck full of tapes 1TB MicroSDs hurtling down the highway”.

Wander, in What are the bad patterns of Reddit to never repeat on Lemmy?
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I’d say people worrying about Karma.

sociablefish,

karma (or upvotes-downvotes aka simple karma) shouldn’t be a reason to disallow someone from using a lemmy community

deegeese,

Requiring minimum positive karma is stupid when it can be gamed so easily.

Someone with very negative karma is likely a troll.

royche,

this /s

Hazzia,

I get the objective need for the /s in this particular context, but we absolutely should add “using /s when the sarcasm should be obvious for anyone with basic reading comprehension skills” to the list

ShaggyDemiurge,
@ShaggyDemiurge@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t agree, /s is immensely useful for neurodivergent people, some of which cannot recognize sarcasm at all.

Also, really often something that is “obvious sarcasm” for you is a genuinely held belief by someone online. Nothing is too ridiculous for the internet

WarmSoda,

Maybe internet forums aren’t the best place for people that can’t recognize context.

wildeaboutoskar,
@wildeaboutoskar@beehaw.org avatar

Why should we exclude neurodiverse people from a space when it’s easy enough to make it accessible?

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