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ZuriMuri, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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„Old habits die hard“

&

"Anything that can go wrong will (eventually) go wrong."

  • Added the eventually for Murphy’s law because in its original version it kinda implies that everything that can will go wrong right away
samus12345,
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I’ve seen “and at the worst possible time” added to the end of Murphy’s Law. Right away might not be the worst possible time.

ChojinDSL, in What movie scared you shitless when you were a child?
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Who the hell let’s their child watch event horizon?

CurlyMoustache,
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I gather you never been young?

ChojinDSL,
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Nope, came out of my mother with a full grown beard.

Jokes aside, I watched my fair share of horror films when I was younger. But mostly because I was fascinated by the special effects. Watching horror films with that mindset made them a lot less scary.

CurlyMoustache,
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We had strict film censorship laws when I was young, that was based on a law made in 1912. A government agency watched and age rated every film that was meant for public screening. Even films for adults 18+. Some films got banned (Life of Brian). Luckily they stopped doing this all together in 2001. Now the state censorship only applies to films directed specifically at children.

In the early 90s I had watched so many “illegal” films despite the state censorship and what my parents said I was allowed to. I had friends with older siblings, and I had older siblings my self. I was never a horror film film, but I liked action, explosions and violence!

HobbitFoot, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

TheGiantKorean, (edited )
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Love this one. Also the alternate version - “Be the person your dog thinks you are.”

Vaginal_blood_fart,

I hope to one day be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am.

Tyfud,

This is the one that’s stuck with me as well.

Navigate,

This one, and the related “be part of the solution, not part of the problem”

Nyxm, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

jagged,

Related: Remember your PPPPPPPs! Proper planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance!

tryagain,

Corollary: Prior planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.

2d,
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I dislike this one quite a bit. I'm a good planner, but we're all human, and can forget sometimes. This quote is just an excuse to feel better about not helping someone out, and not in a healthy I'm-setting-boundaries manner.

maynarkh,

I think that’s why it says “emergency”. Asking for help is okay, dumping your problems over to me so it’s my “emergency” is not.

You can ask for help and give me some of your work, but not your responsibilities.

samus12345,
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I disagree. The quote has an “I fucked up, what are you going to do about it?” vibe.

Nyxm,
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To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

…and then don’t.

And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

Thank gods I retire in a year.

I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

tkohldesac,
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I think there’s a difference between being a shitty person and being unwilling to help and being repeatedly used because you’ve helped out a couple of times before and now people end up leveraging your kindness. I personally subscribe to the line of thinking in the comment you replied to after giving the person I’m working with the benefit of the doubt that it’s a justified emergency a couple of times. I have a list of people at work now that I’ll still assist but I don’t jump at the opportunity as quickly because everything is an emergency to them and I think that’s just as shitty as not helping someone.

Just to clarify, I phrase it a bit differently: Not “piss-poor planning” but rather “a lack of planning” since it sounds less aggressive.

CanadaPlus,

I think there’s a difference between being a shitty person and being unwilling to help and being repeatedly used because you’ve helped out a couple of times before and now people end up leveraging your kindness.

It’s two bad ends of a spectrum, really.

Erasmus,
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Unfortunately the older I have gotten, I have found that this applies zero to the world of corporate and upper management when dealing with their endless ‘emergencies’ due to fuckups of planning.

Also, throw sales management into that above lot. They tend to be the worst when it comes to any sort of concept of planning or prioritizing or, well, anything.

Edit: edit just to clarify what I meant was shit tends to roll downhill in a major way and you either have to do it or else.

Just_A_Human, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?

“Don’t have a wish bone where a back bone should be.”

“Once a man, twice a child.”

TheInsane42, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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In 100 years, nobody will care

Growing old is mandatory, growing up optional.

Murphy’s law is always apllicable, unless you depend on it.

j4k3, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Candelestine,

Damn… that’s better that the muddy pig wrestling one and the pigeon chess one both.

rDrDr,

Can’t argue with that

TheNightBird,

What’s the pigeon one

Candelestine,

“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.” Shannon L. Alder

Copy/pasted from Goodreads, I’m not actually verifying.

sociablefish,

Whats the muddy pig wrestling one

deadbeef79000,

Can’t quite remember but it’s something like…

Never wrestle a pig, even if you win you’re still covered in mud.

Candelestine,

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw

Also copy/pasted from Goodreads, so not guaranteeing the accuracy that Shaw originally said it. Also usually worded in a more fun way.

CanadaPlus,

I took a long time to warm to this one. I used to think that if I could just make the right arguments people would agree with me. Eventually, I realised that even if they’re perfectly reasonable, natural language has a certain bitrate, and human memory has a certain bitrate of loss over a given timeframe. If you can’t explain your idea quickly one of you will hit it.

pensivepangolin,

Am I wrong or is that George Carlin?

j4k3,
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pensivepangolin,

That was a great read, thank you for that!

pensivepangolin,

That was a great read, thank you!

ZeroCarbon, in Why do Gezendong-style-tankies support Putin and Xi-Xinpin so much ?

Comparing China to Russia is laughable.

One has a competent government the other doesn’t.

redballooon,

All the more perplexing that there’s Putin support.

Caoldence222,

quoting my other comment:

in my experience they usually only support russia insofar as it undermines the hegemony of the United States, whose consolidated power over global affairs has been a major blocker of left wing movements worldwide since ww2. But there are some who seem to take it more seriously than that and either are too caught up in the memes or legitimately don’t understand that modern russia is a capitalist hellscape.

NeoLikesLemmy, in given how little one vote matter, it seems to me that stripping felons of their right to vote is both petty and counterproductive if the point was to reform them into civic minded individuals ?

It us not just petty or counterproductive. It is violating the basic principle of democracy itself.

AlexWIWA, in Why is youtube recommending conservative "talking points" to me?

If you watch any kind of gaming videos, and haven’t trained your algorithm, then you’ll get flooded with this shit

vita_man, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
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“I prefer the sharp dagger of the truth over the sweet poison of a lie.” - My ex girlfriend

“The things you own end up owning you.” - Tyler Durden

LosLocoDK,

What did you lie about? 🙄

vita_man,
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Oh, too many things. I was not a great boyfriend back then. I have changed!

Pibrac,

Wow, just by admitting it you are a better man.

AncillaryJustice,
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Just FYI, that quote from your girlfriend is not original. Good one though. I believe originally it’s, “Better a bitter truth than a sweet lie,” but I’m not sure who said it first.

vita_man,
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I figured, I was trying to look up where it originally came from, but couldn’t find it.

Candelestine, in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?

For my whole life is a tall order. Probably “what goes around comes around”.

maegul, in Is there a way to filter across communities in Lemmy using the search function?
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I’m with you, the community management aspects of the UI could do with some love.

My quick thoughts:

  1. Sorting by the columns in the list of communities page
  2. Have the search field not jump to the generic search, but instead apply a filter to the table (which can then also be sorted by the columns)
  3. In the Subscribed communities sidebar, also have a search field that alters the list of communities to only those that match the search
  4. In the same sidebar, allow users to place communities into folders or lists that can be folded or expanded so that users can easily navigate to user defined subsets of their communities. Currently it’s a flat list alphabetically sorted.
  5. Either in the side bar or the communities list page, list the number of posts in that community today. I don’t know how viable this is, but each community’s sidebar shows usage data, including the number of users/day, so something like this must be possible.
  6. Much more ambitiously, and it’s already in the GitHub issues but I’m mentioning it here anyway, 4 above naturally leads to providing a feed for only a selected user defined folder/group/subset of groups, so that they’re not merely for organisational purposes but like multi-reddits a nice way of customising your feed.
kureng, in Help!!! Ptptn first class waiver, 4 months past the deadline.

Wrong community bro.

PS: Talk with PTPTN

ImplyingImplications, (edited ) in What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?

Does a poem count? Ozymandias has stuck with me forever.

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away."

CrabAndBroom,

Fun facts time! There are actually two versions of Ozymandias, one written by Shelley and the other by his friend Horace Smith. They had a competition to both write a poem with the same title and subject matter, which I think it’s fair to say Shelley won. But anyway, here is Smith’s version:

In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone,

Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws

The only shadow that the Desert knows:—

“I am great OZYMANDIAS,” saith the stone,

“The King of Kings; this mighty City shows

The wonders of my hand.”— The City’s gone,—

Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose

The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder — and some Hunter may express

Wonder like ours, when thro’ the wilderness

Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,

He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess

What powerful but unrecorded race

Once dwelt in that annihilated place.

samus12345,
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Tyfud,

We’ll start a new ancient Egypt, with hookers and booze.

MonkCanatella,

I thought this was some quote from like, Iliad times. Nope, this is Percy Bysshe Shelley. That guy was pretty awesome

Tatters,

My favourite poem; I was just thinking about reading it again, and here we are. Thanks!

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