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mizzyc, in Strong Men
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You mean when violence was more aceptable than talking? Of course I remember (even because it still exists) and I'm very happy that society is evolving

CyanFen, in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?

Remote restroom usage

Cmot_Dibbler,
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Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

ForgetReddit,

Perfect for concerts

ShadedCosmos, in How far from a forest fire do you have to be for a daily temperature record to count?
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Approximately two

Lawyerator,

Shit, I knew it!

flipthetube,

Formula: 2 away + 3 pollutions = counts

fictitiousexistence,

This is the correct answer.

The dividing line is 2. You must be 2 away from a big fire.

Yes. 2 is it.

BlackPenguins,

Don’t forget the number of pollutions is also a factor.

3 pollutions to be exact.

fictitiousexistence, in Strong Men

Too many cameras

floofloof, in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?

Undo button.

rclkrtrzckr,

Oooooh yeaaaah!

bappity,
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what if you go back too much and accidentally undo your birth

Cruxifux,

Good.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

same tbh

lazylion_ca,

I’d never know.

Noetic97, in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
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The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

lazylion_ca,

Hoffa?

Noetic97,
@Noetic97@lemmy.world avatar

I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

Ichi_matsu,

[Breathing Intensifies]

  • Captain Jack Sparrow
VelvetStorm,

You could make some serious money with this power. You could find anyone’s lost pet or keepsake.

Squirrel,
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You could also find missing people. This one has serious potential for good. Realistically, though, the CIA (or your country’s equivalent) would take you into custody and force you to do their bidding.

raltoid,

Not to mention the regular occurances of people asking you to locate something they’ve stuck inside themselves.

shoomba, in What would happen if we put a giant glass tinted dome over each city?

They tried it in Big O. Led to giant robot attacks if I recall.

XPost3000, in Strong Men

🤨

overzeetop, in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
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Is breathing underwater too exceptional? I’d settle for charging batteries by holding them, or the ability to revive/kill plants that I touch (my choice, not some random thing or King Midas curse)

ProvokedGamer,
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I’d pick charging batteries while holding them as well except only if it doesn’t affect the battery health of the battery. I’d never have to charge my phone again.

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

Phone, flashlight, gaming system, headphones, laptop, jump start cars, watch (though the Apple Watch wouldn’t be compatible with my super power…same as in real life with all normal chargers).

The real question is if it would transfer energy magically, or would I experience a calorie deficit. That could go both ways in my book.

HUMAN_TRASH,

I’d be down for the calorie deficit, it’s like 2 powers in one

thrawn21,
@thrawn21@lemmy.world avatar

As someone trying to diet, 100% the calorie deficit 😖

Pok,

Your purpose in life is now to supply power to the grid. At first it’ll be great, you’re celebrated as a neat way to keep the baseline juice coming as fossil fuels phase out. Then you’re asked to stay back a few hours as there’s a shortfall predicted, you oblige out of duty. Then one day you wake up in a drugged daze, strapped to a giant battery, your nutritional needs piped directly to your bloodstream as scientists ever so carefully cut you open to try and figure out how this works, because despite their best efforts to keep your wrecked body alive, one day you will die, and the utter reliance of the grid on your free energy will die with it, and with that kick off the downfall of humanity.

mockingben,

Have you published anything?

EpicFailGuy, in Strong Men
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@lengsel

LMG ... you think you're a REAL man not like these manlets now a days https://forums.tapas.io/uploads/default/original/3X/5/d/5d167663b834f1f8f7a6c10c2ad2c7f26764ed60.jpg

lengsel, in Strong Men

I see all of you believe what's proper for a man is to be a coward, weak, and run away from words so that men are broken, insecure, and subervient.

You have fun with that when a couple's life is threatened and the man runs away screaming leaving the woman's life in danger.

BrainisfineIthink,
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Trim your neck beard JFC

MentallyExhausted,

Shut up, nerd

Pretzelise,
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waaah waaah men don’t all fit perfectly into the caricature i have in my head of what men were like “back in the day” waaaaaaah

timmytbt,

Idiot

pornhubfan,

lol 🙄

ImplyingImplications,

Who will protect you from this downvote? Heh, nothin personnel, kid.

mizzyc,
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Watch out, he's going to virtually punch you until you upvote his comment, like a real man would do

southsamurai,
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Lmmfao!

Dude. You nailed the bait! Like, I’ve seen outrage trolling before, but you fucking aced this shit :)

spacedancer, in How far from a forest fire do you have to be for a daily temperature record to count?

As soon as the thermometer stops going down and levels out while moving away from the fire I guess.

JoeClu, in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?
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Invisibility, with ability to hide IR and sound and can make recording video cameras invisible too. I’d expose all the corrupt politicians, judges, and CEOs!

chaogomu,

That's a fairly major power. The question was about a small thing as a power.

Like the ability to know what judges and politicians are corrupt... From reading the newspaper and their court filings, because they already tell everyone that they're corrupt, like all the time. It's not hidden, it's just next to impossible to get people to care about it. Or to get the right people to care about it.

Like, look at Clarence Thomas, the fucker is corrupt as all hell, and since the Republicans don't care, nothing can really be done. Because it's technically not illegal, and Republicans are blocking any form of Ethics reform.

ZagamTheVile, in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?

I’d like to be able to give people arch cramps by making eye contact and saying “bipity bopity boo” quietly.

overzeetop,
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We’re all here think of good things; you’re plotting nefarious powers.

neko, in Strong Men

That was never a thing, log out of YouTube and touch grass

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