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Konman72, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

I'll be the one to give an honest answer here. Just hit Taco Bell and grab 3 days worth of food, which should run you about $20. Then grab as much coffee as you can carry and just mix it all together in a big tub. Should take care of it for ya.

Elegast, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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well, time for me to unsubscribe from this community....

iAmTheTot,
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You don't like the occasional chuckle?

MajorMajormajormajor,

Who doesn't?

Elegast,
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Not my type of humor. But cheers, to those who like it.

TZUI1hRq, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Put the room in an isolated location? In a cave, on a mountain, hundreds of leagues from the nearest settlement.

fomo_erotic, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Habanero protein shakes with extra coconut oil.

Maxcoffee, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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What you need is medication, not food.

Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.

Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.

Quexotic, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

To the best of my understanding what you need to do is go to Ryan's steakhouse or try Haribo sugarless gummy bears

Edit: formatting

bumbly,

Or this review of fiction also read by @uselesslesbian2405 on youtube

soybeanscheesesticks, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

hardypart,
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This shall go down as the first meta shit post in the history of Lemmy. I love it!

manitcor, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?
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tech, movies, music and social media.

im one of those "works too many hours" types. If im not in front of a screen I'm hanging out with my family or the feral cats we are rehabbing.

MrTHXcertified, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

Everything is fine in moderation!

Whisper, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)

livus,
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Probably the kind of laxative that uses "bulk", so OP has plenty of material to work with.

TheDeadGuy, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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You could eat a posterior

solrize, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

It is still full of geekery: the sociopaths are not yet here. See:

http://meaningness.com/metablog/geeks-mops-sociopaths

Chathan,
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Great read. I am fanatic then. 🫣

demvoter, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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And a new lemmy/kbin specific meme is born. O glorious day!

GeekFTW,
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Some people say we can't have nice things.

Those people don't read this thread lol.

Verity_kindle,

Stover's Chocolates made with stevia. Eat 1 pound over a day or so. Tried and true formula.

sheldy13,

This! What is up with that candy?

atocci,
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It's the stevia, it's a sweetener but also a laxative. There's a certain brand of soda that uses stevia as its sweetener also and will have the same effect.

1st,

Oh no. Is this our "test post please ignore"?

interolivary,
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test shit please ignore

XPost3000, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?

You’re a person in their 20s whose based and open-source pilled

It’s half the reason I’m a programmer

Long Live Free and Open Source Software

Perhyte, in Is there a way to make instance-agnostic links?

Once your Lemmy web frontend upgrades to version 0.18, the following should all auto-link with no extra syntax:

  • !community
  • /c/community@server.com
  • /m/community@server.com
  • /u/username@server.com

These should then all link to the instance you're currently on.

Note: because this is implemented in the frontend and does not change the underlying data, other Fediverse clients will not show these the same unless they also implement this themselves.

TomViolence,

Nice, thanks for the info!

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