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14specks, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?
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Hexbear is currently unfederated, but they will be bringing a ton of custom emojis with them. According to today’s post, that feature is now supported in mainline Lemmy as well (needs to be enabled by instance admins).

Good news is that it doesn’t seem like the other users here mind all that much (for now).

joobeejoo47, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
@joobeejoo47@kbin.social avatar

I don’t really care about karma or reputation points. However, I really enjoy having a community where you can upvote and downvote.

geqo, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

I’m a recent reddit semi-convert (haven’t left Reddit entirely just yet) and I’m loving it so far

Serpent, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

I'm sure I saw exactly this question posted elsewhere yesterday...

kiwifoxtrot,
@kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world avatar

This is the polar opposite of the other post.

person,
@person@feddit.de avatar

*poolar

spj_hook,

I was confused too, thought it was the same post just with way less comments. Well played.

Merthin1234, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Have you heard of the establishment known as Taco Bell? It should check all of your boxes.

Mothra, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Again this post? I mean of course you are doing the opposite version, the original one asked what to take in order Not to Poop over those 3 days but damn. Is this a new meme or shitposting trend?

Greg,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

What other post are you talking about?

Mothra,
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Greg,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

That's a strange coincidence

CmdrShepard,

I appreciate you.

ShartyWaffles,
@ShartyWaffles@kbin.social avatar

Literal shitposting

banjoman05, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Drink a can of sauerkraut juice and within a couple hours there will be nothing solid left in your body. Repeat a couple times a day, I guess?

Dee_Imaginarium, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
@Dee_Imaginarium@beehaw.org avatar

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/fc4f9ff3-37fc-4dd4-816f-a2f438e782df.mp4

Not what I was expecting in my feed, not going to lie. But I think as strange as this question is, it bodes well for original content on Lemmy... unfortunately.

That being said anything with a laxative effect should do the trick. For lots of pooping and sweating you could go with the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.

SomeGuyNamedPaul,

This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.

I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.

empireOfLove, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

This is some weird kink stuff isn't it

CmdrShepard,

OP is mailing himself across the country.

TheButtonJustSpins, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

I'd probably just camp out at a Brazilian steakhouse, personally. Make sure to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water too, to keep you running consistently.

zero_iq, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Murgh phaal / bhut jolokia curry, oatmeal, and coffee. You'll be sweating, pooping, and probably crying for an additional three days.

dystop, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

Literal shitpost

OtakuAltair,
@OtakuAltair@lemmy.world avatar

"It may be a shitpost

But it is not a shit post."

  • Sun tzu
moosetwin,

yes it is

Podunk,
@Podunk@lemmyfly.org avatar

"It may be a shitpost

But it is not a shit post"

  • Shit Tzu

Ftfy

Kurt, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
@Kurt@lemmy.one avatar

Lol nice. The answer is milkshakes and spicy chilli dogs

razorwiregoatlick, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
@razorwiregoatlick@kbin.social avatar

Just like on Reddit, I don’t care. As long as it’s not tied to my ability to interact with the community then let them have their silly internet points.

JuxtaposedJaguar,

One annoying thing on some subreddits was moderators auto-removing your posts unless you had a certain amount of karma.

Serinus,

The throttles are really useful. But I agree on the first post and the removals.

flint5436,

But it influences the community itself, doesn't it? If you have a bunch of parrots saying what they think others want to hear suddenly you have a lot less real interactions and way more "reddit moments"... I like how mastodon did it and maybe lemmy should also provide the option to hide likes/dislikes alltogether.

razorwiregoatlick,
@razorwiregoatlick@kbin.social avatar

That is a great point. I definitely don’t enjoy the “hive mind.”

DolphLundgren, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Omg. I love Lemmy already. This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a post in a long time. Bravo.

Konman72,

We already have callbacks and inside jokes! I'm never leaving.

DolphLundgren,

You nailed it. It’s the callbacks and inside jokes. That’s what makes it feel like “home”

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