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awkwardtheturtle, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

fuck lemmy fuck you all im the real awkward the turtle fuck you /u/spez

oxideSeven, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"
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Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.

vriska, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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The official web client works very well as a PWA on mobile.

The official native apps are also an option, but are controversial for a number of reasons. I don’t use it, but from what I’ve heard Tusky is a very popular alternative.

professor, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I’m honestly more curious about this than I was about any of the locked safes.

Roggie, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

first day on lemmy, and this is the shit i see right off the bat. I found my reddit replacement.

INeedMana,
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I think, the point is, that this is the shit no-one has seen. It’s still hidden inside OP. Lurking

greatwhitebuffalo41,
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I was thinking, “is this the thing? The first thing all the reddit people get to see coming to Lemmy? Is this history???”

But seriously, WTF

leraje, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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Are you being human trafficked?

Machefi, in Does anyone else feel extremely annoyed when things are even slightly imperfect?

This feeling is weirdly familiar to me. Not regarding Lemmy, but when I want my computer to do something and it does it imperfectly I get this weird feeling of anger I don't usually get in any other circumstances. Like when the mouse button only works 50% of the time, or when there's bad kerning in my LaTeX document like this program was created to do this one thing and how DARE it fail at this SIMPLE TASK LIKE IS IT SO FREAKING HARD TO SPACE THE LETTERS CORRECTLY I LEARN THE FREAKING COMMANDS ONLY TO GET THIS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE OF KERNING BETWEEN TWO LETTERS THAT I HAVE TO MANUALLY CORRECT LIKE AAARGGHAGVGAHG

MrComradeTaco, in Am I the only one who finds AI generated porn odd

The most creepy thing is if porn is already fake AF why would someone wank to even more fake porn? 🤣🤣

kabukimeow, in What app do you use for Mastodon?
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Tusky for me as well. It works just fine imo.

lavendedreams, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

This is the weirdest fucking thing I’ve seen on the Internet in a long time.

atlasraven31, in What is your favorite meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMU2xuIqLVU

huiccewudu, in I am learning acrylic painting. What is the best paint for scumbling?
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I have not focused extensively on clouds myself, but saved this YT video for later, which shows basic techniques to produce clouds using oil paint, but probably also applicable to acrylic paints as well: https://youtu.be/moq5H1eaIzA

Hope it’s helpful to you!

bahnburner, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Breast milk has very few undigestible solids. Just saying.

monkeytrench, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.

bizzle, in Steve Irwin has you pinned down in a headlock, what cool facts does he tell the audience about you and your habitat?
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Crikey! This bloke can smoke upwards of 22 joints in a single day!

vita_man,
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It's amazing he gets anything done at all.

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