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danhakimi, in What would Twitter look like with an absolute number of Likes in the system?
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I imagine I'd probably just not like anything. Not worth the effort of managing.

TheL321, in What's the point of buying new phones every years?

Many people upgrade every year because of perceived obsolescence.

_haha_oh_wow_, in What's the point of buying new phones every years?
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IDK, I always buy used phones and pretty much use them until they either die or are no longer usable because they were abandoned by the manufacturer for too long. I haven’t had a new phone in probably close to a decade now. The last new phone I bought was an Xperia Z3 Compact.

Lakes, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

Have any other monitors available?

If you do, literally change the monitor and hide the other one. Smaller the better.

Dirk, in What can a senior desktop support tech do who is burned out?
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With Docker and Linux you could check the opportunities in the field of IT operations.

aniki, in What can a senior desktop support tech do who is burned out?

There’s not enough Linux admins. Come to the dark side. I make so much more money than I ever did doing desktop support.

ablackcatstail,
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The hard part is convincing somebody to hire me without formal production experience. I am in the classic Catch-22 situation: How do I get experience if nobody will give me the opportunity?

aniki,

You’re going to need a portfolio of stuff you’ve built if you want to show you can do it but if you have a nice webpage that you setup professionally and have Linux skills on your resume you’ll get a hit. My company cannot hire competent Linux admins fast enough.

PancakedWaffle,

Go look on upwork for some gigs at your current hourly rate. Once you do one or two the interviews will go much smoother.

Highly recommend this Linux admin path for you. Knowing from personal exp the pay in support desk vs devops, you might 4x your pay inside 3 years.

ablackcatstail,
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Upwork, huh? I’ve never heard of it. Thanks!

vlad76, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?
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I’ve always wanted to try this:

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makanimike, in What's the hottest and coldest temperature you've ever been in?

I have been in high -30Cs (or is it more correct so say low in this case?) in Lapland. I guess it was around -36 or -37?
I have also been in high 40s (46 or 47) in the Danakil Depression in Ethiopia, which also happens to be one of the lowest points on land on the planet. But we also hiked to the edge of a volcano and hot springs. I think it may have been even hotter there? but that would probably be cheating.

rolaulten, in What can a senior desktop support tech do who is burned out?

The best advice I can give is to get away from a front line support role. If you stay in tech you could work your to engineering, sysadmin, data stuff, or project management. If you want to get away from tech go as far as you feel you can (because once people learn your good with computers…).

ablackcatstail,
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I’ve been in a support role for 25 years. I can stomach it no longer.

rolaulten,

Then. Honestly. You need to do a radical shift. No matter what part of IT you are in you will still be doing some level of support.

ablackcatstail,
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I don’t think I mind the support aspect. I just want to work at higher level than I am currently at where I have more challenge and reward.

RotaryKeyboard, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

Here’s one I witnessed in an office about 25 years ago. Some engineers filled a plastic 35mm film canister with a bunch of the waste paper from a three-hole punch. That’s basically the little white circles of paper. Then they took a can of compressed air and, with the cap mostly on the canister, slowly filled the canister with super-cooled air from the compressed air canister. Then they fully sealed the cap and went to talk to the mark. They placed the canister nearby – on the mark’s desktop computer, I think. Just out of sight. To avoid arousing suspicion, they stayed and talked to him for 30 seconds or so. Then they walked off to go back to work (and watch the prank unfold from a distance).

That little canister sat there for a while, with the super-cooled air slowly warming to room temperature. As you know, the molecules of cold gasses are very close together, and they start to expand outward as they warm. So when this canister got warm enough, there was enough pressure inside to pop the lid off and distribute the little white paper circles in a perfectly random pattern in a circle about six feet around the mark.

It was glorious.

abbadon420,

I like it just for how smart this is.

slazer2au,

Glitter bomb without the glitter. I like it.

Gatsby, in What's the hottest and coldest temperature you've ever been in?

I slept in a tent in 2°F(-16.6°C) weather, I’ve probably been in slightly colder but not while sleeping.

Hottest was 117°F(47.2°C, last year in my home town it was +110°F for over two weeks straight.

maynarkh, in What would Twitter look like with an absolute number of Likes in the system?

They would have real tangible value and became an asset subject to speculation and manipulation like crypto.

Klear, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

Take a screenshot of their desktop. Set that as the background image. Right-click the desktop and uncheck View -> Display icons on desktop.

6jarjar6,
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Pure evil

variants,

I did this to our shipping guy that had anger issues, he got so mad I got scared to tell him what I did

AshLassay,

Also auto hide the task bar and move it to another edge.

sarsaparilyptus,

What you do is take a screenshot of the desktop, rotate it 180° in MSPaint, set it as the background, hide and move the taskbar, hide desktop icons, and set the screen rotation to landscape flipped in the display settings. You’ll get a desktop that appears normal but can’t be interacted with, and a cursor that moves upside down and backwards. Rotate your victim’s mouse the wrong way around if they’re gullible and they’ll think the mouse messed everything up,

Sabata11792,
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Your just pranking the IT guy that will have to fix it. A user can't be expected to navigate a context menu.

CmdrShepard,

Maybe the IT guy was the intended victim. You always want several layers separating you from your crime!

RoxActually, in Does anyone actually enjoy working out?

Yeah for sure. Somedays no, but once you make it part of your routine it gets alot easier to enjoy. I usually listen to podcasts or music to keep my mind more active though and that helps alot, because then you are not thinking solely of the physical exertion on my body.

taigaman, in What can a senior desktop support tech do who is burned out?
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I'm currently a software dev in the US, and I've always got a few things in the back of my mind: USPS, UPS, tradesman (electrician, carpentry, plumbing). Also not sure what your family situation is like, but if it's just you, I've always found the idea of owning my own tiny home exciting, and it could potentially reduce your financial burdens opening up more options for work because you won't need as much money.

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