What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?

I always loved browsing such posts on reddit, so thought I should make one on lemmy too

Edit: Usually these kind of posts only used to have excerpts from books or ancient proverbs, but now I am seeing a lot more quotes from shows/movies/games are also resonating with people. It’s pretty cool to see.

richneptune,

It takes a woman nine months to make a baby, nine women cannot make a baby in a month.

Classic (and likely mangled by myself) computer science quote which I always enjoy encountering in the wild!

DevouredChaos,

Ive always heard that one from a Project Management perspective. Ive used it myself once or twice actually!

someguy3,

Classic project management quote.

deadbeef79000,

Nine women can average one baby per month, but only with an extra nine months of pre-planning.

AlexWIWA,

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

OtherPetard,

I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

AlexWIWA,

Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay, and fail you. This crude biomass you call a temple, will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

atheos,
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“Friends and Family fuck you first”. Sounds like a pretty shitty quote, but it proves to be true as you get older.

Just_A_Human,

They get dibs, it’s only fair

palitu,

That is a really sad view on friends and family. I mean, depending on the size of the funking.

My family and friends have been minor funking.

You should choose different friends and make sure that you don’t pass that sentiment on to your kids.

atheos,
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It’s a sad reality for some, count your blessings.

palitu,

But the friends part. Family I get, but friends? Sad noises.

Today,

Two from my mom… 1 - I cut, you choose.

2 - If a boy will cheat with you, he will cheat on you.

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

we called it as kids. you split, I pick.

2d,
@2d@kbin.social avatar

What does "cheat with you" mean exactly?

bonn2,

It means if he is willing to cheat on someone to be with you.

Romkslrqusz,

Cheat on their partner with you as “the other person”

ZuriMuri,
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„Old habits die hard“

&

"Anything that can go wrong will (eventually) go wrong."

  • Added the eventually for Murphy’s law because in its original version it kinda implies that everything that can will go wrong right away
samus12345,
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I’ve seen “and at the worst possible time” added to the end of Murphy’s Law. Right away might not be the worst possible time.

HobbitFoot,

Be the change you want to see in the world.

TheGiantKorean, (edited )
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Love this one. Also the alternate version - “Be the person your dog thinks you are.”

Vaginal_blood_fart,

I hope to one day be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am.

Tyfud,

This is the one that’s stuck with me as well.

Navigate,

This one, and the related “be part of the solution, not part of the problem”

Nyxm,
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Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

jagged,

Related: Remember your PPPPPPPs! Proper planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance!

tryagain,

Corollary: Prior planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.

2d,
@2d@kbin.social avatar

I dislike this one quite a bit. I'm a good planner, but we're all human, and can forget sometimes. This quote is just an excuse to feel better about not helping someone out, and not in a healthy I'm-setting-boundaries manner.

maynarkh,

I think that’s why it says “emergency”. Asking for help is okay, dumping your problems over to me so it’s my “emergency” is not.

You can ask for help and give me some of your work, but not your responsibilities.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I disagree. The quote has an “I fucked up, what are you going to do about it?” vibe.

Nyxm,
@Nyxm@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

…and then don’t.

And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

Thank gods I retire in a year.

I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

tkohldesac,
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I think there’s a difference between being a shitty person and being unwilling to help and being repeatedly used because you’ve helped out a couple of times before and now people end up leveraging your kindness. I personally subscribe to the line of thinking in the comment you replied to after giving the person I’m working with the benefit of the doubt that it’s a justified emergency a couple of times. I have a list of people at work now that I’ll still assist but I don’t jump at the opportunity as quickly because everything is an emergency to them and I think that’s just as shitty as not helping someone.

Just to clarify, I phrase it a bit differently: Not “piss-poor planning” but rather “a lack of planning” since it sounds less aggressive.

CanadaPlus,

I think there’s a difference between being a shitty person and being unwilling to help and being repeatedly used because you’ve helped out a couple of times before and now people end up leveraging your kindness.

It’s two bad ends of a spectrum, really.

Erasmus,
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Unfortunately the older I have gotten, I have found that this applies zero to the world of corporate and upper management when dealing with their endless ‘emergencies’ due to fuckups of planning.

Also, throw sales management into that above lot. They tend to be the worst when it comes to any sort of concept of planning or prioritizing or, well, anything.

Edit: edit just to clarify what I meant was shit tends to roll downhill in a major way and you either have to do it or else.

Just_A_Human,

“Don’t have a wish bone where a back bone should be.”

“Once a man, twice a child.”

TheInsane42,
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In 100 years, nobody will care

Growing old is mandatory, growing up optional.

Murphy’s law is always apllicable, unless you depend on it.

j4k3,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Candelestine,

Damn… that’s better that the muddy pig wrestling one and the pigeon chess one both.

rDrDr,

Can’t argue with that

TheNightBird,

What’s the pigeon one

Candelestine,

“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.” Shannon L. Alder

Copy/pasted from Goodreads, I’m not actually verifying.

sociablefish,

Whats the muddy pig wrestling one

deadbeef79000,

Can’t quite remember but it’s something like…

Never wrestle a pig, even if you win you’re still covered in mud.

Candelestine,

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw

Also copy/pasted from Goodreads, so not guaranteeing the accuracy that Shaw originally said it. Also usually worded in a more fun way.

CanadaPlus,

I took a long time to warm to this one. I used to think that if I could just make the right arguments people would agree with me. Eventually, I realised that even if they’re perfectly reasonable, natural language has a certain bitrate, and human memory has a certain bitrate of loss over a given timeframe. If you can’t explain your idea quickly one of you will hit it.

pensivepangolin,

Am I wrong or is that George Carlin?

j4k3,
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pensivepangolin,

That was a great read, thank you for that!

pensivepangolin,

That was a great read, thank you!

vita_man,
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“I prefer the sharp dagger of the truth over the sweet poison of a lie.” - My ex girlfriend

“The things you own end up owning you.” - Tyler Durden

LosLocoDK,

What did you lie about? 🙄

vita_man,
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, too many things. I was not a great boyfriend back then. I have changed!

Pibrac,

Wow, just by admitting it you are a better man.

AncillaryJustice,
@AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world avatar

Just FYI, that quote from your girlfriend is not original. Good one though. I believe originally it’s, “Better a bitter truth than a sweet lie,” but I’m not sure who said it first.

vita_man,
@vita_man@lemmy.world avatar

I figured, I was trying to look up where it originally came from, but couldn’t find it.

Candelestine,

For my whole life is a tall order. Probably “what goes around comes around”.

ImplyingImplications, (edited )

Does a poem count? Ozymandias has stuck with me forever.

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away."

CrabAndBroom,

Fun facts time! There are actually two versions of Ozymandias, one written by Shelley and the other by his friend Horace Smith. They had a competition to both write a poem with the same title and subject matter, which I think it’s fair to say Shelley won. But anyway, here is Smith’s version:

In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone,

Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws

The only shadow that the Desert knows:—

“I am great OZYMANDIAS,” saith the stone,

“The King of Kings; this mighty City shows

The wonders of my hand.”— The City’s gone,—

Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose

The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder — and some Hunter may express

Wonder like ours, when thro’ the wilderness

Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,

He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess

What powerful but unrecorded race

Once dwelt in that annihilated place.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Tyfud,

We’ll start a new ancient Egypt, with hookers and booze.

MonkCanatella,

I thought this was some quote from like, Iliad times. Nope, this is Percy Bysshe Shelley. That guy was pretty awesome

Tatters,

My favourite poem; I was just thinking about reading it again, and here we are. Thanks!

z500,
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“This is going to be with you a long time, Jean-Luc. A long time. You have to learn to live with it. You have a simple choice now. Live with it below the sea with Louis, or above the clouds with the Enterprise.”

magnetosphere,
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“If God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful.”

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