Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat a lot.
It doesn't need to be something I can easily find.
esty, 
Chipotle
demvoter, 
And a new lemmy/kbin specific meme is born. O glorious day!
GeekFTW, 
Some people say we can't have nice things.
Those people don't read this thread lol.
Verity_kindle, Stover's Chocolates made with stevia. Eat 1 pound over a day or so. Tried and true formula.
sheldy13, This! What is up with that candy?
atocci, 
It's the stevia, it's a sweetener but also a laxative. There's a certain brand of soda that uses stevia as its sweetener also and will have the same effect.
1st, Oh no. Is this our "test post please ignore"?
interolivary, 
test shit please ignore
TheDeadGuy, 
You could eat a posterior
Whisper, So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)
livus, 
Probably the kind of laxative that uses "bulk", so OP has plenty of material to work with.
soybeanscheesesticks, We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!
hardypart, 
This shall go down as the first meta shit post in the history of Lemmy. I love it!
Quexotic, (edited ) To the best of my understanding what you need to do is go to Ryan's steakhouse or try Haribo sugarless gummy bears
Edit: formatting
bumbly, Or this review of fiction also read by @uselesslesbian2405 on youtube
Maxcoffee, 
What you need is medication, not food.
Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.
Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.
fomo_erotic, 
Habanero protein shakes with extra coconut oil.
Elegast, 
well, time for me to unsubscribe from this community....
iAmTheTot, 
You don't like the occasional chuckle?
MajorMajormajormajor,
Elegast, Not my type of humor. But cheers, to those who like it.
Konman72, I'll be the one to give an honest answer here. Just hit Taco Bell and grab 3 days worth of food, which should run you about $20. Then grab as much coffee as you can carry and just mix it all together in a big tub. Should take care of it for ya.
DolphLundgren, Omg. I love Lemmy already. This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a post in a long time. Bravo.
Konman72, We already have callbacks and inside jokes! I'm never leaving.
DolphLundgren, You nailed it. It’s the callbacks and inside jokes. That’s what makes it feel like “home”
Kurt, 
Lol nice. The answer is milkshakes and spicy chilli dogs
dystop, 
Literal shitpost
OtakuAltair, 
"It may be a shitpost
But it is not a shit post."
- Sun tzu
moosetwin, yes it is
Podunk, 
"It may be a shitpost
But it is not a shit post"
- Shit Tzu
Ftfy
zero_iq, Murgh phaal / bhut jolokia curry, oatmeal, and coffee. You'll be sweating, pooping, and probably crying for an additional three days.
TheButtonJustSpins, I'd probably just camp out at a Brazilian steakhouse, personally. Make sure to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water too, to keep you running consistently.
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