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jordanlund, in Are there any people who were offended by Norm MacDonald's comedy? Was he controversial, or nah?
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I think the only person offended was that one NBC executive who was buddies with noted double murderer OJ Simpson.

jopepa,

Isn’t it weird that we can hear him say that in our heads so clearly but imitating it is impossible.

Rhynoplaz,

You know who CAN imitate it? Frank Stallone.

bradorsomething, in What do you like about socialism?

I love the idea of socialism. It unfortunately dies at the hand of human nature, but it’s great for ants and bees.

DessertStorms,
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Ever consider that what capitalism has lied to you about what human nature is for its own benefit?

https://theconversation.com/humans-arent-inherently-selfish-were-actually-hardwired-to-work-together-144145

novibe,

Humans being the most social and cooperative of all big animals ever?

magic_lobster_party,

Even ants and bees falls into the trap of having one tyrannical leader all the workers are serving.

novibe,

That’s… not how bees and ants work tho? They don’t “follow orders” from anyone except their own biology.

Oderus, in What are your best air fryer/oven recipes?

Steak.

Heating up anything like Jamaican patties.

Hot dogs / smokies.

Leeks,

Jamaican patties?

otter,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_patty

There’s also this fun short documentary about Jamaican patties in Toronto www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/shorts/patty-vs-patty

ryathal,

Hand held pastry filled with curry, they are delicious.

Leeks,

Any recommendations for recipe? It sounds interesting, but I’m seeing a lot of variation in recipes.

Oderus, (edited )

This is the recipe I use. Everyone loves them.

Pie Dough:

900 grams all purpose flour (7 cups). 8 grams salt ( 2 teaspoons). 26 grams granulated sugar ( 2 tablespoons). 440 grams unsalted butter ( 2 cups) or (4 butter sticks). 60 grams turmeric powder (4 tablespoons). 460 grams ice cold water (2 cups).

Meat Filling:

600 grams lean ground beef. 2 large size yellow or red onion finely chopped. 120 grams fresh escallion ( scallions) 6 stalks finely chopped. 50 grams Scotch bonnet pepper ( 2 peppers) or use any hot pepper. 100 grams breadcrumbs (1 cup), add more if needed. 6 grams salt ( 1 1/2 teaspoon). 8 grams paprika ( 2 teaspoons). 4 grams black pepper ( 1 teaspoon). 4 grams thyme ( 2 teaspoons). 4 grams allspice ( 1 teaspoon). 120 grams unsalted butter ( 8 tablespoons or 1/2 cup). 500 grams (two cups beef stock). 60 grams Olive oil (4 tablespoons). 16 grams garlic minced ( 4 cloves).

Enjoy.

EDIT: Formatting sucks and I can’t fix it. :(

ryathal,

Two spaces at the end of a line will force a new line. A dash - at the start of a line will make a bullet point.

Oderus,

That’s great advice. Thanks.

luxinnocte, in What's your automatic vacuum's name?
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Rob-E, play off Wall-E.

hemko,

Floor-E

TheDeepState, in What from reddit do you hope to never see on lemmy?

Perma bans

Rooki, (edited )
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perma bans him (joking of course ;D )

TheDeepState,

If only Reddit would do the same thing that FB does. I would gladly take a month ban from time to time to stay on Reddit. But, they got me and like lots of other people, I didn’t say anything bad. Oh well, hopefully Reddit will go down in flames in 10 years or so.

papagoose08, in What’s your go to driving song?
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Riders on the Storm -The Doors

DandomRude,
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Classic!

Megsmind, in What's your automatic vacuum's name?

Wesley Crusher

MrEC,

Omg! Mine is Wesley Crusher too!

empireOfLove2, (edited ) in Corporate Censorship Bring You Here?
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reddit permabanned me for mass reporting very obvious spam bots, as i was “abusing the report feature”, then ignored the appeal (which i’m sure went straight in the trash anyway). 9 year old 500k karma account, and a huge content generator for their money farm, down the drain.

i was already done with the site but mostly stuck around for some of the community content I still cared about. it was obvious they PREFER spam bots over real users, as long as they generate traffic and ad revenue. money over all, they’ve always transparently been that way. and the third party app ban was just the icing on the cake. They give no craps about any kind of censorship unless it censors the voices that might get between them and IPO money.

fuck 'em, fuck spez and his blue-eyed golden boy affluenza-afflicted pedo ass. they can have their spambots in their nice little walled garden. i’m having a lot more fun over here anyway.

edit: and in case a LW mod considers this “uncivil”, my last statement is factual, not an attack. it is an open secret that spez first modded, and then explicitly allowed the continued existence of /r/jailbait for many years (quick google); he is also so self-centered via his golden-boy affluenza complex that he thinks he will be a slave owner in the coming apocalypse.

BigBrainBrett2517,

Spittin’ truth bombs! Hear, hear!

belty,

Genuinely curious how the spam bot situation is on lemmy. Is there any personal experiences or better yet data?

justlookingfordragon,
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I have seen three rather obvious spam bots so far, all of which were almost instantly downvoted into oblivion and soon thereafter removed from the site. Granted, I mainly frequent niche videogame communities so I can’t say anything about the spam/bot situation in bigger communities (like politcal stuff etc.) but for the part of the Fediverse I personally use, it is definitely an upgrade compared to the current situation of reddit.

empireOfLove2,
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My personal experience so far is that the Lemmy community is significantly more responsive in getting rid of spam bots. I’ve definitely seen a few but they disappear in less than a day, and lately the amount of spam has been extremely minimal, almost nonexistent on my instance’s all page. Compare to Reddit, where spam bots might get banned from a few subs immediately but would often take weeks to get sitebanned, if ever.

Most serious Lemmy instances require user approval to join via the short application, which means they have no bots at all. And the big key is that lemmy admins are quite active and talk amongst themselves; if an instance with open no-approval signups gets abused by bots, other admins will talk to that instance about it, and most of the time it seems to get fixed pretty quick. And if they don’t… well, you defed them until they do. It’s pretty pog.

GONADS125, in What’s your go to driving song?

I Am The Highway by Audioslave.

RHCP has a lot of great cruising songs too. Some great ones by Stone Temple Pilots as well. Really, I’ve got cruising playlists, but if I have to choose just one track, it’s definitely I Am The Highway.

rustyriffs,

Been a while since I binged some audioslave… Too long. That needs to change soon.

Bitrot, in Unused Airtag slot
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Depends on tolerances, I’d probably see if a Chipolo or some other tracker would fit. Android ones are coming very soon.

cynar,

Assuming Google actually gets their finger out and enable the system…

Tagger,

I thought the hills up was as apple failing too implement safety features?

Smokeless7048,

Samsung’s tracker is pretty dang good. Use it on my keys!

ichbinjasokreativ, in Corporate Censorship Bring You Here?

I was hoping that lemmy had more level headed users and less tribalism. I was wrong.

pastermil,

I second this!

sheogorath,

Anonymity is like having a -4 and a disadvantage to saving throws to keep being level headed. It’s far too easy to forget that there’s another person on the other side of the argument.

Worldwide polarization efforts from the TPTB doesn’t help too.

MSgtRedFox,
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People love echo chambers and affirmations don’t they…

Rentlar,

Sorry that it hasn’t lived up to your expectations.

I don’t believe that the federation model “fixes” tribalism and in fact encourages it in an echo-chamber kind of fashion, by clustering like minded individuals in communities in its own servers with their own moderators.

On the other hand, in my experience this place overall feels a little more mature. Sure you have circlejerk threads and there’s a lot of controversial news that in a couple cases have evolved into online flamewars. I’ve also observed more often where two people disagreeing initially come to a mutual understanding and agreement downthread, that hardly ever happens in online forums.

Sheeple, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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Xmas for me was ruined because I found a guy that was robbed and dumped in the middle of nowhere during my drive.

Helping him fucked up my entire days plans and even the little festivities I wanted to take part in but bloody hell who robs someone on Xmas and then leaves them to die? Ofc I had to help.

The intense rain didn’t help. I think I’m ill now.

sab,
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What the fuck.

Hope you're both doing alright. I guess one could say something about how helping others is what Christmas is all about or whatever, but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people.

Good thing you were there to be a decent human being in a shitty situation.

agent_flounder,
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Glad you were there to help at least. I imagine being robbed and murdered and dying in the rain would rank towards the high end of the “worst Christmases ever”. If nothing else today will be one of your more memorable ones.

capt_wolf,
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Thank you for being a good person anyway! Your plans may both have been ruined, but you’re a hero to that guy! You’ll both remember each other for the rest of your lives!

FlyingSquid,
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I said above that Christmas is alien to me, but isn’t helping people and doing good the whole ‘spirit of Christmas’ thing? In a sense, you had the most appropriate Christmas even though it wasn’t the most pleasant.

And, of course, you helped save a life. You’re a hero!

Deceptichum, in Those who chose "never" in a "now or never" moment. How is it going for you?
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Why is it that the only posts asking for more detail are replies to the only two mentioning sex?

Just go watch some fucking porn you losers.

elbarto777, (edited )

Stupid comment. It’s not about the details on the sex act per se. But more on what led to it (or away from it.) Why? Because it’s fucking entertainment.

Edit: oh. That second comment asking for details on the sex was quite cringey. I humbly apologize.

urist,
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Lmao, right?

It’s why I stopped reading ask reddit. DAE sexy sex sexily? Tell me your sexy sex stories about sex. For science of course smirks

Deceptichum,
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Your a damn fined dorf Urist.

JeeBaiChow, in Unused Airtag slot

Pog

Septimaeus,

Holographic slammer

justlookingfordragon, in Those who chose "never" in a "now or never" moment. How is it going for you?
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When I had to move out (long, unpleasant story) I had the opportunity to get a nice, cozy appartement with low rent almost immediatly, but during the interview it turned out that they didn’t allow pets and wouldn’t budge, so it wasn’t an option for me and I politely declined.

They still tried to pressure me into signing the rental contract - calling me multiple times a day to ask whether I wanted to rethink my former decision again, eventually giving me a 24 hour deadline and demanding that I sign ASAP or they would pick someone else. That was the point I told them to go F- themselves as I was NOT going to leave my 13 year old tomcat behind or surrender him to a shelter. They didn’t take it well. (…and suddenly they claimed that noone else wanted the appartement and that they desperately needed someone to move in very soon yadda yadda … so much for “we’re going to pick someone else if you don’t sign today”.)

Best decision I’ve made that year. The landlord I have now is a super chill dude and I still have my spoiled furry little bastard with me. I’d rather have lived on the street than leaving a four-legged family member behind.

No idea what became of the other appartement but I pity the people who will have to put up with that passive-aggressive nonsense for lack of alternatives.

teamevil,

I ended up with my best friend (rip Pressers) Presley the Plott Hound because a couple divorced and the new apt didn’t let the one that took Presser have him. He never was subject to that kind of silly bs again and spent many happy years riding in my Jeep.

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