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Sendbeer, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

It’s dated but it still makes me chuckle so I leave it. Mines called Series of Tubes.

morphballganon, (edited ) in Circumcised men, how do you feel about your parents having mutilated your penis without your consent?

Wanting to be uncircumcised is like declaring your pleasure is more important than your partner’s pleasure. It’s saying you want sex to feel so good that you can’t last long enough to satisfy your partner. Anyone who bashes the practice of circumcision is misogynistic.

ElderWendigo, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

My guest WiFi is called Honeypot. I leave it up even when guests aren’t around, but for some reason none of my neighbors have tried to connect. Either they’re all much more tech savvy or much less tech savvy than I give them credit.

killeronthecorner, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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Neither

forty2, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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Bald up top, and a big fuck-off uncontrollable 70s afro down below.

Neatly trimmed to look exactly like an elephant shaped chia pet. Orgasms ruined because the beauty and awe THIS burning bush elicits, but I don’t care because it’s been classified as one of the natural wonders of the world

Rhynoplaz, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

I’m slowly losing my hair now, but I would NOT trade my dick to get it back!

tygerprints, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Well - first of all, what does a "proper"orgasm mean? I think everyone orgasms kind of differently anyway (or uniquely). But I'd definitely rather have good hair and not orgasm by someone else's definition of properly. Probably nobody's going to judge the way you orgasm, but people definitely judge you by how good your hair looks (don't pretend they don't). I know, I was born with bad hair - thin, lots of cow licks, basically crazy hair.

Bald is OK if you can pull if off. I've rarely seen any guy who looks good bald, to be honest. Maybe Yule Brynner. But most men look dorky when they shave off their hair. And some of us would love to have that hair, could you send it to us so we can glue it on our scalps with Elmer's?

Ludrol, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?
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https://szmer.info/pictrs/image/49b89fe4-d64f-4cb1-bf6a-705d855e16ee.png

I usually listen to everything just a little bit.I also listen to untracked mixes on youtube like JAZZ PL concerts and 飛行船の上のシンセサイザー弾きOf course there isn’t good way to share wrapped in English. My genre is Japanese Jazz Fusion.

FabledAepitaph,

117k minutes, nice. A respectable number haha!

cheese_greater, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

This better not be a PFS thread. Be a man and get dutasteride, worked for Kutcher

Bort, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?
FabledAepitaph,

Nujabes, nice

MrShankles,

I learned of nujabes from listening to the Samurai Champloo soundtrack. It’s one of my favorite albums to listen to when running

CADmonkey, in As an adult, what seemingly childish things do you get excited about?

I like motorcycles. All motorcycles. Small, large, any brand from Aprilia to Zero. I like the way they sound, whether it’s a little two stroke Vespa or a ratty old Shovelhead or a six-cylinder Goldwing. They’re just so cool. And there are so many different engine configurations. Singles, parallel twins with 360, 270, or 180 degree cranks, V-Twins in several different angles and different crank splits, three bangers, four cylinders, even some with inline six or flat six engines. Just an entire mechanical symphony.

I like quiet bikes. I like loud bikes. I like electric bikes. Quiet ADV bikes, thundering cruisers, thumpy dual sports, screamy sport bikes, they’re all so cool.

Elivey, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

Mine has been WaiFu for the last couple years.

justlookingfordragon, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?
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I guess it’s supposed to deter people from using it or something, but I have to admit that it did confuse me for a hot minute.

cashews_best_nut, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

There’s a film called Hollow Man that explores this. But the guy becomes invisible rather than being able to stop time.

Kanda,

Inspired by the Ring of Gyges from Plato’s Republic. If you ever wondered if there’s anything new under the sun

Aggravationstation,

Yup, invisi-rape the movie

k0mprssd, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

mine is “im in your walls”, going for the creepy factor

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