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kuneho, in What's the best gaming console and why?
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I would say the Xbox 360, tho I never really owned one. I feel it was maybe the most polished modern console, the most friendliest, worked offline (obviously), was easy to hack and MS didn’t really made a fuss about it. an x360 was accessible for everyone, even for the less fortunate peeps around here central-eastern and eastern europe. hacked or not, ms had a nice market here and the xbox brand was pretty stable.

The PS2, the og Xbox (though it really was a PC), the Game Cube, Wii, Wii U, and of course the 8 and 16 bit era consoles are also great candidates one by one.

ArmoredThirteen, in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

Alright let’s go, I love niche things:

Movies:

  • Bubba Ho-Tep
  • Joe’s Apartment
  • Six String Samurai
  • Krull
  • The Greasy Strangler
  • A Boy and His Dog
  • Fido
  • Within the Woods
  • Undead or Alive
  • Cemetery Man

Tabletop:

  • Car Wars (maybe, depends on crowd)
  • The worlds worst diagram of ship controls included as an insert in a Paranoia box
  • All Flesh Must be Eaten
  • Fairy Meat
  • Cult of Ecstacy (for Mage the Ascension)
  • Did you know that according to Dragon Magazine players can participate in orgying for a number of days equal to their con SCORE?
  • Castles and Crusades
  • Tunnels and Trolls
  • Remember Car Wars? They did a crossover with GURPS, called GURPS Autoduel, and it is amazing.
  • HOL (Human Occupied Landfill)
  • The second publication of the HOL supplement, Buttey Wholesomeness, where the cover is printed BUTTery HOLsomeness. That one was just a pita to find I started wondering if it was just a PDF concept cover. Only took me like 8 years to find a physical copy.
  • Mars Attacks board game

Games:

  • Sim Tower
  • Redneck Rampage
  • The Diablo 1 expansion, Hellfire, that Blizzard said not to make but a division of Sierra of all companies yolod it into existence anyway.
  • The Neverhood
  • Toy Story for Gameboy
  • Battlezone, back in the day when you were fighting green triangles
  • Descent
  • I wasn’t going to at first but I want to throw in some of my favorite Magic the Gathering cards: Nature’s Wrath (haha, holy shit mono green, go home you’re drunk), the art of the Pride secret vault thing for Bearscape, the art for Spy Network looks like Friend Computer from Paranoia, Kudzu, Stunted Growth

My music taste is so underground you guys I’m very cool like that. There’s a surprising number of trans folk punk musicians from the Pacific Northwest. I’m getting sleepy but if anyone wants me to bombard them with folk punk artists (trans or otherwise) lmk I’ll totally hook you up

Godric,

The MtG BearShare secret lair is the funniest fucking card they’ve ever made

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/225a0940-6b1b-433e-8dc2-305af115e105.jpeg

ArmoredThirteen,

It’s an absolute gem lol. The only secret lair I’ve actually gotten

Custoslibera,

Fido the zombie movie?

Make sure you get me a head coffin.

ArmoredThirteen,

Fido the fuckin zombie movie! I love zombie movies the cheesier the better

BigBrainBrett2517,

I don’t need a bombardment but I’ll certainly take a top 5 folk punk bands! (Trans or otherwise).

gothic_lemons,

Sames!

ArmoredThirteen,

Folk punk in the PNW where at least someone in the band is trans: Pigeon Pit, Left at London, Sister Wife Sex Strike, and Porch Cat. I know I’m missing some, maybe Kimya Dawson counts (non binary, lives in PNW, but from New York and Moldy Peaches was a New York band).

If I’m just going to do top 5 folk punk in general though, hard to pick and it changes often but let’s go with: Apes of the State, Days n Daze, She/Her/Hers, Jeffrey Lewis, and Pigeon Pit (I fucking love Pigeon Pit okay)

BigBrainBrett2517,

Awesome! I’ll let you know what I think of Pigeon Pit for hors d’oeuvres and go from there 🔥

ArmoredThirteen,

Get the chance to check them out yet?

tigeruppercut,

I forgot about Redneck Rampage. For some reason I associate the feeling of that with Blood, and it looks like they’re both from 1997. I’ll have to go fire it up and see if there are any similarities

angstylittlecatboy,

Same engine (Build)

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Joe’s Apartment

being niche makes me feel old..
I'll occasionally catch myself singing "welcome to Joe's toilet, plop plop plop, ahh ahh ahhh.."😂
looks like the full movie is on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Z7fSRrn2Q

ArmoredThirteen,

I tried not to add too many things that are just old but previously super popular, instead of niche. Time really does add obscurity though

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Tbf me and an old bf of mine would watch it a lot, but I don't know that I would call it "popular" among anyone else, so it probably does qualify.. 😂

e0qdk,
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I've seen Bubba Ho-Tep and Cemetery Man! Watched them during a movie marathon once that also included From Dusk Till Dawn and Jacob's Ladder. That was a night well spent.

Out of the games, I've played Sim Tower. I never made it to 5 stars but got as far as building the subway in at least one of my towers. I played way too many sim games as a kid. SimSafari is probably the most obscure I tried -- never really made much sense out of that one though.

I don't know if it's that obscure... but for anyone else who played a bunch of sim games -- do you remember the song with the lyrics "I'm just a splatter, splatter, splatter on the windshield of life"?

ArmoredThirteen,

That’s amazing nobody’s ever seen those movies! And Sim Tower I was obsessed with that game for a long time when I was younger. Couldn’t stop playing until I got everything completed and filled every empty space on the map. Fun game. I haven’t heard of Sim Safari myself what was that one like?

e0qdk, (edited )
@e0qdk@kbin.social avatar

And Sim Tower I was obsessed with that game for a long time when I was younger. Couldn’t stop playing until I got everything completed and filled every empty space on the map.

Single, double, or triple story lobby? :-)

I remember having a pretty good time with SimTower myself -- I liked seeing all the little animations of people doing stuff throughout the building. I didn't understand the apartment pricing thing as a kid, but as an adult thinking back on it, it's clear that I was supposed to renovate the units if I wanted to keep renting them at the higher rates... (Delete and rebuild was not intuitive to me as a kid so I kept getting frustrated with the apartments and usually built massive amounts of hotel rooms instead.)

I haven’t heard of Sim Safari myself what was that one like?

I hadn't played it for 20+ years so my memory of it wasn't great when you asked this question -- but I went down a bit of a rabbit hole digging through my boxes of old anime DVDs and strange things I burned to CD-Rs as a teenager and such -- and it turns out I still have the original CD-ROM! It's got orange and white stripes. It's scratched up a little bit, but it's still readable enough that I was able to install the game under WINE and IT WORKS! (The installer prompted me to install DirectX 5 to "improve performance"... lol)

The game opens with a short animated splash screen -- a map of Africa with animated zebras and other animals shown over it before eventually displaying the game's logo. It then dumps me onto a main menu with a lantern that toggles an interactive tutorial on and off -- somewhat confusingly; it wasn't immediately clear that it was a switch unlike the other options. I turned the tutorial on but didn't find it very helpful.

The game itself is isometric and features a bunch of animals wandering around randomly while grass grows. (Screenshot) There are three different modes (park, camp, village) that I don't really understand the details of. Park shows your animals, of course. I think the idea is you build up the camp site to get tourists to come (and bring you money), do gardening and animal management and such in the park which attracts more tourists, and hire people from the village to keep things running (otherwise they poach your animals, probably?) but it's not clear how to actually get things going and most of the advisors seem pretty useless.

There's an ecologist adviser who has a field guide about plants and animals and can also show you various graphs and things. You can click on binoculars and then on an animal and it will bring up a window with a little animation of that animal.

The game constantly plays animal sound effects by default including crickets and various birds and a bunch of animals whose sounds I don't know well enough to name -- but could probably learn from the embedded educational material if I cared to. (I have a feeling many parents of kids who had this game were probably driven bonkers by some animal or other going "AWEEEEE heee heee heee hee!" over and over.)

I remembered the game being presented as more serious than SimPark (which has a talking cartoon frog guide you through things like leaf identification) -- and, indeed, the character graphics are more realistic cartoon drawings in this one, but it's also more cartoony than I remember with the sound effects for things like a "boing-a-boing-oing-oing" failure noise if you misclick the binoculars.

The controls are not very good. Moving around the map is tediuous and unintuitive (you have to click in a particular region near the window border and hold the mouse down there -- or else pull up a mini-map and navigate with that). The game also just builds paths immediately when you try to draw them with the mouse instead of letting you choose a route and drop to release to confirm the construction. You can "build" a 4 door car on your camp site for some reason as well as construct roads, but I think it may just be a decoration. There doesn't seem to be any way to pick it up and move it if you plopped it in a bad spot (bye $3k!).

Unfortunately I don't have the original box/paper manual/whatever else came with the disc and the README file (in an ancient .DOC format) is not very helpful. It does, however, contain some lines like:

By the time you read this document, the average home computer might be a 700MHz GazillaComp 2000 with 58 gigabytes of memory.

which is pretty amusing since the decade old machine I'm running it on has a 3.7GHz processor -- obscenely far beyond their dreams of high performance -- but a mere 32GB of RAM. :p

Somewhat oddly the game apparently has the ability to print -- although I haven't tried it.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I wouldn’t say Joe’s Apartment is niche.

It’s just not good and easily forgotten.

indigomirage,

Car Wars! Man that one could certainly test one’s patience! Not as exciting as the picture on the box. 3-4 hours of dice rolls to negotiate a u-turn…

ArmoredThirteen,

I’ve been collecting rulebooks for that game for the last ten or so years. Maybe my favorite tabletop. It flows pretty smoothly if everyone is familiar with the rules but for sure even if you’ve been playing it for a decade you’ll always hit something that’s like “I have no clue how to resolve this”. And the learning cliff is for real so actually getting people interested in it enough to become that familiar with the rules is as hard as the game lol

slingstone, (edited )

I used to love the lore of Steve Jackson Games a lot more than the actual games for this very reason.

indigomirage,

It’s like trying to code a driving/racing simulator while playing it in real time. On paper…

fmstrat,

There’s a new Decent game, fun times

ArmoredThirteen,

Whaaaat? I need it in my life

fmstrat,
ArmoredThirteen,

That’s delightful, thank you!

Edgarallenpwn, (edited )
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Bubba Ho-Tep is an awesome little Bruce Campbell movie if people are looking for something to watch. I remember Fido was pretty big among B Grade / Comedy horror fans about 10-15 years ago.

Sim Tower was really fun growing up. I was expecting that when came out fallout shelter and was mad and disappointed. I feel like most people have seen screenshots or characters from The Neverhood but probably couldn’t name what it was from. I never played it but remembered it growing up and only found the name out a year ago.

Lophostemon, in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

There was a curious video game I played for a week straight in the early 90’s before my copy got stolen at a party.

It was called Scrongjhul and featured a fish with legs who had extra big knees with spikes. It was sort of a platform game but then part mystery story and part choose-your-own-adventure.

I think you had to get to the top of a mountain for something special. If you did it enough times and collected codes the game would generate then you could send off for some special prize.

Lophostemon, in Why do people not understand that you can agree with one thing someone said or did while disagreeing with the majority of what they stand for?

I’ve complained to Spotify about his podcast being featured and the guy on the other end of the chat said that I was not the first person to raise it as a problem and more people should complai so JP could get kicked off.

So…. Go chat to Spotify and complain about that shithead. Flag his content as hate-filled bigotry.

niktemadur, (edited ) in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

Back in the late 70s and early 80s, when I got to stay home from school, I remember that around 11am the local PBS channel would air short videos from regional public service stations around the country, or low-budget cartoon shorts with an experimental vibe to them, who knows where they were made or by whom.

One example was of a short fella who sang the same “Ey yey-yey-yey” refrain over and over again, those around him got increasingly annoyed but he wouldn’t stop. At the end, a mob slowly converges around the character, encircling him… and he just keeps on cluelessly singing the “Ey yey-yey-yey” refrain.
The mob covers the guy, there’s a quick collective roar, then it recedes to show a tombstone. The last shot is of the “Ey yey-yey-yey” echoing as we see the image of the grave, frozen on the screen.

Another one, which I vaguely remember was filmed by a North Carolina public television station, a live action short of a kid that gets bullied at school, at the end the bully or bullies have some sort of accident in the woods, the kid is witness to this, and the shot freezes on the kid looking straight at the camera, with a voiceover along the lines of “What would YOU do in this situation?”… and it ends, right there, not with a resolution but with a cliffhanger and a moral question.

EDIT: grammar for clarity

Kyrgizion, in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

When I was little my parents had an Amiga 500 computer. My mother was never into gaming except for one. It was a boulder-dash clone called “Emerald Mine” (in which you collected emeralds, not diamonds) made my an obscure German studio. I think it was never widely spread and mostly stayed within Western Eu, but who knows, I might be wrong.

yozhfyfyfy, in What is the best modern song for a door bell?

What’s a door bell?..

willya, in Why are Some Apps Updated Daily?
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Some apps are a community effort with multiple contributors. Voyager is one of those. This may have been better asked in no stupid questions. Why would you not want the latest bug fixes and features immediately after they’ve been approved?

wildginger,

Because Im not a beta tester, and understand that the fastest way to make a bug is to patch a different one.

I dont think this question should be in no stupid questions, but I am curious about a paired sub about answers.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

If you aren’t an alpha/beta tester then why would you want that?

PrinceWith999Enemies, (edited ) in Why do people not understand that you can agree with one thing someone said or did while disagreeing with the majority of what they stand for?

I think what people are intuiting is really in two parts. Like another person said, if an observation is true, you can probably find someone who said it better.

The other thing is that crafted personae (think Peterson, Ayn Rand, Shapiro, Rush Limbaugh) will take a position and argue for it on the basis of their other opinions. Each observation is meant to be a facet of an integrated philosophy.

So if they take position A, they will support it by opinions X, Y, and Z. If you accept A, as presented by them, but reject X, Y, and Z, then it’s up to you - if you’re using them as a point of reference, to point out the flaws in their supporting arguments and substitute your own. If you do not, it’s reasonable for a listener to think you also subscribe to their supporting premises.

Let’s say we’re having dinner and you comment that Ayn Rand was right when she said welfare is evil. Rand meant that welfare is evil because it takes the hard-earned wealth from the good and virtuous rich and gives it to the lazy, greedy poor. If you go no further than naming her and stating your agreement, we will probably think you picked her because you agree with her reasoning. You may actually mean that you prefer a universal basic income over welfare, or a completely egalitarian society where everyone from surgeons and ceos to grocery clerks make the same wage. Or you might be advocating for societies like those documented by David Graeber, who describes the indigenous people of the Northeast US where there was no notion of cash or barter but instead something closer to “from each according to their ability to each according to their need.” But because you started by quoting Rand and not Marx, people aren’t going to just jump to that conclusion.

It’s like why math teachers ask you to show your work. If you made a bunch of self-cancelling errors and blundered onto the right answer, you didn’t actually learn the material, so the fact that you wrote down the numerically correct answer doesn’t mean that you understand how to solve that kind of problem, and it will get 0 credit. The same for a philosophy or history professor who wants you to justify your answer and not just write down a one sentence opinion.

Persen, in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

Symbian, mobile Java games

jodanlime,
@jodanlime@midwest.social avatar

There were some legit games for symbian

Crafter72, (edited )
@Crafter72@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who back then experienced symbian java/java games on my father’ and brother’ phone, I partially agree. For some reason back in 2010-2012, here on Indonesia, cheap Symbian based phone are booming. You can buy a cheap symbian phone with preloaded mp3s and some java .jar games from local phone booth. For me personally I played those java games on my brother Nokia E63 (which is fun) or my father’ Sony Ericson phone (forgot which model). Java games solely responsible for me to discover Gameloft that made those knockoff mobile games (but fun given how simple it was back then).

EDIT: Perhaps due to difference how regional tecnoloical advancement back then but here earliest I got more modern phone was in 2013 when I got my own Lenovo A369i which running Android Jelly Bean. Learn myself how to root my phone to gain more of my system (back then I was first year of Middle School). Symbian phones was one of mobile era that I fond of because it was very close to my memory of being a kid.

On similar topic, Blackberry based phone was big here in Indonesia when most of higher class use Blackberry Messenger as form of chatting, never had myself a Blackberry due to how expensive they were on Indonesia

Minsk_trust, in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

winnebago man. Not as obscure after they made the movie, but the found film of that era has a few other hits if you go down the rabbit hole

Bo7a, in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

Movie: Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Music: Buggie Techinica by Polysics

NeoNachtwaechter, in Why are Some Apps Updated Daily?

It’s interesting that every time I open Voyager I see an update warnin

It means that these apps have extremely patiently suffering users :-)

lemann, in Why are Some Apps Updated Daily?

It’s a very nice thing to have, but I do worry about the effect this has on the EMMC storage in mobile devices, which has a finite lifetime - particularly for larger cross-platform apps, seeing as two of my previous android devices failed from worn out EMMC.

At the moment I just check F-Droid notifications and manually update each app on a biweekly basis, unless there’s an urgent fix or something

DwightAllRight, (edited ) in Which YouTuber still creates high-quality videos to this day?

Some big ones have been mentioned here, but to fill in some I think were missed: Gamer’s Nexus (best example of ethical tech journalism out there, been the source of some major exposés in the tech industry); Overanalyzing Avatar (Gives honest takes with a unique and humorous perspective on the ATLA and related series); SortedFood (British cooking show with a focus on avoiding food waste by a bunch of friends, a few of whom are Michelin chefs); Spiffing Brit (Exploits and breaks games in a hilarious fashion, genuinely brilliant, loves tea); ZeFrank (Animal TrueFacts channel); Potato McWhiskey (I hope you like Civ VI, one of the best players out there); Viva La Dirt League (Does live skits based on video game and employment tropes); Ididathing (Guy makes wacky but insanely dangerous contraptions); NileRed (Bonkers brain here, has actually turned Paint Thinner into Cherry Soda and other ridiculous chemistry) .

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