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GustavoM, in Life is just a bright shiny day
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Genuinely made me smile.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Yes and I’m still smilin’

naticus,

It’s been a week, please stop. The kids are scared.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Ooof - after 2 weeks i finally managed to stop smiling. Sorry for that, i hope the kids are ok!

naticus,

That’s a relief. And that’s fine, nothing a few years of therapy can’t fix.

kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll try sleeping it out

Edit: talking about sleeping, made me wonder: are the kids in bed? It’s already pretty late

naticus,

They’re probably in bed, it got really quiet. I’m sure that’s a good sign.

Gullible, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Has anyone ever found a slang term coined in the last decade that they unironically enjoy using?

mossy_,

Vibe check is an interesting one

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Yeet

bitwolf,

Send it

ezures,

Yoink

KevonLooney,

This word is 3 decades old.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Hate that one. It just doesn’t feel like something being thrown with force to me.

Bread,

I am not fond of slang, but even I have to admit it is a fun word. It also has a great meaning. To throw something with great speed in any general direction but usually quite far.

He yeeted his phone out the window when he noticed there was a spider on the screen. It was not the best decision, but it was the choice he made.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! It always makes me smile to hear it used. I think it sounds weird coming out of my own mouth, but it perfectly accentuates a funny story.

Klear,

I like l33t. That’s from the last decade, right?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, that goes as far back as the 80s and was fairly common by the 90s.

Klear,

Oh, thank you! You’re so smart!

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, just old.

Gabu,

Not even close. Gen Z/Alpha have shit taste for slang.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, that’s what every generation says. I’m impressed by slang that stands the test of time, like “cool.” It’s been around for 80 or so years!

Gabu,

Yeah, that’s what every generation says.

And most of them are right, it’s why slang dies so quickly. Gen Z/Alpha are just particularly inept at it, probably from having their brains fried by social media.

SorryQuick,

Isn’t that what we’re both doing right now, getting our brains fried by social media?

slackassassin,

Ya it’s lit af tbh.

Gabu,

I don’t know about you, but I’m partaking in digital discussion. Surely you can easily notice the difference between what’s happening here and, say, a tiktok, right?

RampantParanoia2365,

Fam isn’t bad.

RatzChatsubo, (edited )

Vibe, cringe, drip, mid

RampantParanoia2365,

Cringe is a very old and commonly used word.

root_beer, in Correct priorities

Is this Perry Bible Fellowship? It’s been a minute since I’ve seen that strip.

blahsay,

I legit don’t know sorry. I’d never cut off the credit. A user call crul usually find the author which is lucky because I’m lazy 😅

Crul, (edited )

which is lucky because I’m lazy 😅

I’m starting to think it’s not a good idea to get people used to me adding the source all the time ¬¬_.

blahsay,

You’re the unsung hero of comic strips! Keep it up! 👍

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Nah, I think it’s Jake Likes Onions.

Decoy321,

Correct!

I remember it being one of the happier entries from that author.

aeronmelon, (edited )

If it were Perry, it would have gone in a very different direction.

sartalon, in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered

Their last name Mario.

So it’s Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

Octopus1348,

I thought it was Super Mario and Super Luigi.

can,

Can’t you read? It’s Mario Mario and Green Mario.

Daedskin,

They actually don’t have last names; their full names are Mario and Luigi.

Cavemanfreak,

Not according to Miyamoto.

can,

Let’s not pretend Mario Bros. have a consistent canon. Who are the koopalings for example

Boozilla, in "The Hard Stuff" by MrLovenstein
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

“I have such a pathetic need for validation I got an advanced degree and a six-figure job and a 4,500 square foot house, that’s how sad and needy I am lol.” --Captain Humblebragger

CurlyMoustache, (edited ) in "Statement" by Extra Fabulous Comics
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Once tried on a tight dress and high heels that my girlfriend owned. Se thought she would get a laugh “at a man dressing in women’s clothing”. She got angry and forbade me to do it again. I looked to good. Apparently my legs were sensational

ADHDefy,
@ADHDefy@kbin.social avatar

Slay.

Aggravationstation,

Yea I’m amazed by how good my legs look when I’m in heels and I’m also a dude

Crul, in PBF-Wise Shitashi
balderdash9, in "Introvert friends" by Sarah Andersen

Separate togetherness ftw

Dagwood222, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold

youtu.be/Z3j8kvUtYdY

[off topic?] 1983 movie about some middle class white guys who decide that civilization can’t survive.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

That’s a movie I never knew existed. Jeez Robin Williams has made millions of movies.

pigup, in Legibility [toonholechris]
Smoogs,

Oh shi. This is real.

perishthethought,

And then there’s Party Cannon. :)

Rolando,

bet Party Cannon is an unironic clown who usually does kid’s shows but someone hired them to play the concert as a prank.

TotallynotJessica, (edited )
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, Party Cannon goes hard.

Edit: OMG they sell booty shorts. I want some!

Edit 2: They don’t sell them right now. :(

Rolando,

Not really my style, but I admire them for doing a video inspired by Street Fighter II.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

GREAT way to stand out from the crowd, just look at all the attention they’re getting on that poster.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I love my metalhead brethren to bits but you gotta say this has real “let’s be different by being like everyone else” energy.

Cethin,

Except for Party Cannon. Those guys are probably fun.

ArcaneSlime,

That logo made me actually lol so I went to look them up. No regrets. Sounds basically exactly like I expected.

pigup,

this dude’s channel is dedicated to that exact issue youtu.be/iNHFsAXYby0?si=DjhsIRA2EJk939RM

mack7400,

Beat me to it.

Gutek8134, (edited )
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Top-left to bottom-right

July 10: Cattle Decapitation, Origin, Fallujah, The Zenith Passage, Gortuary, Aethere, Logistic Slaughter, Crash Syndrom, Cemetery Rapist, Stages of Decomposition, Embodied Torment, Purification by Fire, Impaled Offering, Decrepit Cadaver, Bloodscribe, Septicaemia

July 11: Psycroptic, Disentomb, No Zodiak, AlterBeast, Condemned, Parasitic Ejaculation, Arkaik, Epicardiectomy, The Kennedy Veil, (I have no idea), Party Cannon, Unit 731, Roadside Butchery?, No Altars, Ovid’s Withering, wolf king

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Cattle Decapitation

Now that’s just mean.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Why’s that mean?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What did a cow ever do to them?

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard that it’s meant to be a “go vegan, animals are hurt” kind of thing

ArcaneSlime,

The time I saw them live about 12yr ago there was like 11 people in the crowd, they toured with Devourment, me and one friend started a two person circle pit just us running in circles since the venue was empty, and the singer of cattle decap kept hocking loogies into the air and catching them back in his mouth, and one time he didn’t catch it and it landed right in one dudes dreads and they literally just spiderman meme pointed at each other while he kept singing. Fucking good times lmao.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Had he already used his trademark goblin singing tech?

ArcaneSlime,

This would’ve been 2010 during the Harvest Floor era, but I’m not sure I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

IIRC, goblin singing is these melodics; nevertheless that’s the guy’s trademark and a source of envy in people who do metal vocals

rockerface, in "Introvert friends" by Sarah Andersen

That’s the best kind of adventure!

RIP_Cheems, in "Introvert friends" by Sarah Andersen
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

We’re are only extroverted when we are with the people we like. Otherwise, WE CHILLIN

tpyo, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold

I had an ex who couldn’t fathom why in a walking dead/fallout scenario I’d personally not choose to trade with gold, but actual useful and tangible goods like food, ammo, salt, skills…

Their whole argument was gold has always been valuable so it’ll always be valuable and I was like “the fuck good would gold do me when I’m starving”

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. If anything, a gold coin is too much value in one piece. Like, who are you going to find with enough spare stuff to trade that would actually be worth the equivalent value of an ounce of gold?

I figure that someone with nothing but gold coin would end up with very very expensive food, and with some luck a very expensive gun of some kind.

I would expect that if I had a pile of gold, the first armed person to realize that I have that much gold would immediately shoot me to get the gold. Then the next half-crazed, highly stressed, armed individuals would take them out and the cycle continues.

AngryCommieKender,

Modern gold coins range from 1/10 of an oz to an oz. Your point still stands. Even 1/10 of an oz of gold is over $200

DillyDaily,

But the value of gold still relies on a majority of apocalypse survivor’s collectively deciding that gold has value. We could just, not.

Or why not bottle caps, shells, cool looking rocks, dry salt, sugar, nutmeg, pickles, …

Cooper would hold more value than gold, as a metal that can be worked and given practical application with even primitive metallurgy skills. Or silver, with it’s antimicrobial properties would still be more valuable than gold.

Unless we’re all surviving the apocalypse and still trying to make chips for iPhones, what good is gold?

Gold is a middle man within a trade economy.

captainlezbian,

Gold is workable, conductive, and non oxidizing. It’s also used for jewelry. So yeah not great for survival but if you’re using copper, gold is similar or better except for its rarity or iron is available and much better

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

It does rely on people deciding it has value. It’s not the people who are still mostly logical who would value gold the highest. That’s why I would expect a highly stressed, armed person hopped up on memories of apocalyptic ads to go “ooh, shiny” and instinctively shoot to get at the stockpile of gold.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Good thing I want to collect guns.

ours,

And if you have gold, someone with ammo will always find a way to “trade” for it.

Just a question of how fast the ammo goes during the exchange.

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you! It has never made sense to me, either. Hoarding gold did make some sense back in the day when you were fleeing a local or regional calamity, or could expect to see a return to relative normalcy in your lifetime. But if global civilization collapses from climate change or similar, gold will have no practical value to a refugee or survivalist.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s why there’s a thriving bottlecap trade after the apocalypse.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8319f58e-f14c-4443-9a6e-921e6fdf89dc.png

chicken,

It’s valuable because barter economies aren’t real and don’t work. All the alternatives you mention are difficult to transport, not fungible, or not scarce, so they won’t work as a currency. Either we revert back to gift economies where distribution of goods happens within a community and follows cultural rather than economic rules, or the market settles on a currency for standardized arbitrary transactions between strangers that has the necessary properties of a currency.

AngryCommieKender,

I have a spice rack that takes up a large portion of my bugout bag. I guarantee that when I start cooking and whip out some Saffron, powdered Sumac Berries, and Turmeric for a rice dish, and people will just want me to stick around and cook for them. Especially since I also have my, my father’s, and my grandfathers BSA manuals, each of which has different pictures of various edible plants, herbs, and spices that can be found in the various parts of the world.

hikikoma, in "Introvert friends" by Sarah Andersen

And y’know what? It was okay.

LegionEris, in Dracula's Cat - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah C Andersen)

My Dad is Dracula and Just Got Mangled Trying to Close His Cat in a Tiny Coffin

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