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LouNeko, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

If we’re all just killing babies anyway and its hunting season, why don’t we throw them together and make it baby hunting season. Those little fuckers won’t know what hit them.

cerement, in Oh look it's my life [James of no Trades]
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

“You honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Few people ever cried more than once, if you’d used that up, you laughed.”

—Michael David Herr, Dispatches (1977) (writing for Esquire during Vietnam War)

baltakatei, in JPEG
Braz666, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

My superpower is not having hangovers 🗿 🗿 (for now)

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

39 and still don’t understand why people complain. Just hydrate, poop, eat, poop again, go back to normal.

Droggelbecher,

Because people are built different. I’ve been so nauseous from drinking the night before that I just immediately threw up every gulp of water I took, even at about 20.

DomoPANTS,

39 here and still hangover free, except for Jamison for some reason.

TwoGems,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

It’s strange how sick people are nowdays.

EldritchFeminity, in JPEG

GIF comes from the Old English word “gif,” pronounced with a “y” sound.

So it’s yif.

Rodeo,

No, it comes from the name Graphic Interchange Format.

So if we’re going to with jfeg, then we’re also going with gif.

1847953620,

kill it with fire

sverit,

I’m more of a “jaif” person.

MystikIncarnate,

I hate this.

shalafi, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.”

PeWu,

You made me remember one very cool novel with that phrase

essteeyou,

For anyone curious it seems to be Watership Down.

GraniteM, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

Unironically, why would anyone expect anything that happens after you die to be any less arbitrary and unpredictable than anything that happened while you were alive? Could be nothingness, but it could just as easily be Poseidon, or Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Kitty Cat Thanksgiving.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Oh shit Kitty Cat Thanksgiving 🙏🙏🙏🤞🤞🤞

Faresh,

That’s why you should believe in the god Sithrak (warning: other comics by same creator are nsfw)

https://media.oglaf.com/comic/sithrak.jpg

ours,

Because they indoctrinate people based on faith/fear/wishful thinking, not rational thinking.

RGB3x3,

People love to attribute meaning and purpose to the randomness that occurs in life because the randomness can be scary, confusing, and frustrating. I don’t blame them for that.

But perhaps if we all learned to properly cope with the difficulties in all our lives (rather than fool ourselves into thinking there is a mystical being controlling it all and judging us), we might be able to be nicer to each other.

my_legs_still_hurt92, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

vonxylofon,

All that sweet, sweet obsidian.

hakunawazo,
JohnDClay, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I’m just intrigued by the level of the wine in the last panels. I guess it implies that she’s accelerating down the hill faster than free fall? Which I guess fits.

Pistcow, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

Is the ocean a pool? Or is it specifically a pool? Does it matter if it was an above ground or in ground pool? Do hot tubs count as pools?

Pancito, (edited )
@Pancito@lemmy.world avatar

Does peeing into a pool count too?

What about shower and bathtubs?

Perfide,

Do hot tubs count as pools?

Peeing in the hot tub is equal to peeing in 5 pools. Gonna make piss steam and get it everywhere.

lolcatnip, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

Hmm, I did some pretty heavy drinking in my 30s but rarely had hangovers. I have no data for my 40s because I just haven’t had much desire to drink, or to drink that much when I do drink.

GBU_28,

Thanks Ken

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everyone’s different. My ~70 yo father-in-law can knock back IPAs all night and go for a bike ride, bright eyed and bushy tailed, the next morning. Meanwhile I’ll have 2-3 light drinks and be grumpy and unmotivated the next day.

query, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

So presumably he hadn’t, because all life in the sea pees there.

Or Poseidon just doesn’t like pools, and it’s a trick question.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

None of the fish are in heaven either. Those filthy fish.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

He finds pools an unnatural mockery of nature.

RGB3x3,

Restricting water in such a way is cruel. It’s like a prison for water.

OtakuAltair,

The pool water yearns for freedom

jopepa,

Pool water oughta stop sloshing around and get a job. Freedom isn’t free.

Perfide, (edited )

Poseidon is the God of water, I think he understands how dilution works. Peeing in the ocean? Basically didn’t do anything, essentially untraceable. Peeing in the pool? Nasty af, and easily(ish) detectable.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in Darth Vader vs Wolverine [deliberatelyburied]

In Japan, you make anime with these types of ideas. In Keijo one professional athlete judo throws another using her (the thrower’s) nipple.

Rodeo,

No idea is too ridiculous for anime. I’ve hardly even seen any anime and I’ve seen some ridiculous shit.

MilitantAtheist, in JPEG

Helen wears socks and sandals, and has divergent opinions. Helen needs to disappear in a landfill. Dispatching a team.

1847953620,

John Wick’s nonprofit

ki77erb,

I’m definitely not taking any lessons from someone who wears socks with sandals no matter their credentials.

Karyoplasma,

As a German, I feel personally attacked by this.

hOrni, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I don’t get hangovers anymore. You’d have to sober up to get a hangover. An if I’d sober up, the depression wold be a far greater concern.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I didn’t really understand hangovers until I slowed my drinking down to reasonable levels, and then to barely at all. Now it’s not so much a hangover, but I notice I’m not really 100% percent for a couple of days after some drinks.

ExfilBravo,

The “I have a 5th for breakfast type” Metal.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not metal. That’s a crushing dependency on alcohol.

lobut,
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