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blindbunny, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

This is what the Bible should have been about.

KISSmyOS,

Now let’s toss in some of the neighboring tribespeople and season with 200 foreskins.

logicbomb, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

“Oh my God!” - God

I think God is, by definition, an atheist, though, since God must not believe in a higher power.

Flaimbot,

who’s the creator of god and the realm he resides in? hm? hm? hm?

checkmate, theists!

PunnyName,

Checkmate? Ha!
Those fools aren’t but throwing rocks at a wall, hoping one sticks!

LemmyIsFantastic,

I feel like God would have the capacity to realize he is the higher power. Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

logicbomb,

Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

Sounds like you’re just about ready to join /c/atheism

quantenzitrone,

Well in that case I’m not atheist. I belong to species of higher power on this planet.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

im an atheist and i believe in a higher power.

that sun will fuck me up if i get too close

eloq,

Depends on if he’s having a bad day, or if he believes in himself. Wait, is that why faith is how you get into heaven? God having shitty self-confidence and not wanting any haters around makes as much sense as any other I’ve heard.

JoShmoe, in #739 by Extra Ordinairy Comics

I think your cat is an alien.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar
ripcord, in "Goodbye Forever" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

I look forward to your posts every day.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you! <3

BobbyNevada, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

youtu.be/ioH53m2cod4?si=4yHlRUfi1MkIN-7h

I feel like this is relevant…

Tavarin, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve had properly sauteed and spiced asparagus and it still tastes awful to me. I’m just very sensitive to the bitter compounds in it.

jaschen,

Cut off the heads off the asparagus. That’s where it’s most bitter and it messes with the rest of the dish. My wife does this as well.

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

I have used that trick when served asparagus, it definitely helps. But I would still prefer green beans, or broccoli instead.

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

don't cook it, just slice the stalks very finely. delicious. i like the heads mashed in with mashed potato but that's more effort than it's worth really. any way you eat it, your piss will stink to high heaven

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh I’ve tried raw, way too bitter for me to enjoy.

GreenMario, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2308501440.1139/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

OnlyFrogs Nova is made possible by viewers like you. Thank you.

Jerb322, in #739 by Extra Ordinairy Comics
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

The snail on sale is trying to bail…

LetterboxPancake, in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

New relationship goal identified

mycatiskai,

Cookie flavored jizz?

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

DannyMac, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@DannyMac@lemmy.world avatar

The real reason is that unhealthy food contains ingredients that were rarer for our ancestors to obtain. Dense caloric food meant surviving a winter, but our winter never comes.

Capitao_Duarte,

but our winter never comes

Sad George R. R. Martin noises

SARGEx117,

sad season 7 noises

dangblingus,

uncanny mr incredible season 8 noises

TeamDman, in "Can we at least poll the audi-" "No." [ADHDinos]

Oh

Ignacio, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist
@Ignacio@kbin.social avatar

And I assume the company is called Froggers, right?

danekrae, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist

Ribbit, for her pleasure.

match, in #739 by Extra Ordinairy Comics
@match@pawb.social avatar

I think this is the plot of Bear and Breakfast

Zehzin, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Vegetables taste bad?

My brother in Christ, you’re addicted to junk food

PunnyName,

And you like to jump to conclusions quickly. Let’s both be judgemental together!

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah, that’s the basis of all my friendships.

Tell me stuff you hate, I’ll enable your hatred.

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Depends on the veggies. I’m very sensitive to bitters, so Asparagus to me tastes awful no matter how it is cooked. Same with arugula and some other leafy greens. But beans, broccoli, carrots all taste nice and I eat a lot of those.

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