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TheYear2525, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein

Thinking thoughts is the leading cause of depression and anxiety.

konalt, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist
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Spider LocationBoom mic, first panel

surewhynotlem,

… Do they always hide spiders? And I’m just finding out now??

xanu,

Yeah, it’s kind of like their signature, but it’s always sneakily hidden as an Easter egg of sorts. Always fun to try to find them

KingThrillgore, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]
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Tired: Give a man a fish because it’s a nice thing to do

Wired: Give a man a fish and teach him how to fish because it’s a nice thing to do

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Slap a man upside the head with a salmon and he’ll stop bothering you for fucking fish all the damn time.

Transcriptionist, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Image Transcription:

A four-panel Mr. Lovenstein comic titled “THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO EELS OF WOOD”

The first panel shows an angry pink humanoid standing on a green circle, holding a bunch of asparagus spears and speaking to a yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid barely in the panel. The pink humanoid is saying “HEY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD?”

The second panel shows the yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid in more detail. It has a halo and is wearing a white robe. It’s rolling its eyes angrily as it responds “OH MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?”

The third panel shows the still-angry yellow-skinned humanoid cooking the asparagus spears in a frying pan over the open flame of a gas stove as the pink humanoid watches on amazed. The yellow humanoid is saying “SAUTÉ 'EM AND DON’T FORGET THE SEASONING! STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK!”

The final panel shows a close-up of the pink humanoid holding a half-eaten asparagus spear with its mouth full and eyes wide in awe as it says “IT’S… DELICIOUS!” A response from off-screen replies “OF COURSE IT IS!”

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xantoxis, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]

Teaching a man to fish is also a nice thing to do, though

chicken,

Yeah but the saying doesn’t make sense anymore since most of the fish are gone. Fishing is now a form of entertainment maintained by the state that you must pay to enjoy in a limited way, not a viable source of sustenance.

cbarrick, in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

The Bellman Equation describes a “principle of optimality" for decision making.

Essentially, choose the action that maximizes your expected future “value.” The problem is how you choose your value function, and how you estimate the outcomes of your actions.

Image of the Bellman Equation from Wikipedia

Furbag, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Sauté it in what, God?

Sauté it in what?

KairuByte,
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In the pan, duh.

glimse, in We think Gary has trauma

I don’t think I get it

DragonTypeWyvern,

Dungeons and Dragons stuff.

If you were to find an empty room there’s a decent chance there’s something invisible in it, from a metagaming perspective, because why waste the players’ time like that?

In ye olde editions traps and ambushes were way more common so a certain set of paranoid behaviors became standard practice. One of the ways of dealing with illusion magic is by disbelieving it, so a simply paranoid party could get advantage to dispelling illusions by saying they don’t believe what they they see, in theory.

However, just because the DM is out to get you doesn’t mean you aren’t a basket case.

glimse,

One of the ways of dealing with illusion magic is by disbelieving it, so a simply paranoid party could get advantage to dispelling illusions by saying they don’t believe what they they see, in theory.

Thank you, that explains a lot. I haven’t played DND yet and I definitely don’t know the history of it like that!

TigrisMorte,

I always required the PC to behave as if they didn't believe to disbelieve. Just saying it does nothing. You must walk into the fire to disbelieve the fire.

SzethFriendOfNimi, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist
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“How do you get your frog gal smoking’ hot? Just turn up the heat slowly”

Comment by Pol, Tad on PondHub

SpaceNoodle, in "Swears" by Cyanide & Happiness

For a week?

Geert,
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It’s in Europe and it’s actually free

hunter2,

Not everywhere in Europe. In Germany its cheap, but not free.

Norgur,

That's why he gave his son the swear jar with a few hundred €, duh!

DancingIsForbidden,
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BEER IS FREE IN EUROPE??

FUCK IT IM QUITTING MY JOB AND MOVING RIGH-oh you mean university.

meh. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

ThePantser,
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That’s the beer money

superduperenigma,

For a week?

Diprount_Tomato, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]
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You should teach him how to fish right after that

Seudo,

He’s a grown ass man, fishing ain’t that hard!

VikingHippie,

Let the man eat it and rest first. Being hungry and stressed out impairs both learning itself and retention.

spittingimage, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]
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Neighbour did this last week.

Had to ask him back the next night and admit I didn’t know how to clean a fish.

b00m, in "Can we at least poll the audi-" "No." [ADHDinos]
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that white on yellow is no bueno

snooggums,
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Stop attacking me!

VikingHippie,

White on yellow is my nemesis.

Nurse_Robot, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]

The one thing I miss about Reddit is the no cum tag

VikingHippie,

I have a no cum tag on my sock drawer in case a teenager breaks in.

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