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fosforus, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Children: uhh, it’s now even worse

sharkfucker420, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
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Steam broccoli and cauliflower together in a microwave or steamer of your choice with butter and whatever seasonings you like. Toss in a wok with ripping hot olive oil until golden brown on the edges. Make sure to be rough with the broccoli and cauliflower, you want it to be crushed a bit. Shit slaps and it so easy. Idk if it’s healthy anymore after all the butter and oil but whatever. you can adjust the butter levels as needed but make sure there’s enough oil in the wok

MystikIncarnate,

Butter isn’t bad for you per-se, it’s the quantity that gets you. It’s a pretty calorie dense food, and it has a lot of other things in it that, when taken in large quantities will clog up your cardiovascular system.

Used in proper moderation and it’s wonderful. Throwing a whole stick of it into a single serving at every meal is probably too much.

Disclaimer: I am neither a health professional, nor a nutritionist.

sharkfucker420,
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Yeah of course but I use a shit ton

PeriodicallyPedantic, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Correction: Why is tasty unhealthy food so much easier than tasty healthy food?

vixven_random,

Have you tried eating those unhealthy food raw/unseasoned? With enough butter/sugar anything will taste like heaven

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Adding enough butter, sugar, salt, etc is easy, and makes it unhealthy. Making it taste good without lots of butter, sugar, salt is hard.

That’s kind of my entire point

Grippler,

Tasty unhealthy foods are also way tastier than even the tastiest veggie dish.

Honytawk,

That is only true in the meat addicted West.

Go to India and get yourself some nice authentic curry.

Grippler,

You’re falsely assuming that junk food is always meat based. But a curry dish ain’t got nothing on a deep fried Snickers.

CarbonIceDragon,
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From what I understand, it’s that foods containing lots of fats, sugars, salt etc aren’t normally unhealthy, out in the wild. When you’re worried about not starving, foods with energy storage substances like sugar are a good thing, and the amount you’ll get in some wild fruit or something isn’t bad. Salt is an essential thing to get enough of, and overabundance of it in food isn’t common. So, rather than evolve some ability to know exactly what substances we need and only want to eat food with those exact things, we have the evolutionary shortcut of “sweet things are good, fatty things are good, salty things are usually good, etc”. Our biology hasn’t really evolved to for the possibility of us farming stuff that contains sugar on an industrial scale, extracting and concentrating that sugar, and then putting unnaturally large concentrations of it in everything.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

That is my understanding as well. But that wouldn’t work in the context of the joke, where god just designed everything.

fsxylo, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Cook nearly any veggie in shallots, cream, whisked in egg, top with Parmesan, broil until brown.

Veggie gratin that isn’t the most healthy but is better than nothing, and brilliant served as a side to steak. I recommend mushrooms, spinach or zucchini.

Ookami38,

Was gonna say, that sounds pretty high in fat. Definitely better than a lot of the alternatives, but I’d only call it just this side of not healthy.

The real problem is that healthy food really is only good if it’s fresh, and so it’s a lot more inaccessible than shitty, processed either frozen or fast food.

feedum_sneedson,

It’s unhealthy.

guyrocket, in Ep. 925 - Minority Report - Safely Endangered Comics
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This reminds me. I should watch minority report again.

Delphia,

Why does the Scientology nutcase have to make such damn good scifi?

guyrocket,
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Scientology...scifi...hmmmm...

LegionEris, in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Oh I definitely need some strife. It can just be me vs situation like my current position trying to run an efficient dispensary, but I need the challenge way more than the perception of earning or owning. I gotta be solving problems and completing tasks. I can’t live idly.

mojo, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Ok but why sugar taste so good

chaorace,
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CALORIE

FuglyDuck,
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Because natural foods are sweet when they’re the most nutritious.

Fruit, for example, or carrots (which convert it’s starches into sugars to avoid freezing.)

Prior to modern food preservation and heavily processed foods, getting calories was hard enough on its own, so we’re primed to seek calorie rich food.

We’ve evolved- technologically- to the point that’s no longer true, but our biology hasn’t caught up yet.

EveningPancakes,

Because it’s seasoned with diabetes

synae, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein
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Same but also pop is the sound of the beer bottle opening

cerement, in "Inner Jungle" - False Knees - February 17th, 2021
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this coming a day after someone posted a meme based on the last call of the Kauaʻi ʻōʻō

frickineh, in "Inner Jungle" - False Knees - February 17th, 2021

Oh no, now I want to take all the zoo birds on a trip to see new things. If you see some lady on the news who got arrested for gently packing the local cockatoos into her car, know that it’s the fault of this comic.

otter,

Reminds me of the joke

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo.”

The man replies “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”

MonkCanatella, in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

lol, some of this guy’s comics are just ridiculously funny.

paddirn, in "Swears" by Cyanide & Happiness

“Now get the fuck outta here!”

unreachable, in "Inner Jungle" - False Knees - February 17th, 2021
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earth planet, human jungle

Dr_Decoy, in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Is the word “from” missing from the equation explanation? Should it be “… that you have earned FROM the first three?”

Eiim,

No, it might help to add a “the” before “perception”.

fadingembers, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein
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Too fuckin real

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