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speck, in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

Because I assumed they were a male couple, that punchline landed differently

populustree,

they could be men, women, or even normal! that’s the cool part of this comic.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

“Or even normal” 💀💀💀

Adi2121,

“I like all races, black, Asian, Hispanic, and normal”

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine thinking those are actual races

PlantDadManGuy, in "Doctored" By Mr.Lovenstein

Dat cleavage tho!

BlinkerFluid,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

my pasta is awfully dry…

Anticorp, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

“Oh my God!”

Who is God’s God?

UraniumBlazer,

I

BigPapaE,

Super God, duh

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dog

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Lauren Faust

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

just be an actual paedophile and get it over with

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

WTF is this? What’s wrong with you?

dangblingus,

It’s commonly accepted by most people that don’t watch My Little Pony, that the grown ass men that do watch MLP, and always hyper obsess over it, may be subtly indicating that they are into other children’s things.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Ah… Huh. Do they know that fans in order to not be adults now whould need to be 5 years old or younger when show started?

Anticorp,

What? My Little Pony was created in like 1981. Anyone who watched the show when it aired is middle aged now.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

I was talking about G4

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

your idolisation of children's pony cartoons is a flimsy front for your attraction to children. castrate yourself

Detheroth,

Wouldn’t it be more logical to suggest that idolisation of a children’s pony show is more of a front for a furry? Or is it because the show is created for children, if an adult likes it they’re a pedophile?

I always assumed MLP fans were closer to furries. The show is about horses, not kids?

Anticorp,

Why are you expecting logic from someone as hateful and moronic as the person you’re responding to?

Detheroth,

Fair point. Kinda makes me just as moronic doesn’t it?

If he ever wants to explain his reasoning, I’m happy to hear it. Even if it’s just to get an opposing perspective. FWIW, Ive never seen MLP and couldn’t care less who watches it.

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

i'd rather be a furry than a paedophile, but i'd rather be dead than be either

but that's not helpful and as you asked reasonably, it's more gut feeling than reasoning, but since i'm here i'll try to reason it out. MLP obsessives like your man here, i'm not talking about e.g. parents who watch it with their kids and think it's ok, keeps 'em quiet, kills the time etc, but people like uis who reply unprompted with pony spam if not seriously disturbed themselves are part of a community full of seriously disturbed people

take those image links, the images are hosted at derpicdn.net which if you navigate directly to it resolves to derpibooru.org. on the face of it not all that alarming but this will assuage only the most casual observer. if you use the filters link on the header and choose 'everything' [1] (not selected by default) and return to the homepage you will see some severely foul shit.

if you then go to 'all time top scoring' [2] you will see what is popular amongst these harmless cartoon enjoyers. the ponies, being designed for children, are childlike in appearance and can be seen displaying their imagined pony genitals, sucking pony dicks and getting fucked. bronies like uis post harmless images like those in the thread above but those images are found amongst several thousands of stills and animations of them which are rather less harmless. visit the links below to verify, or don't, i'm going away to delete my history and wish i never started to reply to this bullshit in the first place

[1] https://derpibooru.org/filters/56027
[2] https://derpibooru.org/search?q=*&sf=score&sd=desc

Honytawk,

Furries want to be their fursona and usually also fuck in them (not with them).

While bronies have jars with their favourite pony, which they masturbate over to fill the jar with semen.

Vespair,

Nobody wants you here, and I suspect nobody else has ever wanted you anywhere else either. Please spill back into the sewers with the rest of the waste.

Spzi,

The infinite regress of creator’s creators.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

God.

MonkderZweite,

The author.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
boatsnhos931,

Bill Murray

name_NULL111653, in Too Healthy
someguy3, in Cut It Out - Loading Artist

Wouldn’t the sound come through clear through the eyes? I guess he could have fake muffled it.

grysbok,
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Because the pumpkin didn’t yet have a mouth

someguy3,

If it’s a walkie talkie inside the pumpkin the sound will come out anywhere.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s possible when your have schizophrenia

JoeyHarrington,

Guy on other end would fake the muffle.

/Science

someguy3,

That’s what I said the first time.

ThePac, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Anybody trying to tell me that sauteed veggies taste as good as a hamburger has lost from the beginning.

Jumi,

I’d take those over some greasy burgers any time of the day

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Greasy burgers? Sure.

Good, craft burgers? Naw

Surdon,

Honestly fresh veggies sautéed right are better than any hamburger, and I love to eat meats

ThePac,

Insanity.

ours,

Top tier, fresh, sautéed, and properly spiced asparagus as pictured in the comic over a conventional burger? Count me in.

Or a good artichoke. Yum.

I feel too many people grew up eating overcooking mushy veggies that weren’t properly seasoned.

JoeyHarrington,

Canned veggies ducked everything up for kids

Smoogs,

I’m also a meat eater but have to disagree with you there. I prefer variety because eating the same salty slop gets boring. Maybe you have abused your tastebuds . If you take a break from certain foods it recalibrates the taste buds.

Theharpyeagle,

Maybe you just need to find the right veggies or the right seasoning. I wouldn’t say I love veggies more or less than a burger, but they add much needed variety.

RubberElectrons, in "Inner Jungle" - False Knees - February 17th, 2021
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

I can only remember that my feathered friends are surviving along with me, we care for each other, and I hope freeing them of hunger, disease and predation is a worthy exchange.

ininewcrow, in "Inner Jungle" - False Knees - February 17th, 2021
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

“I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

Harun Yahya

EfreetSK, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

No! Salt kills you, cooking kills vitamins and when you think you do everything right, then your vegetables don’t have good enough quality and don’t have enough nutritients. Eating healthy means to suffer, deal with it!!! /s

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or just dont overcook/boil your veggies. Everything in moderation.

raynethackery,

Some of us grew up with terrible cooks. Properly cooked broccoli was a religious experience for me.

SARGEx117,

My wife grew up with terrible cooks. So did I, but I learned to cook to make my own food, she resorted to microwaves, frozen pizzas, and 2 (in my opinion extremely bland but will never say because she was super happy to make it for me) dishes she figured out.

Since being with me, she has figured out she likes chicken, salmon and tilapia, medium steak, a few vegetables, and quite a few other things. Her parents UNDERCOOKED chicken and seafood, made steak into charcoal or still bloody with no in between which made her not trust any pink, and they boiled the everloving shit out of every vegetable until peas were mush and broccoli looked like it was rotting.

They also never had real mayonnaise, and she only ever had miracle whip and thought she hated mayo.

And tea was always super weak and filled with sugar, so she never had real tea until she tried mine one day and went “I thought you said this was tea?”

Total speculation: I think the reason so many of our parents suck at cooking is because they didn’t learn before having kids, and when it came time to either spend shitloads on carryout or figure out cooking, they just remembered the basic ingredients from their own childhood, but we’re never around for the spices or cook times. And since internet wasn’t really a “I need a recipe, let me google that on my phone real quick” until much later, it was that or find a cookbook with all your favorite recipes.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That’s depressing, glad you saved her.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I always snort cocaine with moderation.

RampantParanoia2365,

Kills some of them, but guess what happens when you enjoy it, and therefore eat a lot of them?

ozymandias117,

Oh my god. You’re saying the vitamins are going extinct???

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Breathing KILLS you! 100% of people who breathe die, so stop breathing RIGHT NOW to live a healthy life!

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

And have you heard about this dihydrogen monoxide stuff? It’s apparently just as bad!

XbSuper, in Cut It Out - Loading Artist

Why is he in a loony bin?

logicbomb,

I believe the idea is that, because his reaction to a pumpkin pleading for help was to stab it to death, that either he discovered something about himself and couldn’t handle it, or that he was exposed to be a crazy killer type.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I think an easier explanation is that something broke in his mind because he was traumatized by the experience.

havokdj, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

So the question is…

Who was he referring to when he said “oh my god”?

Venat0r,

His son.

havokdj,

Semantics aside, Jesus is supposed to be the physical embodiment of god, so wouldn’t it still pretty much just be the same guy?

agarorn,

This is a very debated question which mostly depends on which Christian confession you belong to.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If the father, son and holy ghost had an orgy would it be a threesome or just masturbating?

MystikIncarnate,

Asking the real questions.

weirdwallace75,

That’s a whole mess of differing theologies, some of which (many of which) have been declared heretical.

The general term for this branch of theology is Christology and lots of stuff has been written about it.

Donttaintmebro,

Don’t try try to bring logic to the illogical.

ours,

It’s both the same and different. The contradiction is a “feature” of the Christian faith.

lingh0e,
Grass,

I would have written that as “oh my me”

unreachable, in Cut It Out - Loading Artist
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

ptsd is real

MargotRobbie, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

For lazy people like me: air fryer works great for asparagus and broccoli, taste good even with only salt.

DillyDaily,

As a lazy person who grew up with a parent who’s method of cooking vegetables was just “boil it till its grey!”, if a vegetable can be eaten raw, I will be eating it raw.

Raw broccoli dipped in garlic greek yoghurt is delicious, nutritious and fast/lazy to prepare.

I’m on the hunt for a vegan alternative that is decent, but until then, crunchy carrots and sugar snap peas are my go-to lazy veggies.

Smoogs,

Raw broccoli…Oh man I do not want to smell your farts. I mean you don’t even have to boil them but give them just a hot dip to reduce the raffinose

ours,

Or just steamed a bit. I hate mushy broccoli with a passion.

DillyDaily,

Maybe it’s because I’m on prescription probiotics and digestive enzymes, but I haven’t noticed a drastic change in my farts from the broccoli. They used to absolutely reek before I went low-dairy and started being a little more mindful of FODMAPS.

Now pea protein powder? that amplifies my flatulence to war crime levels.

Pitco88,

Raw broccoli and a good hummus is a great alternative. It’s a salad combination i use quite frequently.

kaitco, in "Understanding Motives" by Work Chronicles

Some of these are hitting a little hard for me lately…

Deestan, in "Understanding Motives" by Work Chronicles

Asking someone else to graph data for you to analyze is a disrespectful misunderstanding of how data analysis work.

The person graphing is doing the data analysis. They have to, at some level, to make the data presentable. If you are incapable of doing that, and your contribution is to be fully reliant on what they graph so you can look at what they make and go “huh yeah line does go up” you aren’t useful. They can tweak the data to say many things, and you wouldn’t understand it happened.

Ilflish,

You can definitely analyze a graph/chart, but unless you need help understanding a more complex representation, there’s not much you can argue with. Even if you know of a bias in it, they can just make up something about avoiding another bias or increasing focus on an area

krellor, (edited )

Maybe it depends on the domain, but I think it is perfectly reasonable both to ask or produce graphs to show data trends, qualitative behavior, relative rates, etc. I mean, looking at one chart and acting like you know better than the analyst might be a duck move but wanting the chart isn't.

Imagine if scientific papers didn't use plots to visualize data?

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