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PunnyName, in Employers

Nah, the posting of financial remuneration, followed by a panel of a ghost town, then the final panel.

CustardFist, in Probability
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

I LOVE statistics (78% of the time)! 😃📊

silverbax, (edited ) in The evolution of...

I’m surprised not to see Yogi on the list.

He wore a tie, collar and a hat.

When Yogi said he was ‘smarter than the average bear’, everyone thought it was a joke, but he spoke English to humans, wore a hat and tie, and Ranger Smith complained that ‘keeping a secret from Yogi is like hiding Lake Michigan from a duck’.

So Yogi is smarter than the average bear, and it’s not even close.

ch00f,

Curious about those statistics. He’s such an outlier, it just might happen that every other bear on Earth is dumber than the average bear.

rowrowrowyourboat, in Probability

The CBC’s “The Fifth Estate” did a whole show about this.

youtu.be/bcnSpQdeG3M?si=kEaXz_CfU8nqXfJq

key, in New Year's Resolution
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

I love tragic robots. Reminds me of me.

xhieron,
@xhieron@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh… classic.

Slovene,

Beep boop

MaxVoltage, in Laugh At You [Toonhole]
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely whole some 👉👌

Kowowow, in Employers

What’s a cv?

mazigoth,

I think it’s a type of honda

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No, that’s a Civic, you’re thinking of the integer between six and eight.

IHawkMike,

No, that’s seven. You’re thinking of a kitchen tool used to strain liquids from solids.

Soggy,

No, that’s a collander… hold on.

perishthethought,

No, that’s a sieve. You’re thinking of the United States Construction Battalion.

BorgDrone,

Curriculum vitae

bionicjoey,

Depending on what country you’re in, it’s either a resumé, or a supplement to a resumé that summarizes academic achievements for an applicant with a graduate degree.

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

105

lugal,

Lebenslauf

cashews_best_nut,

It’s what Brits (and maybe others) often call a resume. It’s also sometimes slightly longer. than a resume (2+ pages instead of 1).

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

A 2CV was an awesome Citroên car.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited )

Curriculum vitae. It’s basically a long résumé. The résumé gets your foot in the door with the “best of” highlights that are tailored to the specific job. The the CV is what you bring to the interview; It’s longer and has a more complete work history, instead of just the bits that are relevant to the job you applied for.

So when they ask you “can you explain this gap in your employment for these two years” you can go “yeah, if you look at my CV, you’ll see that I was working/freelance in a tangental industry. But it wasn’t very pertinent to this application, so I left it off of my résumé when I applied.”

And for tailoring your résumé to each job, you just copy/paste the relevant info from your CV to make a one page document.

smeg,

I don’t think this is correct. Assuming you’re American then a CV is the same as what you’d call a résumé. Unless a résumé is more like a cover letter (as in the intro paragraph where you summarise what you do and why you want the job)?

ThePowerOfGeek, (edited )
@ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world avatar

I agree about them basically being the same.

In America a resume is basically a slightly shortened CV. But from my experience (as someone who has lived and worked in IT in both the US and the UK) they are nearly identical. They both summarize your work history in almost identical styles. But the resume is preferably limited to 2 pages maximum, while a CV can be longer.

I don’t recall ever having both a resume and a CV in the UK and initially applying with a resume and then bringing the longer CV to the interview. It was just a name and length expectation difference that separated them.

smeg,

I’ve not ever heard of any company wanting you to bring an extra-long CV with you, though since everything is online now any long-established rules are basically out the window

Ragdoll_X, in BEETHOVEN!
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CodyCannoli, (edited ) in Employers

You’re lucky if someone sees your CV/resume at all.

teft, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Ctrl-shift-esc will open the task manager directly. None of that Carl alt del nonsense.

buycurious,

Ctrl-alt-del is meant to be a hard interrupt to the system.

Ctrl-shift-esc treats it like another task.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting so that’s why system performance gets wonky when task Manager is opened with CTRL+alt+Del

I’ll keep that in mind when I wanna kill tasks but not disrupt performance

chuckleslord, (edited )

That’s so dumb, but okay.

Edit: dumb that using the shortcut to open the task manager doesn’t interrupt the system. That’s what ctrl-alt-del did before windows 8 or whenever, open the task manager regardless of what was happening. Now I have to use that annoying lock-screen menu to open the task manager to kill processes if things are locked up. Didn’t know that, horribly unintuitive

force, (edited )

how is it dumb? literally just press ctrl shift esc

chuckleslord, (edited )

If your computer is locked up, you have to use ctrl-alt-del, with its menu of options including the task manager, in order to interrupt the current processes locking up the system.

Using ctrl-shift-esc launches the task manager program without a system interrupt, meaning it won’t unlock the computer. Which is dumb, because why else would I be opening the task manager other than to interrupt some out-of-control process? I guess you could be using it to monitor or something else, but that’s what I’m used to opening the task manager to be doing. I didn’t even realize this until this comment.

wandermind,

Yeah, I use task manager way more often for monitoring than I use it for stopping processes.

IronKrill,

I check ram and cpu usage and change startup apps or task priority just as much as I need to force quit.

force, (edited )

then just press ctrl alt del if you want a system interrupt??? there’s a reason they have bindings for both. it’s not much harder, the task manager doesn’t exist solely for killing some program that won’t respond.

jaybone,

I assume this terminology originally referred to an actual interrupt handled by a kernel interrupt handler, and half of the people in this thread have no idea what that means.

GBU_28,
otter, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

Lol every time

I know it’s just psychology (and any resource reallocation that happens when task manager opens) but it’s still funny

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I have totally caught malware checking to see if task manager is running, and cooling it until it is closed. Some cryptocurrency mining trojans do this. You can verify it by using a tool other than task manager, e.g. System Explorer or Process Hacker. Usually they’re not smart enough to poll for third party tools, so they’ll quiet down when only task manager is opened and not when you’re using any third party tools.

caseyweederman, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

kill $PID

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

nerd ;)

caseyweederman,

<3

match, (edited )
@match@pawb.social avatar

xkill + m1 feels so fucking good

Anticorp,

Death to $PID!

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I guess you can alias that to kill

gnutrino, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even get why force shutting a program isn’t the fucking default.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Because you run the risk of corrupting files.

Slovene, (edited )

And then they’ll start doing drugs, gambling, taking bribes …

thisbenzingring,

And prostitutes. And shiny metal asses.

Slovene, (edited )

In fact, forget the closing of programs.

cmnybo,

kill -9

hakunawazo,

There are so many possibilities to kill frozen programs in linux.
fosslinux.com/…/5-things-to-do-when-your-linux-sy…

barsoap,

The one thing they’re missing, which honestly shouldn’t happen on at least desktop distros, is the system becoming unresponsive under memory pressure because before the kernel decides to kill off anything it rather swaps its own data structures out to disk, grinding everything to such a crawl that it’s indistinguishable from a complete freeze.

The solution is early OOM, which is more aggressive at killing things off and it honestly should be installed and activated by default.

bargh,

and of course psDooM

Honytawk,

Why do you think the bottom one doesn’t happen in Windows?

Do you not know the details tab in taskmanager can force close processes that are frozen?

Has the person who wrote that comic not used Windows in like a decade?

Bagel5941, in New Year's Resolution

For anyone looking for the spider, it’s easier to see with the original

ehisthenewmeh,

spider?

Chemical,

There is a spider in the 5th panel on the left side of the hill, but I have no idea of the significance

bulwark, (edited ) in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

Remember how Volkswagen got in trouble a few years back for faking emissions when the car detected it was being tested. It would interesting to see if something like that could exist with RAM and task manager.

eating3645,

Perfect question for Dave’s garage!

youtu.be/Ve95Nh690l0?si=6KHDtaiHBY8TbTwg

bulwark,

Lol I love this guy’s channel. I thought of him as soon as I asked that question.

applebusch,

It definitely can for the graphics card. I got a trojan one time that was mining crypto using 100% of the gpu causing it to heat up and blow the fan like crazy, and it stopped every time I opened the task manager.

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