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HughJanus, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

I’m lazy so here’s lazy delicious veggie tip:

Get a rice cooker. Get rice and FROZEN pre-processed (chopped) veggies. These are still very inexpensive, require no preparation, last forever in the freezer, and are actually FRESHER than “fresh” veggies, since they are picked when ripe and then flash frozen rather than picked prematurely and sprayed with a ripening agent. Your rice cooker should come with a veggie tray so you can cook the rice and veggies simultaneously. Drop them in there and fire it up. Get yourself some “simmering sauce” and heat it up in a pan for ~15 minutes and baby you got a stew goin’.

FreshLight,

WTF are you me?!

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Can you elaborate on this so called simmerin’ sauce please

AgnosticMammal,

Any packet sauce mix like curry or gravy’ll work too

I’ve also heard you can cook a chicken breast on top of the bed of rice

HughJanus,

It’s just like a pre-mixed (typically middle-Eastern) sauce with coconut milk and spices and thing like that pre-prepared. It shouldn’t have any preservatives or anything you can’t pronounce.

Barack_Embalmer,

There’s many options for sauces, depending on your preferences and dietary requirements, but there are a few key common steps.

For example many Indian curry type sauces can begin with frying diced onions, some ginger, garlic, chillis, coriander seed powder, cumin powder, turmeric powder, black pepper, and tomato paste, then coconut milk to form the main body of the sauce. Don’t worry if you don’t have access to all of these, mix and match. Then finish with fresh coriander leaves.

Or a simple marinara type sauce begins with frying diced onions, garlic, tomato paste, followed by a glass of wine and a can of tomato to make the main body of the sauce. Add basil at the very end, as the flavor is delicate and destroyed by heat.

Notice in both cases we begin with aromatics - onions, garlic, spices - that get heated up to release the volatile flavor compounds. Then deglazing the pan and simmering with something that constitutes the main bulk of the sauce - e.g. canned tomato or coconut. Then finishing with more delicate herbal flavors that get desroyed by extended cooking. This is a general pattern that appears in foods from all over the world. The crucial part is learning how long each ingredient requires to cook for, and therefore what stage it gets added.

Once you get used to this you can begin to enjoy the creativity and rewarding nature of cooking, and explore the world through food. Like the Indian example above can be quite easily modified into a Thai green curry with a few substitutions such as extra green chillis, galangal instead of ginger, and finishing with Thai basil.

I’d say another crucial aspect is appreciating the importance of emulsions - a colloidal suspension of small fat particles in water - which results in a rich and unctuous mouthfeel. Many of our favorite foods and sauces are emulsions (butter, mayonnaise, pesto, curry). But I don’t want to overload you with information as I’ve already written a lot. Good luck.

Floey,

Also a starch slurry or roux are easy ways to thicken sauces, controlling the consistency of a sauce can be important depending on what you are tossing in it or putting it over.

15liam20,

Can you elaborate on where the stew is going?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s chasing after their refrigerator.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Is Stew alright, like in the head?

Rubanski,

Veggy tray? Do you mean the steam “table”?

HughJanus,

Sure, let’s go with that.

joenforcer,

and are actually FRESHER than “fresh” veggies

As an adult who thought that they hated pretty much all veggies (especially broccoli and corn) and found out that I absolutely love them when prepared fresh and that the bagged versions tasted like ass, I’m gonna call bullshit on that.

It might work for you, but nothing beats freshly-prepared corn, whether grilled in the husks or cut and sauteed.

Barack_Embalmer,

The foodtuber Adam Ragusea happens to have two videos addressing these specific topics:

The superiority of flash frozen foods: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_PMnCpaJiQ

Food starts rotting the instant it’s harvested, and continues doing so while it’s packaged, transported, and stored on the shelf. Modern flash freezing techniques preserve foods perfectly, halting the microorganisms that cause decomposition, and avoiding the damage caused by large ice crystal formation that’s inevitable with slow domestic freezers.

The selective breeding and genetic engineering of sweetcorn: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIVG54wNPd0

Interestingly with the sweetcorn, it used to be that it had to be eaten immediately after harvest, so much so that you’d have the water boiling before even picking them. However with modern developments they can remain fresh much longer.

HughJanus,

You can call bullshit on whatever you want but it’s a scientific fact.

Nurse_Robot, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]

The one thing I miss about Reddit is the no cum tag

VikingHippie,

I have a no cum tag on my sock drawer in case a teenager breaks in.

match, in #739 by Extra Ordinairy Comics
@match@pawb.social avatar

I think this is the plot of Bear and Breakfast

MelodiousFunk, in "Can we at least poll the audi-" "No." [ADHDinos]
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

These are like dinosanscomics except with a less readable font. So much like it that the format/theme seems lifted entirely. 😕

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

The format and theme of being a comic that has dinosaurs in it? That is literally the only thing that they have in common. That’s it. Dinos and Comics covers a wide variety of stuff but typically sticks to friendship (with a dash of social awkwardness) and puns. ADHDinos specifically talks about ADHD and living with it. Also that ‘less readable font’ is called OpenDyslexic which was specifically designed to be readable to people with Dyslexia. While they should have put a border around the words to make it easier to see, the font is pretty legible and I’m gonna openly support them for using an accessibility font.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Format, theme, art style, colors…

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Format

Dinos and Comics does not have an exclusive or unique claim to being a webcomic.

Theme

As stated above, it does not share a theme. Dinos and Comics focuses on friendship and puns. ADHDinos focuses on ADHD and living with it. In fact it exclusively revolves around ADHD itself and uses that as the entire core concept of the comic, using each comic itself to specifically talk about one issue of having ADHD.

Art style

There’s a similarity but, again, Dinos and Comics does not have an exclusive or unique claim on that art style. That same art style has existed for many years and will continue to exist. Moreover, ADHDinos puts genuinely more work into the art. There’s more shading, the characters actually move, and the panels frequently are different instead of just a zoomed in version of what came before it.

Colors

No. Dinos and Comics uses pastel colors of a large variety. ADHDinos uses darker colors and the same ones repeatedly.

So let me rephrase something from earlier.

The format and theme of being a comic that has vaguely similar dinosaurs in it? That is literally the only thing that they have in common. They cover different topics and have their own visual distinctions. It is not a ‘rip off’ simply because they look kind of similar, especially when the entire core concept of the comics are different themselves.

I’m not continuing this conversation.

irmoz,

I 100% agree with you, you are completely right, but I also think you’re being unnecessarily… defensive?

WoahWoah,

Yeah I was laughing about this irony before I even read your comment lol

irmoz,

I’m just realising it may have been intentional

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

Also that ‘less readable font’ is called OpenDyslexic which was specifically designed to be readable to people with Dyslexia.

Neat, TIL. To my eyes, it looks like the font was rendered at a specific point size and then scaled up unevenly, like on an old LCD screen with a mismatched resolution. I found myself trying to zoom in to clear it up. If others find it more readable, that's awesome.

As for thematics, Dinos and comics started off with a heavy slant on neurodivergency (and navigating it) in general, ADHD included. Later ones skewed heavily towards "I am happy with my partner" type stuff. Which is cute and all, but doesn't hit the same.

EmperorHenry, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Cuddle fish and asparagus…or vanilla paste?

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Okay, I’ll eat both…just as soon as apple and/or amazon sews your lips to my anus. Maybe I’ll stack some fiberone bars on top of it so that I fart for a few hours before the shit comes out.

rockSlayer, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]

Amen. Teach them to fish in the same sense of kindness too, it’s easier to teach people when they aren’t hungry

joyjoy,

Feed your children at school.

glimse, in We think Gary has trauma

I don’t think I get it

DragonTypeWyvern,

Dungeons and Dragons stuff.

If you were to find an empty room there’s a decent chance there’s something invisible in it, from a metagaming perspective, because why waste the players’ time like that?

In ye olde editions traps and ambushes were way more common so a certain set of paranoid behaviors became standard practice. One of the ways of dealing with illusion magic is by disbelieving it, so a simply paranoid party could get advantage to dispelling illusions by saying they don’t believe what they they see, in theory.

However, just because the DM is out to get you doesn’t mean you aren’t a basket case.

glimse,

One of the ways of dealing with illusion magic is by disbelieving it, so a simply paranoid party could get advantage to dispelling illusions by saying they don’t believe what they they see, in theory.

Thank you, that explains a lot. I haven’t played DND yet and I definitely don’t know the history of it like that!

TigrisMorte,

I always required the PC to behave as if they didn't believe to disbelieve. Just saying it does nothing. You must walk into the fire to disbelieve the fire.

b00m, in "Can we at least poll the audi-" "No." [ADHDinos]
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

that white on yellow is no bueno

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Stop attacking me!

VikingHippie,

White on yellow is my nemesis.

pastermil, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Finally, a comic by Mr Lovenstein with positive message!

Anticorp, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

“Oh my God!”

Who is God’s God?

UraniumBlazer,

I

BigPapaE,

Super God, duh

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dog

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Lauren Faust

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

just be an actual paedophile and get it over with

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

WTF is this? What’s wrong with you?

dangblingus,

It’s commonly accepted by most people that don’t watch My Little Pony, that the grown ass men that do watch MLP, and always hyper obsess over it, may be subtly indicating that they are into other children’s things.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Ah… Huh. Do they know that fans in order to not be adults now whould need to be 5 years old or younger when show started?

Anticorp,

What? My Little Pony was created in like 1981. Anyone who watched the show when it aired is middle aged now.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

I was talking about G4

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

your idolisation of children's pony cartoons is a flimsy front for your attraction to children. castrate yourself

Detheroth,

Wouldn’t it be more logical to suggest that idolisation of a children’s pony show is more of a front for a furry? Or is it because the show is created for children, if an adult likes it they’re a pedophile?

I always assumed MLP fans were closer to furries. The show is about horses, not kids?

Anticorp,

Why are you expecting logic from someone as hateful and moronic as the person you’re responding to?

Detheroth,

Fair point. Kinda makes me just as moronic doesn’t it?

If he ever wants to explain his reasoning, I’m happy to hear it. Even if it’s just to get an opposing perspective. FWIW, Ive never seen MLP and couldn’t care less who watches it.

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

i'd rather be a furry than a paedophile, but i'd rather be dead than be either

but that's not helpful and as you asked reasonably, it's more gut feeling than reasoning, but since i'm here i'll try to reason it out. MLP obsessives like your man here, i'm not talking about e.g. parents who watch it with their kids and think it's ok, keeps 'em quiet, kills the time etc, but people like uis who reply unprompted with pony spam if not seriously disturbed themselves are part of a community full of seriously disturbed people

take those image links, the images are hosted at derpicdn.net which if you navigate directly to it resolves to derpibooru.org. on the face of it not all that alarming but this will assuage only the most casual observer. if you use the filters link on the header and choose 'everything' [1] (not selected by default) and return to the homepage you will see some severely foul shit.

if you then go to 'all time top scoring' [2] you will see what is popular amongst these harmless cartoon enjoyers. the ponies, being designed for children, are childlike in appearance and can be seen displaying their imagined pony genitals, sucking pony dicks and getting fucked. bronies like uis post harmless images like those in the thread above but those images are found amongst several thousands of stills and animations of them which are rather less harmless. visit the links below to verify, or don't, i'm going away to delete my history and wish i never started to reply to this bullshit in the first place

[1] https://derpibooru.org/filters/56027
[2] https://derpibooru.org/search?q=*&sf=score&sd=desc

Honytawk,

Furries want to be their fursona and usually also fuck in them (not with them).

While bronies have jars with their favourite pony, which they masturbate over to fill the jar with semen.

Vespair,

Nobody wants you here, and I suspect nobody else has ever wanted you anywhere else either. Please spill back into the sewers with the rest of the waste.

Spzi,

The infinite regress of creator’s creators.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

God.

MonkderZweite,

The author.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
boatsnhos931,

Bill Murray

JoYo, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

put some salt on the veggies an hour before eating.

salad literally means brined vegetables.

DannyMac, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@DannyMac@lemmy.world avatar

The real reason is that unhealthy food contains ingredients that were rarer for our ancestors to obtain. Dense caloric food meant surviving a winter, but our winter never comes.

Capitao_Duarte,

but our winter never comes

Sad George R. R. Martin noises

SARGEx117,

sad season 7 noises

dangblingus,

uncanny mr incredible season 8 noises

Tavarin, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve had properly sauteed and spiced asparagus and it still tastes awful to me. I’m just very sensitive to the bitter compounds in it.

jaschen,

Cut off the heads off the asparagus. That’s where it’s most bitter and it messes with the rest of the dish. My wife does this as well.

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

I have used that trick when served asparagus, it definitely helps. But I would still prefer green beans, or broccoli instead.

kux,
@kux@kbin.social avatar

don't cook it, just slice the stalks very finely. delicious. i like the heads mashed in with mashed potato but that's more effort than it's worth really. any way you eat it, your piss will stink to high heaven

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh I’ve tried raw, way too bitter for me to enjoy.

JoYo, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

nutritionist hate this one trick.

jmd_akbar, in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

Smoooooooth 😁

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