comicstrips

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Asafum, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Ok God, then why didn’t you make them already seasoned?! God has shitty taste!

EfreetSK, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

No! Salt kills you, cooking kills vitamins and when you think you do everything right, then your vegetables don’t have good enough quality and don’t have enough nutritients. Eating healthy means to suffer, deal with it!!! /s

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or just dont overcook/boil your veggies. Everything in moderation.

raynethackery,

Some of us grew up with terrible cooks. Properly cooked broccoli was a religious experience for me.

SARGEx117,

My wife grew up with terrible cooks. So did I, but I learned to cook to make my own food, she resorted to microwaves, frozen pizzas, and 2 (in my opinion extremely bland but will never say because she was super happy to make it for me) dishes she figured out.

Since being with me, she has figured out she likes chicken, salmon and tilapia, medium steak, a few vegetables, and quite a few other things. Her parents UNDERCOOKED chicken and seafood, made steak into charcoal or still bloody with no in between which made her not trust any pink, and they boiled the everloving shit out of every vegetable until peas were mush and broccoli looked like it was rotting.

They also never had real mayonnaise, and she only ever had miracle whip and thought she hated mayo.

And tea was always super weak and filled with sugar, so she never had real tea until she tried mine one day and went “I thought you said this was tea?”

Total speculation: I think the reason so many of our parents suck at cooking is because they didn’t learn before having kids, and when it came time to either spend shitloads on carryout or figure out cooking, they just remembered the basic ingredients from their own childhood, but we’re never around for the spices or cook times. And since internet wasn’t really a “I need a recipe, let me google that on my phone real quick” until much later, it was that or find a cookbook with all your favorite recipes.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That’s depressing, glad you saved her.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I always snort cocaine with moderation.

RampantParanoia2365,

Kills some of them, but guess what happens when you enjoy it, and therefore eat a lot of them?

ozymandias117,

Oh my god. You’re saying the vitamins are going extinct???

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Breathing KILLS you! 100% of people who breathe die, so stop breathing RIGHT NOW to live a healthy life!

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

And have you heard about this dihydrogen monoxide stuff? It’s apparently just as bad!

BlinkerFluid, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

My mom after feeding me canned green beans for years watching me wolf down green beans at my house

“You hated veggies when you were a kid.”

…sure, mom

sock,

i used to be anti meat except ham and chickfila chicken (specifically), turns out my parents made super dry chicken…

i now eat 2x the meat to account for vegetarians and my lost time

SARGEx117,

I looked my mother in the eyes after a long day once and responded to a similar statement with “No, I hated your chilli when I was a kid.”

She really does make the absolute worst chilli I’ve ever tasted. It’s so bland. There is almost no chilli powder in it, just some salt and a little bit of pre-ground pepper from a packaged salt/pepper shaker. The recipe amounts to “throw some hamburger and tomato sauce with canned beans in a pot and cook it for an hour and then add random amounts of all THREE seasonings”

It’s a wonder I survived to be able to cook on my own.

TheCrawlingKingSnake,

Was the chili really that bad you had to hurt your mother’s feelings about it? I feel you hated more than just her chili…

sock,

some parents cant take criticism lightly and need it shoved down their throats to get it passed their thick skulls

otherwise they’ll just laugh it off and not change anything despite causing and denying a large sum of anxiety and ptsd-like symptoms throughout ones formative years. the parent might instead of helping you, ostracize you for being too “lazy” to go outside, yet when that one goes outside they get pissy and huge amounts anxiety.

but when one ask for comfort they say deal with it because everyone deals with going outside therefore you can suck it up.

or they tell you to do new stuff but whenever one makes a mistake one gets yelled at and then the parents wonder why the child doesnt want to do anything new.

or smth like that idk

name_NULL111653,

… I’m in this story and I don’t like it

blanketswithsmallpox,

Ahhh the Midwest classic of I don’t need recipes I just throw impossibly small amounts of seasoning in despite there being literal pounds of vegetables and ground meat in it.

Don’t forget to cook your venison through with only a little butter so you don’t get sick! A fucking alligator couldn’t bite through that shit.

BeefPiano,

My kids are the opposite. We can sauté up some fresh green beans and make them so good, but the kids only want to eat the canned ones.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Lol there’s just something so fun about the canned ones when you’re a kid I guess

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My mom was a hippie and made her own bread and we always ate homemade food. When I went away to camp, I was the one pigging out on the sugary breakfast cereals like Froot Loops etc. while the other kids were busy being amazed by the eggs and pancakes and whatnot.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Correction: Why is tasty unhealthy food so much easier than tasty healthy food?

vixven_random,

Have you tried eating those unhealthy food raw/unseasoned? With enough butter/sugar anything will taste like heaven

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Adding enough butter, sugar, salt, etc is easy, and makes it unhealthy. Making it taste good without lots of butter, sugar, salt is hard.

That’s kind of my entire point

Grippler,

Tasty unhealthy foods are also way tastier than even the tastiest veggie dish.

Honytawk,

That is only true in the meat addicted West.

Go to India and get yourself some nice authentic curry.

Grippler,

You’re falsely assuming that junk food is always meat based. But a curry dish ain’t got nothing on a deep fried Snickers.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

From what I understand, it’s that foods containing lots of fats, sugars, salt etc aren’t normally unhealthy, out in the wild. When you’re worried about not starving, foods with energy storage substances like sugar are a good thing, and the amount you’ll get in some wild fruit or something isn’t bad. Salt is an essential thing to get enough of, and overabundance of it in food isn’t common. So, rather than evolve some ability to know exactly what substances we need and only want to eat food with those exact things, we have the evolutionary shortcut of “sweet things are good, fatty things are good, salty things are usually good, etc”. Our biology hasn’t really evolved to for the possibility of us farming stuff that contains sugar on an industrial scale, extracting and concentrating that sugar, and then putting unnaturally large concentrations of it in everything.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

That is my understanding as well. But that wouldn’t work in the context of the joke, where god just designed everything.

LetterboxPancake, in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

New relationship goal identified

mycatiskai,

Cookie flavored jizz?

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

darthelmet, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Maybe I’m just not prepping them right, but for me the problem I have with a lot of veggies is the texture.

Dangdoggo,
@Dangdoggo@kbin.social avatar

Or curry! Letting all those flavors meld, you can put any veg in there and it will break down into soft loveliness.

pugsnroses77,

soup is the answer

PunnyName,

-Raw is perfectly fine for most veggies.
-Steaming is an easy method, if raw is unpleasant or if the veggie is more woody.
-Blanche and shock make a cooked veggie divine!
-Sauteed (with plenty of butter) until fork tender on the stove top also helps.
-Baking on a sheet tray, covered in olive oil and salt / pepper make a lot of veggies shine

The main issue with all of those is understanding cook times, which takes trial and error.

speck, in "Together" by Chris Hallbeck

Because I assumed they were a male couple, that punchline landed differently

populustree,

they could be men, women, or even normal! that’s the cool part of this comic.

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

“Or even normal” 💀💀💀

Adi2121,

“I like all races, black, Asian, Hispanic, and normal”

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine thinking those are actual races

sxan, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Frying anything makes it taste better. Deep frying makes almost anything edible delicious.

logicbomb, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

“Oh my God!” - God

I think God is, by definition, an atheist, though, since God must not believe in a higher power.

Flaimbot,

who’s the creator of god and the realm he resides in? hm? hm? hm?

checkmate, theists!

PunnyName,

Checkmate? Ha!
Those fools aren’t but throwing rocks at a wall, hoping one sticks!

LemmyIsFantastic,

I feel like God would have the capacity to realize he is the higher power. Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

logicbomb,

Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

Sounds like you’re just about ready to join /c/atheism

quantenzitrone,

Well in that case I’m not atheist. I belong to species of higher power on this planet.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

im an atheist and i believe in a higher power.

that sun will fuck me up if i get too close

eloq,

Depends on if he’s having a bad day, or if he believes in himself. Wait, is that why faith is how you get into heaven? God having shitty self-confidence and not wanting any haters around makes as much sense as any other I’ve heard.

SpaceNoodle, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Oh, god’s one of those assholes.

Fermion, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

mrlovenstein.com/comic/1155

Here’s a direct link to the artist’s page.

blindbunny, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

This is what the Bible should have been about.

KISSmyOS,

Now let’s toss in some of the neighboring tribespeople and season with 200 foreskins.

LongRedCoat, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

I just discovered a cookbook called Six Seasons: A New Way with Vegetables by Joshua McFadden while looking up cookbooks to get me to eat more veggies. It's in the mail, so I can't vouch for the recipes yet. Apparently it's very highly rated though and I'm excited for some tasty veggies.

Zehzin, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Vegetables taste bad?

My brother in Christ, you’re addicted to junk food

PunnyName,

And you like to jump to conclusions quickly. Let’s both be judgemental together!

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah, that’s the basis of all my friendships.

Tell me stuff you hate, I’ll enable your hatred.

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Depends on the veggies. I’m very sensitive to bitters, so Asparagus to me tastes awful no matter how it is cooked. Same with arugula and some other leafy greens. But beans, broccoli, carrots all taste nice and I eat a lot of those.

thepianistfroggollum, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Why not link the actual artist’s website so they can get some revenue? Plus, there’s usually a hidden panel for his comics.

dependencyInjection,

Why didn’t you?

Is itthis

Fermion,

That link goes to a parking page, as in the domain is just held by a broker waiting to sell it. You missed the first n in lovenstein.

Here’s a direct link to the strip shown.

mrlovenstein.com/comic/1155

dependencyInjection,

Thanks for the correction. Evidently, I need some new glasses.

sag,

OK, I will link the artist’s website. I usually provide source link to where I found the comic.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • comicstrips@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #