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MeDuViNoX, in xkcd: Language Acquisition
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who learns twelve before one through eleven?

Johanno,

Is twelve a number or a word?

Grippler,

There is only a distinction when written, when spoken everything is words.

Hupf,

It’s in a superposition of states until observed.

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes

joemo,

The first few updates must have been riveting 😂.

SuckMyWang, (edited ) in "Opposite Day" by Extra Fabulous

I know everyone digs deep and puts in the work to make Opposite Day what it is but this woman has outdone herself

EmoDuck, in "Nevermind" by MyNeighborAlienFungi

Maybe you should be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself.

Or be like me and wrap your plates with tinfoil so they don’t get dirty…

2d, in "Password" by PervisTime
@2d@kbin.social avatar

that last panel is freaking hilarious

bradmont,
@bradmont@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t understand what it’s communicating. Is he happy? Did he give up on technology, or society altogether?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,
Annoyed_Crabby, in "Goats" by They Can Talk

Scare kid? Like the baby goat? Why would they?

germtm_, in Agreed... How about a Q? [ExtraFabulous Comics]

hangman is a weird game

dreadedsemi,

I loved it so much when I was kid.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

As a kid, anytime I’d fly with my mom (infrequent) I’d do “airplate,” and my mom would always say what the hell is an airplate, and I’d say a flying saucer.

bionicjoey,

Jan Misali reference or are you just stating a fact?

germtm_,

the former.

logicbomb, in Shanti

My first project out of college was canceled after a year of hard work. Nothing to do with me or my team. Just the company decided not to do it anymore.

I’ve found that the solution is just not to think about these sorts of things.

The day-to-day work is often rewarding enough, and you’re getting paid because somebody wants you to do it. Make sure that you raise your concerns occasionally, but the rest of the time, just enjoy the daily grind. If you let this stuff bother you, you’ll burn out.

EsteemedRectangle, in "AACHOO!" by MrLovenstein

What is the equivalent of “bless you” in hell?

Curse you? Damn you?

caseyweederman, in Oh fuck I'm out of flasks [ArcadeRage]

“ISAAAAAAC”

Annoyed_Crabby,

I can hear that voice 😂

RangerAndTheCat, in Oh fuck I'm out of flasks [ArcadeRage]

No hope of escaping the chancla

GustavoM, in Oh fuck I'm out of flasks [ArcadeRage]
@GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

This reminds me once when little me was playing megaman. Then my mum came up, went straight to my videogame, turned the thing off without saying a word. I was like “Damn.” Never felt so helpless in my entire life.

Alteon,

That’s why you kept a pen and paper around. Passwords were pretty legit.

GreenMario, in You can never have too many cats

Actually yes. Yes you can.

A friend of mine’s mom was a hoarder of cats. Had over 10 of em. You could smell em from the curb in front of the house.

xusontha,

10 is more than too many, I’ll admit

BoxerDevil, in "Good Boy" by Sarah's Scribbles

It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

A Chinese Crested ?

BoxerDevil,

Yes that one

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she’s a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I’m still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can’t deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

This one isn’t my mom’s dog, but it’s similar:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/33abd822-66c3-438f-8ca9-b04e67deb568.png

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

The pretty ones are ok for a little dog, but the ugly ones are pitiable little beasts.

Enkrod,

The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.

bionicjoey,

Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Crested_Dog#Breedin…

Rakonat,

Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat

TotallyNotSpez,

Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.

LucyLastic,

I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco

TigrisMorte,

Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.

datelmd5sum,

Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?

Rakonat,

I don’t know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren’t familiar with.

bionicjoey,

My Bichon/Poodle mix is aggressively friendly with people he isn’t familiar with. Does that count?

datelmd5sum,

Yeah I do agree rhat poodles have a “who is giving these orders?” and “fuck I hate that guy” switches.

newtraditionalists, in "Beep boop" by Chris Hallbeck

Lol I would play the shit out of a dog sim

Pothetato,
@Pothetato@lemmy.world avatar

Heck yeah. Stray 2? Or maybe Untitled Dog Game…

ComicalMayhem,

Stray was fun and artistic, but short and a touch mechanically limited.

Where’s my assassin’s creed but with cats game? Climbing the rooftops through that first town is so much fun, wish there was more of it.

CarlsIII,

This game is already 3 times as complex as Stray

ArseAssassin,
Franzia,

Boy have I got a “game” for you 😉

xusontha, in "Nevermind" by MyNeighborAlienFungi

Who are you and get out of my house (unless you have snacks)

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