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iuselinux, in elders
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My 5 year old laptop just got blown up by fire in battery the other day. Would’ve been glad to use that sunnavabitch a little more.

helpImTrappedOnline, in Would this DM let the party slay the dragon?

Human DMs let the party kill humans all the time, so I don’t see any reason a dragon DM wouldn’t allow a party to slay a dragon.

Darkmuch,

But would they let the Bard lay the dragon?

palordrolap,

Maybe if he's a bit of an ass.

ICastFist,
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Or if he’s an ass where it counts

Rednax,

In the scenario, that could turn into a completely different kind of roleplay.

GratefullyGodless, in "New Thing" by PoorlyDrawnLines
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Sometimes that’s all you can ask for.

pastermil, in Woop! That was embarrassing!

STOP FEEDING MY ANXIETY!

otter, in Woop! That was embarrassing!

I’m sitting on the bus giggling at this

The elephants face lol

anarchy79, in elders
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“We are taking you to the dump today, 10 year old laptop! Ransack you for raw materials! I’m going to jam a screwdriver right through your CPU!”

RIP_Cheems, in At the fast food
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No, 5% corn syrup.

RIP_Cheems, in [Alzwards Corner] With these powers combined...
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NO, NO YOU CREATED A FURRY!!!

Tristaniopsis, in elders

Man I feel that in my bones.

Cosmicomical, (edited ) in Signal by Chris Hallbeck

You mean “This is for real, people.” With a comma.

ilobmirt, in [Alzwards Corner] With these powers combined...
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Ohey, it’s me n my crew. 🐶🏳️‍⚧️🎉

Rentlar, (edited ) in I AM MISTER SANTA

Mr Santa checks if you are

naughty || nice

to see if you are eligible for a present.

Ho ho ho. Everyone is eligible for a present.

ultra, (edited )

What if you’re neutral?

Rentlar,

Mr Santa crashes…

HappyFrog,

Won’t that always come out as true?

Rentlar,

That’s correct, hence everyone is eligible.

activ8r,

No no no. You’re checking two booleans there. People who are naughty, nice, or both get a present. People who are neither naughty or nice get nothing.

hakunawazo,

((nice)? ‘present’ : ‘coal’);

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Ash silently weeps.

Wilzax,

But what if naughty = !nice

Krauerking, in "How Are You" PoorlyDrawnLines

I say “miserable” and just get a chuckle in response and sometimes “same”… I ain’t playing over here Marilou and your bullshit ain’t helping either!

menemen, in At the fast food
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Wasn’t there this one time some Taco Belle employees made the taco sauce with love?

Lightfire228, in [Alzwards Corner] With these powers combined...

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