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PlasmaDistortion, in Just the essentials

She looks so satisfied with herself.

XbSuper, in Coins

The comics here seem to be getting worse every day.

uis, in Too soon!
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Dictators and the rich

Sorgan71,

Ive never heard of anyone with that name

RichCaffeineFlavor,

How about Bill Gates? His control of intellectual property law allowed him to almost personally stop the global south from manufacturing their own COVID vaccines and instead have to purchase them from the west. Bill Gates is answerable to millions of deaths. He’s one of the most evil people alive but you get weird looks saying so. He’s one of the top 5 richest people in the world and has spent the last two decades doing PR.

areyouevenreal,

Source on the vaccines thing? Also how come Cuba could make their own?

RichCaffeineFlavor,

thenation.com/…/bill-gates-foundation-covid-vacci…

I didn’t read this I just googled for you

Cuba is one of the most medically advanced nations in the world

Sorgan71,

but his name is not dictators and the rich

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Poor-poor Billy, barely eats

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Richard Tators? Never heard of him.

Mao is a serial genocidist. Cope, tankies.

optissima,

The question does not require a single name, it said who, which can be answered with a list of people or groups of people. Eg. Who did I make love to last night? A: Your parents!

fckreddit, (edited ) in "Award" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I feel called out and I don’t like it.

For context, I have BPD. So, I ocassionally feel like a whiniest little shit because I cannot regulate my emotions…

HeyJoe,

🏆🏆

Zorque,

🏆

PowerGloveSoBad,

I’m sorry, but the committee will have to deduct a “self-awareness” penalty from your “excuse-making” bonus. Please feel free to alternate between lashing out and apologizing in the space below:

meliaesc,

I have a question. I also have BPD. Every time it comes up online, all the discussion is around “avoiding toxic BPD people” and “how to cut off family members because of their BPD.” Are there any good resources for someone who wants to… not, be so much of a burden??

fckreddit,

Look up mindfulness. It helps you to be more mindful of your actions and emotions. This should help you. Please remember that it’s skill that gets better the more you use it.

tygerprints, in "Time Will Tell" by Mr. Lovenstein

Love it. It's true - imagine all the time we spend on these social media sites that we could use for better purposes. Writing books, drawing, setting things on fire. All the wasted potential!

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

But instant gratification go brr

Seriously though, the amount of people I ask “what kinds of hobbies do you have” and they reply that they don’t have any is honestly pretty sad

There’s a lot of hobbies that you can get into for really cheap to free, they just spend all of their free time on social media

DaCookeyMonsta,

I do the healthy thing and only go on social media at work.

DaCookeyMonsta,

There really isn’t enough fire in the world.

AllonzeeLV, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

A hammer?

I’d prefer a supersoaker with a backpack reservoir filled with Hawaiian Punch, please.

SpaceNoodle,

No, that’s using diabetes to fight children.

AllonzeeLV,

I used the diabetes to destroy the diabetes.

And also the children.

theotherone, in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Ooooo, I love role playing!

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

This comic is what happens to me when I enter a dungeon and roll 1 for a perception check.

shugosha, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I didn’t get it.

Then after adjusting my old eyes, I realized she didn’t say “clocks”.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

Alright boss, I’m cockin’ out for the night

bingbong,

Don’t forget to punch the time cock

RedAggroBest,

Watch out, it kicks.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Not on my cock you ain’t

zkfcfbzr, in "Is He Friendly?" by The Other End Comics

Is this a metaphor about declawing cats?

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Taking bullets away from cats is inhumane, they need them to defend themselves.

bionicjoey,

Plus, the bullets are part of a cat’s physiology and unloading their guns is considered radical surgery

assassinatedbyCIA,

The only way to stop a bad cat with a gun is a good cat with a gun.

PowerGloveSoBad,

Yep. People don’t put up any shooting galleries around the house, then complain when the sofa arms are riddled with bullet holes.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Nope

tfw_no_toiletpaper, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

I still don’t understand why the cooking skill of my parents sucked this bad. I started cooking on my own when I moved out and even after just a bit of practise and good recipes you can cook tasty meals. How do you go on 50 years failing this, I don’t understand. If I see another bowl of dry rice, canned peas and ready marinated chicken from some discounter I’m going to throw up.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Tlaloc_Temporal,
    @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

    Practise is correct UK spelling.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    What does the UK know about English?

    DillyDaily,

    Practise is a verb, practice is a noun.

    I like to remember it with the following sentence.

    “The doctor had to practise his surgery skills before he could open his own private practice clinic”

    Verb, S=surgery. Noun, C=clinic

    michaelmrose,

    It’s funny that you offer correction. UK English makes this distinction, US English doesn’t and uses practice for both. Internationally where many English speakers mix neither usage can really be said to be incorrect. Pedantry fail.

    DillyDaily,

    Eh, I’m not that invested as to feel I’ve failed. To fail you need to try. I just like fighting fire with fire when I see people correcting other’s spelling online.

    At the end of the day, as long as you’re communicating your message effectively whatever you’ve written has done it’s job. I’m dyslexic, people offering unnecessary spelling advice irks me, so if they make a “mistake” (at least, as far as prescriptive English goes) I’m going to annoy them the same way their comments annoys everyone else. If they’re not annoyed by it, well who cares, nothing gained nothing lost.

    alekwithak,

    Boomers came up as fast food franchises and convenience foods began to dominate. The equal rights movement meant more women in the workplace and less in the kitchen and instead of spreading the burden, capitalism filled in the gaps.

    AnagrammadiCodeina,

    Too many people order shitty delivery so that they can save 15 minutes cooking while spending 3 times more

    Smoogs,

    And damage the organs with the much higher salt and sugar content.

    AnagrammadiCodeina,

    Well to damage the organs you need to eat VERY badly for decades but yes in general i agree

    Smoogs,

    Much can go wrong before 50.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Because they did cook well at one point. It took hours, it involved a lot of cleanup, and 4 year old you whined and complained for some chicken nuggets and the fucking candy bar your aunt gave you without talking to your parents first.

    So they gave up. The tantrums, the rejection, the effort. None of it was worth it. Like pretty much every skill in life it atrophied.

    RoquetteQueen,
    @RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I loved to cook and I’m good at it. My 5-year-old won’t eat a burger I made and asks instead to go to the “burger store”. I don’t want to cook much anymore.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Know the feeling. Feel so defeated. Fighting this losing battle against all the crap junk food people want to give my kids on top of the normal tendency of children to only enjoy bland food.

    rchive,

    Another explanation is that American cuisine got wrecked by the Great Depression. Everything that had flavor was expensive. People’s inability to purchase and make certain foods stopped generational transfer of knowledge on how to make certain things. Thankfully, after several generations it’s finally recovering.

    “Ethnic” food (non European) wasn’t as affected as much.

    I heard an interview about a book on it a few years ago but now I can’t find it.

    bassomitron, in xkcd: Sign Combo

    It’s obvious they want you to just drive off the road or go into the other lane in reverse. I see no problem here.

    derfl007,

    But if you reverse, then you will stop for a short period of time…

    bassomitron,

    Only with that attitude!

    piecat,

    Damn you fundamental theorem of calculus!

    onion,

    Not if you drift

    nilloc,

    Specially, executing a perfect J-Turn would do it.

    qooqie, in "Do Nothing" by MrLovenstein

    Do nothing and realize it’s okay. Life is tough guys, everyone needs a break, and there’s no race. I like to take life slow because then I can really slow down and notice all the beautiful details this world has to offer.

    I’m tired of being told to feel guilty about taking my time and y’all should too! Let’s be better and understanding and less judging especially to ourselves ☺️

    Xariphon, in "Profitable Strategy" by Work Chronicles

    Corporate profits are unpaid wages.

    xkforce, in "Profitable Strategy" by Work Chronicles

    This reminds me of walmart feigning being some poor defenseless constantly on the edge of being broke company to guilt employees into overworking themselves and not bothering to ask for raises.

    Pyro,

    I’m guessing a local store thing. That is one line that I have never heard Walmart claim and I have worked for a lot of different stores

    xkforce,

    This was years ago in the old walmart where I used to live. They mostly use theft as an excuse not to hire more people or raise wages now

    Kolanaki, in "Popcorn" by Chrishallbeck
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I was expecting quite a different final panel. I have a dirty mind.

    Omniraptor,

    Instance name checks out

    but also like, their tongue is like 1/4th of the way around the other dude’s head. kind of a 👀 detail

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