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jawa21, in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

The only ones I have ever been in were just a counter and a clearly visible kitchen behind it with no walls separating them.

DerisionConsulting, in Gorgeous!

Who doesn’t hunt bears?

blanketswithsmallpox, in [Alzwards Corner] With these powers combined...

Shou Tucker was a misunderstood genius pioneering the way to Neko and Inu girls.

https://i.gifer.com/1iQk.gif

surewhynotlem,

F*ck you and the rotting corpse you floated in on.

Also, great reference.

Doubleohdonut,

Too soon

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Brother it’s been 20 years.

Diabolo96, in Cargo [SMBC Comics]

The dadification is almost finished . To complete the transformation please say your first dad joke.

Slovene,

He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.

Risk,

Should have been “Hi Pregnant, I’m…Dad?” though…

brsrklf,

It’s funnier this way IMO, because it sounds first like a confused realization with the ellipse and question mark, and then the joke.

agoseris, in [Alzwards Corner] Haha, I'm in danger!

Trying to get to New Vegas by going north from Goodsprings:

Kusimulkku,

I just boink boink boinked past everything. My brother actually got mad at me for not playing the game “as it supposed to be played”.

They said Vegas so I went to Vegas!

5redie8,

So we all tried this our first time, right?

sus,

and we all died to cazadors 5 times, and to deathclaws 30 times, and then succeeded in slipping past them, right?

thereisalamp,

Cazadors are worse than deathclaws and I will die on that hill. In fact I did in that hill outside of Goodsprings more often than I care to count because those fuckers keep killing you even after they’re dead.

TargaryenTKE,

It’s just a giant bee thing, how much damage could it possibly do?

Kusimulkku,

“What the hell does woozy mean?”

someguy3, in Phone no work

You know I’m not sure I’ve ever had a dream with a phone in it.

0ops,

Only payphones in those matrix dreams

synae,

Yea… dreams…

psud,

Digital watches and clocks also don’t work, they show garbage

ChexMax,

I never understood this. In my dreams phones, tablets, and clocks all work. Like last night I pulled up a world map and zoomed in on Europe on a tablet, and not only did my brain fill in all the countries and even major cities (totally incorrectly as I’m in the US and not that familiar with European geography), but the website even had pop up ads that I needed to close out of to view the map without distractions. I could also Google where vikings originated and pull up a totally normal appearing Wikipedia page. Tech always works just fine in my dreams

iheartneopets,

I was just realizing this, too. I’ve had plenty of dreams where I’m driving a car or something, but never ones where I’m using my phone.

ininewcrow, in Trauma Trooper - PBF Comics
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

What the fuck did I just read

Fedizen,

trauma

tigeruppercut,

indeed

ArmoredThirteen,

It makes no fucking sense

Got_Bent, (edited ) in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I lived in Southern California in the early nineties on very little money. The only real “hardship” was that I needed a co-signer to rent an apartment until I was about twenty five.

Other than that, it’s not like I was living in luxury, and I certainly could not have bought a house, but it was comfortably doable on slightly more than minimum wage. (And several of my classmates did buy houses in southern California on starting salaries while still in their twenties)

I make roughly seven times more money now, and feel like I wouldn’t be able to afford a two bedroom apartment anywhere in California.

It wasn’t harder then. At least not for me.

But we did have a way better music environment. Like a lot better. I can say this because I spent the 2010s taking my daughter to hundreds of shows at every size and style of venue imaginable. It was a lot of fun. It was our thing. But it didn’t compare to the vibe back in my time. Everything got gentrified. Even the “dive” venues felt suburban.

Entertainment in general has gotten a whole lot greedier while providing a whole lot less.

lvxferre, in Love is a 5 letter word
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Who said that the word doesn’t haue “u”?


<span style="color:#323232;">Was that my Father that went hence so fast?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Ben. It was: what sadnes lengthens Romeo's houres?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Ro. Not hauing that, which hauing, makes them short
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Ben. In loue.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Romeo. Out.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Ben. Of loue.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Rom. Out of her fauour where I am in loue.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Ben. Alas that loue so gentle in his view,
</span>

Romeo and Juliet, foglio I, around verse 170

…good enough for Shakespeare, good enough for me. No need for a fifth letter!


I’m half-joking with the above, but the word did use to be spelled with “U” instead of “V”. Past then both were taken as the same letter. [/trivia]

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

‘u’ was the lowercase form, ‘V’ was the uppercase form

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

It was both case and position: for uppercase you’d use ⟨V⟩, for initial lowercase ⟨v⟩, else ⟨u⟩. For example, check “view” in the last line of the excerpt.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

This is why ‘double u’ in French is ‘Double v’

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Be the Grinch. Get ostracized by looking different. Slowly get shunned from your community and froze out. Be ignored. Everyone hates you for no reason.

They rub it in your face by being as loud and noisy as possible. You tried to get away but they still flaunt it in your face. Only your best doggo understands and loves you still.

You go down and try to stop it and take their shit. Next day, they’re still singing their fucking songs. You give them their shit back and NOW they like you.

Lesson: Nobody will like you until it looks like you did something good. Even if it was just a problem you made and you fixed but nothing actually changes.

meyotch,

The True Meaning of Christmas™️

Electromechanical_Supergiant,

Just another Christmas story with terrible morals. They’re surprisingly common.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Rudolph: It’s not okay to be weird unless you’re useful lol.

Ilovethebomb,

Even if it was just a problem you made and you fixed but nothing actually changes.

Isn’t this half of what some IT people do?

Pregnenolone, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Reddit millennials are like this. The rest of us are relatively normal… except for the despondency and chronic depression

Samsy,

Millennials are split into the older and the younger ones. I am one of the older ones, and I don’t know what the heck is going on with the younger ones.

Can GenX adopt me please?

AtariDump, (edited )

Hello fellow “Oregon Trail Generation” person.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials

Samsy,

TIL, I’m a xennial. Thx for sharing.

AtariDump,

Welcome!

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Anna Garvey has described these individuals as having "both a healthy portion of Gen X grunge cynicism, and a dash of the unbridled optimism of Millennials"

I'm sorry?

AtariDump,

Well, before everything happened.

FMT99,

I’m on the cusp between X and Millennial but my moon is in Z.

VeryVito,

Might as well. GenX is trying to keep a roof over its brainwashed parents’ heads while its own kids rack up student loan debt. What difference would one more mouth make?

captainlezbian,

As a younger one, we grew up with social media becoming available to us right at the worst age. Like seriously imagine if you and your parents were allowed on Facebook right as you hit puberty and nobody understood what it could do to you.

That and also growing up not remembering 9/11 but remembering adults mocking al gore for caring if we all die of ecocide.

We’re basically the prototype for gen z. You merely adopted hopelessness. We were born into it, molded by it, we didn’t see a chance until we were adults.

doctordevice,

I hate to break it to you, but memory of 9/11 is kind of a litmus test for the Millennial/Gen Z border. If you don’t remember it you’re likely Gen Z or right on the border where generational definitions get really fuzzy.

captainlezbian,

I’m 29 so yeah fair

doctordevice, (edited )

Well that still puts you pretty safely in the range, actually. The typical cutoff year is 1996. I’m 30. You were 7 (or almost 7) but you don’t remember 9/11?

captainlezbian,

Not really, maybe I had more important shit happening at the time.

match, in Street Mime - Last Place Comics
@match@pawb.social avatar

oh great now I’m thinking about SS13

saltnotsugar, in Philanthropic guy

(Rings hand bell) Drugs! Get ya drugs!

“Hey! These aren’t drugs. These are lollipops.”

I can see YOU my friend, know your drugs.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar
HiddenLayer5, in JPEG
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Git is now pronounced Jit.

JIT, as in the compiler architecture, is now pronounced Git.

NumbersCanBeFun, in Legibility [toonholechris]
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

In Taiwan they color the doors or just put a man/woman sign on the door. They will still use mandarin but it’s easy for people like me to figure it out.

They also get bonus points for being extremely handicapped friendly with their bathrooms. Better than a lot of places I’ve used in the US as far as privacy and accessibility are concerned.

They also label the outside stall doors with western and eastern style toilet signs so you can pick the one you want without peeking into every stall like a weirdo.

randomaccount43543,

What are western and eastern style toilets?

kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Eastern Style:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d47b5b85-8218-4538-92c1-9d8a13571ec3.jpeg

Edit: don’t forget to put the cap on

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Their shit must slide out so good…

NumbersCanBeFun,
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

My first attempt had me pressing a foot against the stall door while I used my arms for balance against the walls 😅

Dadifer,

Oh snap, they had those in Tanzania! Gives you great squatting muscles.

slampisko,

Cap? That’s a nose, isn’t it? 🤥

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Oh shit, you’re right, now i see it. I was legit seeing a cap and somehow still can’t unsee it, when i look at it again, strange…

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