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Annoyed_Crabby, in Love is a 5 letter word

Lúové.

lugal, in Love is a 5 letter word

LUVE

jordanlund, in Love is a 5 letter word
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

LOUVE

RedWeasel,

Which is according to google translate means She-Wolf in french. I think that would have been funnier it is a word I could find.

fatalError,

Damn, she-wolf sounds so dumb, why doesn’t english have different words for male and female for all animals like it does for lion

knorke3,

isn’t the stem word for that loup?

peachfaced,
@peachfaced@lemmy.world avatar

Louvre*

Viking_Hippie,

Louvred

BreadstickNinja, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Coco

tuck182,

Maybe that’s one of the elves?

dipshit, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

Talk to your doctor!

Use as directed

side effects my include loose or wet stools, dizziness, painful constipation, insomnia, rapid heartrate, weak bowel syndrome, joint pains, headaches, an impending sense of doom, sudden interest in nickleback…

PrefersAwkward,
@PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world avatar

If death occurs, please dial 911 immediately as this is a sign of a very rare and serious symptom

doctorcrimson, (edited ) in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

I do not understand the bathtub, which seems strange because I’m not the type most would call innocent.

EDIT: It appears to be a reference to a TV commercial. Gross, you people watch advertisements?

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Be the Grinch. Get ostracized by looking different. Slowly get shunned from your community and froze out. Be ignored. Everyone hates you for no reason.

They rub it in your face by being as loud and noisy as possible. You tried to get away but they still flaunt it in your face. Only your best doggo understands and loves you still.

You go down and try to stop it and take their shit. Next day, they’re still singing their fucking songs. You give them their shit back and NOW they like you.

Lesson: Nobody will like you until it looks like you did something good. Even if it was just a problem you made and you fixed but nothing actually changes.

meyotch,

The True Meaning of Christmas™️

Electromechanical_Supergiant,

Just another Christmas story with terrible morals. They’re surprisingly common.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Rudolph: It’s not okay to be weird unless you’re useful lol.

Ilovethebomb,

Even if it was just a problem you made and you fixed but nothing actually changes.

Isn’t this half of what some IT people do?

aeronmelon, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Gordon: “Which one are you going after?”

Santa: “MRS. CLAUS!”

Gordon, to his officers: “We’re going after Rudolph!”

ImFresh3x, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

I recently took cialis recreationally (no ED) on weekend get away with my SO. I gotta say it was actually pretty fucking cool. I’m usually pretty pill adverse. But ya, I’d do it again.

Mrderisant,

I’m thinking about getting something like that. No ed just unreliable

Anticorp,

What’s the benefit if you don’t have ED?

My friend with no ED said he took a Viagra and it burst the skin of his penis. No fucking thank you on that, man!

Jimmycakes,

It’s what the dick craves

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited )

Your friend either hasn’t told you the entire story or is lying. Viagra, Cialis, and other ED meds won’t cause your penis to burst - human blood pressure is insufficient to pop a penis like a balloon. What may have happened is a penile fracture, where the outer sheath of erectile tissue tears in response to physical injury. Typical drivers of penile fracture are situations that cause the erect penis to bend forcefully, such as falling on an erection.

Taking ED meds without ED will just result in a very firm erection that will likely persist awhile after ejaculation.

DudeDudenson,

Wouldn’t it be possible to tear the foreskin if you’re uncut and have a severe case of phimosis?

doctorn, (edited )
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

I would disagree as I have torn my skin without meds once even. I did not burst any bloodvessils, but at one point in my life it kinda went harder than ever before, rupturing my outer skin on the shaft and on the gland… It was no fun sight as it healed while peeling.

If that can happen without any meds, I can surely believe it can on.

I am circumcised btw.

Jyrdano,

Might be due to too tight circumcision tbh.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Well, not sure what you mean by that, but I think that wouldn’t rip the whole shaft’s skin, nor the exposed gland…

I shedded like a snake… 😅

AeroLemming,

That shit should be illegal. It’s insane that people are still allowed to do that to people who don’t absolutely medically require it.

Daft_ish, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Driving around this year looking at lights, the grinch is way over represented.

RIP_Cheems, in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“You’ll never get it out of me, you jolly basterd.”

RIP_Cheems, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why not?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I slammed my Benis in the car door

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why would you go doin a thing like that?

noGold, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

“female” 🤓

pete_the_cat, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

I read the title quickly and thought it said Calais and was slightly confused lol

Guntrigger,

If you remove the palm tree the rest is pretty accurate.

GFGJewbacca, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History

When looking at the letters that Ludmila and Eleanor wrote to each other, it’s pretty clear they were also lovers. What an incredible power couple.

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