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Deconceptualist, in The Door

I usually dislike comics that are entirely built on a lame pun, but this one has enough buildup and anticipation that somehow it crosses the threshold into being amusing.

Jonna,

Threshold. Thanks.

numlok, in The Door

Weird to see my hometown mentioned in such an unexpected way.

Coasting0942, in Forever
TheQuietCroc, in The Door

Lol turdoor

crawancon,

huhuh turd

thisbenzingring, in The Door

Tudors were fuckin jerks but their building style is pretty cool

lightnsfw, in The Door

Superman is gonna be pissed when he finds out these assholes broke into his house.

TheRealLinga,

Does that mean Superman has a penis shaped like a turkey??

lightnsfw,

He is an alien…

TheGiantKorean, in Just the essentials
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Plot twist: the aliens’ one weakness is lavender oil.

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

The Signs school of Chekhov’s gun. Water. More water. Water everywhere! Oh no! Aliens! I wonder what their weakness is 😉

Chekhovs_Gun,

This made me chuckle

XbSuper,

Is that what it says? I couldn’t read it and thought it said lemonade.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, says lavender oil.

Ghost33313, in Just the essentials
@Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

Should have grabbed the olive oil.

LemmyKnowsBest,

but olive oil isn’t prized for its essence

jaybone,

Essence of garlic bread.

harrim4n, in Well deserved

You can’t stack +4 cards, that’s not how it works

lyam23,

Welcome to Uno where the rules are made up and the points don’t count!

CodexArcanum,

We used to play with the house rule that draws stack and transfer until the player is unable to play some kind of deflection. Nothing like sending grandma packing with a Draw 16 stack! (Who am I kidding, granny was the one always whipping our asses at cards! 😭)

Hope,

He’s not stacking them, he played one, it skipped the other person’s turn, and he played another.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

But between two plus 4 must be at least on different card.

entropicdrift,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Why? They’re wild cards

Kusimulkku,

… BITCHES

ZoopZeZoop,

Uno comes with multiple rule sets (or did last I acquired one). At least one of them allows stacking and deflection of draw cards.

bdonvr,

It’s not a stack. Two players are playing, the +4 also skips the turn of the player it affects. The person who played the +4 is then allowed to play any valid card such as a +4 wild.

lawrence,
otter, in Just the essentials

Well, there aren’t any working toilets anymore

Maybe this will help with the smell

Godnroc, in Just the essentials

The essential SUPPLIES not the essential oils!

Chekhovs_Gun,

“What’s this? I said, take only what you need to survive.”

“My industrial-strength hair dryer. And I can’t live without it!!”

jordanlund, in Well deserved
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get it. :(

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

domestic violence over an Uno card game. (she killed him for dropping 2x +4 wilds.)

I don’t really get it either.

Kusimulkku,

Joke is about getting unreasonably mad over a game

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

… and killing someone.

Kusimulkku,

That’s the unreasonable part

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I… guess it’s funny if you know Uno?

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

so, briefly, Uno… you divvy out a stack of cards. each card has a number value and a color (or are wild here.), or do something (reverse play order, and stuf.) The card being played means the next person has to pick up 4 cards. the goal is to drop all your cards.

the “joke” is, she killed him for that. I don’t particularly find jokes about domestic violence funny.

galacticDust, in Just the essentials
@galacticDust@programming.dev avatar
AtariDump,

Take only what you need to survive.

sundrei,
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
ininewcrow, in Just the essentials
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

In the event of an apocalypse and you do happen to pack a great bag of actual essentials … someone bigger stronger and with a gun is going to murder you for it.

trslim,

That’s why you also pack a gun? Size doesn’t really matter if you have one.

Katana314,

A gun would add some serious weight to your pack, which would often mean you don’t cover ground as easily.

It’d be fun to see an apocalypse where everyone packed a gun to steal from everyone else but no one packed any food.

Kusimulkku,

So you eat the other people. Simple.

Also, bring a pistol. Those aren’t very heavy.

Katana314,

Are they? I’ll admit, my experience is limited but it’s seemed to me even pistols are a considerable weight, especially compared to other survival/camping supplies.

Churbleyimyam,

Yeah, if you’ve ever done some serious hiking you know you wouldn’t want to haul around a gun. Also, imagine being in a shootout while wearing a massive backpack.

qarbone,

1.5 lbs, loaded, on average. Even I overestimated by quite a lot but it still wouldn’t have made a major difference.

How the hell heavy did you think guns were? Were you adding on the mental weight of being able to easily take a life? Because that traditionally does convert to mass very readily.

Kusimulkku,

Depends what you consider considerable. For example Glock G19 is 855 g (30.16 oz) with a full magazine, to me that doesn’t seem much. Especially if you consider how valuable of a tool it could be. Hopefully you’d have at least twice that weight in water alone.

elrik,

I’m pretty sure this describes some areas in the US.

pastermil,

That’s why you trade them out for some big guns.

ElfWord, in Shark Tank [beetlemoses]

It’s funny because he’s not nice on TV to people asking him for money so it’s okay to murder him amirite

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