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Zehzin, in How much for a gram?
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Cookie Clicker

Katana314, in Random Vignettes #118. Fiery Passion

Sad when it leads to someone failing to find love. Horrifying when it leads to someone becoming harassing and abusive in beliefs that they’re being “persistent”.

saltnotsugar, in "Book Club" by War and Peas

This is why I always start my novels with a literal explosion and action music.

ArbitraryValue, in "Book Club" by War and Peas

I will only read a book if it has either robots or wizards. Ideally there would be both, they would battle, but one of the robots would fall in love with a wizard.

MxM111,
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I see we have Romeo and Juliet fan here.

Pxtl,
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Robeo and Julieceus the Ochre Lord of Time.

5in1k,

Have you read the Murderbot series then? You should if you haven’t.

ArbitraryValue,

You’re the second person to suggest that to me - I’ll check it out.

5in1k,

It’s two people I know’s favorite series.

soundingcock, in "Book Club" by War and Peas
Denvil, (edited )

Bot spamming a link

Edit: according to another comment this link contains gore, so click at your own risk

KISSmyOS, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have “network connectivity problems”.

tetris11,
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That’s weird. My other doctor said “skynet activated”

soundingcock, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck
MentalEdge,
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offensive spam account, please ban forever

Masimatutu,

DO NOT click on the link, it contains horrible gore images without any warning

nehal3m, (edited )

You might be tempted, like I was, because sometimes this kind of thing is a trope and the link actually shows cute images. It does for the first page, but as soon as you scroll you’ll see actually horrible shit.

This is not a cutesy plot twist it-was-cute-after-all, there’s some sick shit. Just skip the curiosity on this one.

edit: Oh and report the asshole if you can.

MxM111, in "Book Club" by War and Peas
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Why would anyone murder an axe?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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“The axe forgets but the tree remembers”

Meanwhile a seedling is plotting it’s revenge

netwren, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

Love that the robot is having to use the laptop to look it up.

snooggums,
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And is judgy about people wearing out when robots have the exact same issue.

Burninator05, in "Symptoms" by Chris Hallbeck

The problem isn’t that our parts wear out. The problem is that most critical ones aren’t easily replaceable and the most important one is designed specifically to not be removable.

Rubanski,

Damn you, evolved obsolescence!

Bondrewd,

Lol kind of missed the completely miniscule topic of cells.

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

Damn, time to push repairability and replaceable parts for human bodies.

orl0pl,

Right to repair!

ininewcrow, in Friendsgiving – The Jenkins
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I much prefer the Stayphysicallyawayfrommesoicanenjoymyownspacebutwecanchatonlinegiving

RizzRustbolt, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

Or you become the word…

pomodoro_longbreak,
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that’s pretty fly my main man

RampantParanoia2365,

Hella.

Gormadt,
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Mood

(Am I doing this right?)

southsamurai,
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Bet

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Mood

(I think we’re doing it this is exciting)

agent_flounder,
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Fr fr no cap… ? (I think that’s right…)

agent_flounder,
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My teen says “yes” through her expression of mirth, disgust, and dismay.

Gormadt,
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DeepGradientAscent,
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through her expression of mirth, disgust, and dismay

Ask her if she’s aware that her teenage ennui and angst cause early wrinkles, poor muscle definition, and weight gain (it doesn’t necessarily, but I am an agent of chaos).

Then, tell her the way she processes emotions is basic, and her perpetual sneer is making her acne problem worse (also, not true, necessarily).

Enjoy popcorn as you drive her to therapy.

I’m not saying this is moral. But as a childless 40 year old uncle to teenage nieces and nephews with attitude problems, in the words of Michael Jordan, “Fuck them kids.”

kubica, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
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People stop using a word when they overuse it so much it loses the original useful meaning.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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rip

blanketswithsmallpox,

O RLY?

Klear,

YA RLY

blanketswithsmallpox,

NO WAI!

sour, (edited ) in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
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am ignore every opinion with the word mid

.,_,.

marcos,

As soon as everybody is speaking it, the word itself is already meaningless and the context has all the information. So, yeah, ignoring it is quite efficient.

Anyway, I suspect that when you notice those things happening, it already means that you are old.

sour,
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am teenager ._.

quindraco, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover

It’s just an abbreviation of charisma.

Gabu,

Why?

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

Woah.

regresses 10 years in age

thanks, youngblood.

Kusimulkku,

And for that reason I’m out

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