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otter, in "Just like you" by LoadingArtist

One of my favourites, especially because of that last panel

ShadowRam, in "Mental Health" by Work Chronicles

What's PIP?

steventhedev,

Performance Improvement Plan. Basically HR collecting evidence so you can’t sue after they fire you.

Phen,

At my job we had to fire some guy who just never work, but HR out him on PIP first and assigned him to another team at the company. A few weeks later the new team also wanted him gone, so it was time to fire him. Except HR forgot to tell him he was on PIP so he was only moved to another team yet again. This third team wanted him gone even faster than the previoua.

knobbysideup,

Yup. PIP == quit immediately, or at least spend a majority of your work day finding a new job.

bionicjoey,

Yeah. Just to add, it is ostensibly meant to be a way of going “hey, it looks like your performance is suffering. Maybe this is due to workload, stress, etc. problems. Let’s work together to get you back on track”. But of course it is really a sinister way to invent reasons why someone needs to be fired. Because if you get fired after PIP then HR can say “well we tried our best to help you succeed and you just couldn’t do it”

They are a way of gaslighting and victim blaming an employee while firing them.

Shadow,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

Or they’re a tool to give the employee some quantifiable and measurable areas they need to improve on. This way both sides are clear of expectations and there’s no surprises.

Not all bosses suck. I’ve had to put a few people on them and they’ve helped, never had to fire someone afterwards.

SlikPikker,

“Not all bosses suck”

Said By: A boss that fires people.

That tracks.

raptir,

Firing people does not mean you’re a bad boss.

LemmyIsFantastic,

Nah you just don’t get it. Firing is a capitalist invention designed by the elite to keep the population down. Everyone is an excellent employee and every manager everywhere is getting a bonus and poorly utilizing team skills.

raptir,

I feel like you’re being sarcastic but I’ve seen enough posts here to think you might be serious.

LemmyIsFantastic,

And you’ll never know!

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

They literally said “never had to fire anyone”

But… ok, sure let’s go with your “interpretation”

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

At my previous job I think they actually published stats on pips internally and it was like 50% success rate. I mean it’s not great but the alternative is you just get straight up fired. I think PIP is probably generally a good thing.

LemmyIsFantastic,

I’ve issued like 10 pips in my time managing I have a 40% success rate. Plenty of companies really do try to make them successful.

bionicjoey,

That’s certainly a possibility, but if someone told me they were put on a PIP, and asked me what they should expect, I’d tell them that in all likelihood it means that they are going to be let go in the near future.

It’s a different story if the company does regular performance management with all employees. For example I work in the public sector and we do annual performance reviews, but also annual performance agreements, which are basically PIPs but without the prerequisite that performance has diminished.

surewhynotlem,

Well yes. A PIP is a last resort. It’s what you do when coaching, mentoring, and flat out ordering haven’t worked. If you get to this stage you’re at the precipice.

Shadow,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

This 100%. If you’re at the point where a PIP is happening, the employee shouldn’t be surprised by it.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

What does the half shield next to your username mean?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

He’s your rival

Shadow,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

Not sure what you mean by half shield since that’s probably specific to your client, but likely cause I’m one of the admins for lemmy.ca.

teejay,

From the employee’s perspective, it’s basically an amount of time for you to find a new job while still on the payroll at your current company. There are exceptions, but generally speaking you either won’t survive the PIP, or you will but you’ll be at the top of the list during the next layoffs. And even if you somehow survive all of that, you’re not looking at good raises and career advancement anymore at that company.

So use it as a runway to the next job and move on.

thepianistfroggollum,

Eh, I was on a pip and was promoted during it.

It helps if you’re actually valuable to the company (knowledge wise).

Bahnd,

Then I think you got very very lucky.

In my career space, if someones is not immediatly replaceable (even for advanced positions that require degrees) its considered a failure of managment to not have business continuity in place.

You never know when life happens, your lead tech or lab coordinator could have a date with truck-kun and be stuck in the hospital for months. If the important things are not written down then you need to look elsewhere because managment isnt doing their job.

thepianistfroggollum,

I definitely got lucky by having a good boss (most of the time, but he was bipolar so every so often you got screamed at for no reason).

And yeah, I actually did a lot of work to help with the hit by a bus scenario because everything was so siloed when I started.

jungle,

How come? That doesn’t make any sense at all.

If you were on a PIP, your performance was below expectations for your current level. To be promoted your performance needs to be consistently at the next level.

What kind of company was it that contradicted itself so completely?

thepianistfroggollum,

Not necessarily. My skill set made me the right choice for the new position. It was more of a job title change than anything.

I do suspect that my boss never submitted the pip to HR, though. He never submitted any of the other ‘disciplinary actions’ he performed over the 7 years I worked for him.

wazoobonkerbrain,

So you weren’t on PIP and you didn’t get promoted.

thepianistfroggollum,

I went from a admin to Sr engineer, so it was a promotion, but I was really doing the job of engineer before the promotion.

teejay,

Your comment made me laugh out loud. That was well done.

LemmyIsFantastic,

You can offer value while fucking up other things that need correcting. In theory a PIP is meant to clearly highlight a behavior to help the individual correct it. We’ll just fire a person if they don’t really have a chance.

jungle,

In all the companies I worked at in there last 20 years, there’s simply no way someone can get promoted while on a PIP. Nor can they get a salary increase, bonus, or shares. It’s a strict rule, and common sense frankly.

It doesn’t matter if they exceed some aspects and fail in others. If they’re on a PIP, they are not meeting the expectations for their role, period.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Buddy of mine survived a PIP and is now one level up. Took a long time but he did it. Sometimes the PIP is related to politics (ie. Asshole “leaders”)

deweydecibel,

There will always be outliers but the general advice is still solid: if you’re on PIP or something similar, you should start the job search immediately. Coming out in a better position is possible but not likely enough to count on.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

performance improvement plan and I am in no way speaking from experience

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

In the UK PIP is Personal Independence Payment, which is our disability benefit, which had me really confused, because no fucking way

A. your boss cares enough (or is even able) to get you on it and

B. the Department of Work and Pensions would give anyone PIP for "mere" mental health issues (I have multiple disabilities and am declined every time I have to renew my benefit because their default is simply to decline all applications).

So yeah, "performance improvement plan" makes much more sense lol

can, in "Coffinmate" by War and Peas

Rents so high I’ve certainly considered just getting a coffin full-time.

cyborganism, in "Mental Health" by Work Chronicles

Then they change their mental health therapist access program with Dialogue to give you 30 minute sessions to quickly “fix the issue” that’s hindering your performance without addressing the actual mental problem that you are facing.

fsxylo, in Discovery

I don’t know what this is, but I like it.

Crul,

Credit: pocketss

Linked on the OP.

ComfortablyGlum, in Party Like you’re Forty

I appreciate the masks.

Rolando,

I do too, though black Korean KN-95 masks look a lot gothy-er!

winterayars,

Those are definitely the ones to bring to a goth event.

(Edit: The Korean ones are kf-94 fwiw.)

Rolando,

The Korean ones are kf-94 fwiw.

Ah! You are correct!

Anticorp,

They’re more comfortable than the US N95 masks too. We’ve been using KN95 masks since the start of the pandemic. So far, so good!

hperrin, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

Should’ve sent the donkey.

TheEntity, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

What a terrible day to have eyes.

lemann,

3rd slide still living rent free in that dragon’s head to this day lol

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

dragon breath burning the village, while its mind gets traumatized

lemann, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

Is the Shxtter link pointing to IG?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It was. Thanks for pointing that out. I must not have copied correctly. Thanks for the heads up!

BolexForSoup, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

This is amazing lmfao

perishthethought, in Party Like you’re Forty
feedum_sneedson, in Party Like you’re Forty

Why are they wearing masks? It says 2023 on it.

Enkrod,

This was at Dragon Con in September.

Jen didn’t want to bring home Con Crud to her two daughters and end up introducing Con Crud into the daycare.

Rodeo,

from earlier army and student slang for venereal disease (“sexually transmitted disease”).

She didn’t want to bring home venereal disease and give it to her daughters?

Well, that’s good, I guess.

silicon_reverie,

Or if you had clicked just one more blue link in that article and checked out the actual definition of “crud,” you’d see that VD is only the long-sense-deprecated seventh definition. Today, it’s mainly used as a synonym for dirt, muck, disease, or other unclean gunk you might encounter out in the wild.

Rodeo,

It’s just a lame joke bruh

Enkrod,

(fandom slang) An illness resulting from having people from a wide variety of places at a single gathering such as a convention, allowing disease to spread easily among them due to lack of immunity

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fortunately, the Coronavirus completely vanished once Biden was elected president. One of the few campaign promises he kept.

ButWhatDoesItAllMean, in "Coffinmate" by War and Peas

Na na, na na, nana na!

darq, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
@darq@kbin.social avatar

She shot her shot. No regrets.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Got the whole village killed too

lightnsfw,

If my village sacrifices me to a dragon then I’m taking them down with me any way I can.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Because they didn’t try to get her killed lol

Unaware7013,

Uno reverse

Krauerking, in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

Honestly seems like a mercy from the dragon. That society wouldn’t survive having to take her back

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