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niktemadur, in Yay. Existence. [IrregularGalaxyDoods]

No, no… what drives you up in the morning?
“Car alarm”

Zink, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

Having a mnemonic helps me with routine everyday things, though one-time things require the “attach keys or block door” method.

What I have settled on for routine items is a numbered list. Nothing complicated to remember. Just which item is which number.

When I get ready to leave my house, or stand up to leave work, it goes like this counting in my head:

1, 2: work phone and personal phone in one pocket

3, 4: wallet and keys in the other pocket

5, 6: watch on my left wrist and water bottle in my right hand

[7, 8]: if necessary: wireless earbuds and backpack

Plus at work, I have a strict rule that I cannot put my keys anywhere but my pocket. My fob to get in the building is on my key chain, and after the second time I locked myself out I made the rule. If I do take my keys out of my pocket to clip/unclip something like a USB flash drive or nail clippers, the keys stay in my hand until they go back into the pocket.

Tekchip, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]
@Tekchip@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like lots of folks who could take advantage of SmartTags/Airtags and the “notify when left behind” function. Tuck/Clip a tag in thing that needs to go with. Get electronically yelled at if you get to far.

keyez, in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

This is me 5 times a day when I go fill up my water bottle, I get an email, use the bathroom or do something else quickly and go back to my desk and 15 minutes later go to drink water and realize I left it upstairs by the fridge.

XTornado, in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas

And he tought he finally was going to get laid…

Fallofturkey, in I don't like ???
@Fallofturkey@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, nose hairs out of control too unfortunately

bioemerl,

Just pluck them on occasion, it's fine.

notst,
@notst@lemmy.world avatar

You know you’re doing it right when your eyes are watering.

cabbagee,

Who needs coffee when you can wake yourself up with personal grooming

Slovene,

Which brings us to today’s sponsor, Manscaped. lol

kn33,

Gotta stop and try again later when the nose starts watering, though. Completely kills the grip.

abbadon420,

Don’t forget the eyebrows

RobotZap10000, in "Looked Down Upon" by Mr. Lovenstein

Literally Regular Show

rkk,
@rkk@lemmy.world avatar

I see that fucking eyeball every morning. Interesting it disappears after 5pm on fridays.

Bipta, in I don't like ???

Seinfeld did it.

notst,
@notst@lemmy.world avatar

Did he go “Ear hair… What’s up with that?” and then the base went BWOW BWA BAP BAP DAAAAANG?

tacosanonymous, in I don't like ???

It’s called “30s” and it gets worse every year.

XbSuper,

Umm, this shouldn’t happen until you’re 50 at least.

LifeInOregon,

Ha!

I’ve been trimming ear hair for six years. I’m 39.

creditCrazy, in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

He will make amarica cold again

Sotuanduso,

Finally, a candidate wanting to fight climate change.

atx_aquarian,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

But where does the poo heat go?!

Sotuanduso,

Put Earth in a box and pump the heat outside.

antidote101, in I don't like ???

Geriatry… As in, becoming geriatric.

Oldentry might also be an option.

…or paleoteny, its opposite being neoteny.

notst,
@notst@lemmy.world avatar

Geriatry? I started getting long ear hair in my early 30s…

antidote101,

This generation has some slang for it; Twink death.

metallic_z3r0,

Neat, I learned something today.

nul,

Mid 20s for me. Not from the ear canal, but I have hairs growing along the helix on both of my ears. On the plus side, I now know what that part of the ear is called.

DosDude, in Ahhh, to be young again. [Tinker Tanner]
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

The Instagram you linked works for me.

Sludgehammer, in Ahhh, to be young again. [Tinker Tanner]
@Sludgehammer@lemmy.world avatar

This has the feel of something that actually happened.

PwnTra1n,

I once told my cousin that eventually your fingers fall off and you grow in your adult fingers. I told him like how his dad(physical laborer) has big hands/ fingers eventually his would be like that. He believed me but asked my other cousin when he got home who just confirmed it to him. Now we both are kinda jerks maybe but this comic could totally happen.

sgibson5150, in I don't like ???
@sgibson5150@kbin.social avatar

Drew Carey had some material about this. I don't remember the whole bit, but part of it was about how after puberty, all your zits migrate down your back to your ass. 😆

guyrocket, in "Running" by Chris Hallbeck
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

God just be making any political candidates.

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