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agent_flounder, in What a mouthful [ADHDinos]
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screw you big orange meanie dino.

MrSilkworm, in Quick!
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Pompey-Chads

Express_pickle,

All we need now is for someone to make a song and use that as the title and boom off we go to funky town.

tomatoisaberry, in Another!

You know he’s not paying for it, either.

heavy, in "Choices" by J.L. Westover

I don’t mean to pick on this comic, rather the culture in general, but this self deprecation, everything is shit trope is getting a little played out. There’s probably 50 variants of this joke on everyone’s feed and it’s kinda just a downer.

Rentlar, in Thanks... [ADHDinos]

But why the hell would your friends hang out with you if they all hated you?

“Yeah we have too much love in our life, we need to bring someone into our group just to hate on them.” - No friend group, ever, other than bullies.

FoxyFerengi,

In my head it’s always because people pity me, instead of actually like me. I think I’m the most pathetic human alive, so everyone else obviously feels the same way

pathief,
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I guarantee there are way more pathetic individuals than you, friend!!!

idunnololz, (edited )
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Cause ur a joke. They invite you so can observe what a disaster you are so they can joke about you after you’ve left. They need to invite you back every now and then to get new material. /s

Rentlar,
idunnololz,
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I feel so honored to be target meme’d

SkyeStarfall,

I know. And I keep telling my stupid brain that.

I do keep acting as if I truly believe that my friends and close ones like me, but sometimes it really does feel like a mask. The most productive thing to do is to act as if you are liked, even if you don’t believe it.

But no yeah irrational brain is dumb. Ever catching onto the smallest innocent thing, thinking “this is it” (it’s almost never it). It’s exhausting.

Rentlar,

I impulsively calculate and iterate on the “what-if this, what-if that” myself too, which is unhealthy and leads me to stress when I overdo it.

Pxtl, in "Skynet List" by Pedro Arizpe
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The amount of verbal abuse my Google Assistant has absorbed will guarantee I’ll be first against the wall when the machines come. But I’ll know: she really is a distended sack of dumb-ass diodes.

brsrklf, (edited ) in New Subclass dropped [KC Green]

I think that DM would really want to play FATAL instead.

Edit : just for the uninitiated, this monument of internet history, the FATAL tabletop RPG rule book review : www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml

Just make sure you have time for it, but it’s worth it.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I know people joke about it as that pervy system, but it really needs to be mentioned as that explicitly sexist and racist system for wannabe rapists.

This poor DM just likes pee, I don’t want to assume he hates women, consent, and brown people.

tetris11, in Mask (Comictober 6) - KB Comics (Kelsie Brumet)
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Oh it’s a worm! I thought his/her mouth was splayed open Predator-style into a trigram.

Not a comment on the art, I love the art, but my mind does what it does

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape 2
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You had me at "get weird."

DasRubberDuck, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

I love people in traffic thanking me, even if they had the right of way.

Happend to me this morning: I had to stop behind a parked car in my lane to let the guy in his lane go first past, he thanked me although I just followed the rules and it instantly put a smile on my face.

nonailsleft,

Wait he didn’t get out to give you a handy?

DasRubberDuck,

Not at that specific time, no.

GFHC406, in xkcd - Spirit
zepheriths, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Remember the movie critics said the fnaf movie was bad, movie goers said it was great.

samus12345,
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Gotta agree with the critics on that one.

icepuncher69,

My peenus dont hort

5/5

scbasteve7,

If you enjoyed that movie, I’m happy for you. But that was easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

zepheriths,

I haven’t seen it, hell I haven’t even played the games, but my GF said it was good. I am taking her word because I don’t have the experience to know.

EddoWagt,

I haven’t played the games and even I knew the movie wasn’t accurate to the games, although there are a lot of references according to friends. The movie isn’t very good, a few plot points could easily be explained away, typical “I don’t have time to explain” type stuff. But it could still be a decent watch, although don’t expect to get scared because it’s not very scary

TALL421,
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Then you must not see many movies

scbasteve7,

Just wasn’t my shit. I don’t think people are wrong for enjoying it, but I absolutely did not.

chepox,

Five Nights at Freddy’s

I read the whole comment thread trying to figure out what fnaf meant…

GarrettBird,

I’m a FNAF fan, and as a movie its quality is that of a straight to DVD movie. It has major flaws that I could go into incredible length about, but the more I think about it, the more I like it as is. The lore of the games is campy, and all over the place, as well as cliché in many places. The series never took itself too seriously while managing to make goofy characters feel mildly threatening. The FNAF movie captures this campy B movie plot excellently.

Really, the major draw for me was that I had invested my emotions into a community that formed as a result of the creator embracing his fans and doing his best to give them what they wanted, even if he wasn’t the best at it. The community never really cared that the lore was imperfect, they cared because they felt like they could invest themselves in the story because there was another game of uncovering the hidden story after they finished playing each game. It brought people together because everyone had their own takes on the story. It was super exciting to have each game show up because then you’d have more people with their own takes on the story and big personalities making videos having fun with a goofy game series.

Seeing the movie felt like a huge love letter to the whole experience. I wanted to see these goofy and campy machines on the big screen because they already occupied a space in my imagination. As a fan, I went in with the perfect level of expectation, I expected a campy B movie that would be fun to watch and not take too seriously, and its exactly what I got. In fact, there was a level of fan service in the film which made me absolutely delighted to watch it.

_dev_null,
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I read this in the voice of the narrator from the Wonder Years, recapping something insightful from an experience we just watched.

lugal, in "Round 'em up" by Extra Fabulous Comics

A hammer? I thought I’ll fight them with diabetes?

Johanno, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

Be me:

watch on demand

Skip boring parts.

If skipping leads to 20% remaining watch time, drop it.

Regret even starting it and then start another shitty series which you know won’t entertain you

Duamerthrax,

I’ve noticed that I’ll give a show part way into its second season before dropping it if it’s annoying me. Sometimes a show fixes itself once it finds what it wants to be. Other times, it doubles down on the stupid. The Flash, RWBY, and the BSG remake were this way for me.

Deceptichum,
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Next level is watching YouTube summaries of shows and movies.

Viking_Hippie,

Next level after that is to forsake all joy and quality of life by skipping to the comments of the YouTube summaries without watching.

DumbAceDragon, in I... I wouldn't mind it [ElderCactus]
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Can someone explain? I don’t get it.

alekwithak,

Sign sign everywhere a sign

TheImpressiveX,
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Blocking out the scenery, breakin’ my mind

Nusm,

Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

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