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Cypher, in Duty

First enemy in Darksouls: Im going to check this players ego and make sure he remembers it.

unreachable, in It's a giant ego booster
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grower, not a shower

rob_t_firefly, in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics
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See you in twelve days, Tigger!

phoneymouse, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I would assume big spicy boi is a big shit. I am a millennial. Guess this makes no sense.

lauha,

If someone said there is a spicy boy in the kitchen, I would assume there is a live grenade or an angry feral cat there

Honytawk, in 10:30 it is 👍

Turns out the daughter slows down on purpose at the end of the date so the friend is too late in bringing her home on time.

She also deliberately dates assholes she would rather see death.

This is a murder spree ran by her and her father.

nxdefiant,

Pretty sure this is the plot to >!Get Out.!<

dukk, (edited )

Lemmy natively doesn’t support Reddit-style spoilers. It may be a feature in some apps, but consider using the native Lemmy ::: spoiler tag.

(Doesn’t make much of a difference here, just letting you know for the future.)

nxdefiant,

I’m using an app, so I would never have known, thanks! And sorry if I spoiled that :(

aeronmelon, in Calling out myself too, don't worry [ButtPoems]

You’re so visibly not okay that a flaming, disembodied skull is asking if you’re okay.

Stamets,
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Honestly given all the shit I’ve been dealing with the past couple of weeks, yeah. If a disembodied flaming skull appeared at this point I’d just be like “sigh alright. What now?”

aeronmelon,

Bro, I didn’t even realize it was you who posted this.

Also, same.

Stamets,
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Bro, I didn’t even realize it was you who posted this.

You have no idea how common this sentiment is lol I’m everywhere.

Sending hugs though buddy

Damage,

Most of the Lemmy community cares for you, friend. That’s gotta mean something.

Stamets,
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I wouldn’t say most lol I only post in the meme-y area, and even then that’s specific. But it does mean something. Honored, all the time, when someone reacts with “Holy shit, Stamets!” stuff. Even more so if I’m just talking with them. There are a couple people I talk with on Discord that at first acted like I was a celebrity. I just post memes to distract from my own problems. The fact anyone cares is deeply deeply humbling. Trust me on that <3

MisterMcBolt,

Skull: “I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

hansl,

I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

HawlSera, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

White people conquered the whole world looking for spices and then decided they didn’t want to use any of them

Amends1782,

Unnecessary racist comment but it’s OK since its against the one group that its OK to be racist towards. This wouldn’t fly if it was about black people and a similar gotcha line

vaultdweller013,

Im of Scottish, Irish, and South German descent my ancestors didnt conquer shit beyond the whole bursting into flames under direct sunlight problem.

MystikIncarnate,

They conquered that?

How?

… you know, out of scientific curiosity.

vaultdweller013,

Well the scottish side have been here in southern California for about 150 years, the Irish for about 110 years, and the German for about 100 years. Also I can be under high UV and only start burning after about 2 hours.

We conquered that weakness, now if only we could get rid of the madness, actually nevermind on that one being able to go into a berserk fury by will alone is fucking useful. Good for cussing out shitty bosses and feeling high as a kite while at it, just gotta keep from trying to kill them.

DillyDaily,

Mineral zinc

As a Fitzpatrick skin type 1 living in Australia, zinc is my best friend.

I’m pale enough that you can’t even tell I’ve got white paste on my face, and I’m physically blocking the sun.

I have a 50 SPF moisturiser that I use daily before I leave the house, even in winter, and I reapply it several times a day in summer, but I still get sun burnt if I don’t also wear zinc.

Now that I’m older I’ve gotten a lot better at often wearing a wide brim hat and long sleeves in the summer, but it’s not always possible.

Zinc is also reef safe for beach wear, and doesn’t contain avobenzone so it will provide longer protection from UVA rays, and no risk of irritation if applied prior to swimming in a chlorinated pool. (avobenzone and chlorine are not friends)

MystikIncarnate,

I’ll be sure to pass this on to all my vampi… I mean, wow, that is a very fascinating thing to read, I’ll surely take what you said into consideration the next time I’m shopping for sunscreen.

ours,

Yet another vampire familiar wasting the day on Lemmy.

SeaJ,

You forget the legend of Gregor MacGregor and his conquering and settling of Cazique. And his freedom fought for the Republic of Florida.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
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Nova Scotia was going well until king Charles gave it to the French.

Darien was going well until… the everything… Ok, Darien was never going well at all.

I suppose there’s modern capitalism, public investing, and one of the most iconic holidays ever. Cultural victory?

Kolanaki, in Ep. 925 - Minority Report - Safely Endangered Comics
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Get your hands off my penis!

DrPop,

Sir, are you there to receive my limp penis.

KrankyKong, in Dreamcatcher

Mom’s lookin’ foine in the last panel

cuerdo,

She stopped stress-eating when the kid streightened up

oce, (edited )
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The kid dreamed of his mom being hotter and it was not considered a bad dream. Now he studies law to find in which state the rest of the story can happen legally.

palordrolap, in Bear trap

Those guinea pigs are enormous.

Either that or it's a tiny trap and it was meant for a guinea-pig-sized bear such as, if true, the one in this comic.

unreachable,
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capybara

palordrolap,

There are no capybaras in this strip unless they're in disguise as exceptionally large guinea pigs or wearing a bear cub costume anyway.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Capybeara.

amio, in Friends

That's not really Facebook either.

SpaceNoodle, in Philanthropic guy

“I’m in pharmaceutical sales”

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
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I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and “bowing” in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam “bow” while the other player spammed “salute” while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

drmoose, (edited )

Ultimate Slut.

Norgur, in A Real Adult

You know that you've reached adulthood the moment you realize that being a child was where it was at and all that acting super grown up you did as a child and teen was really, really wasted time.

RealFknNito,
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We acted like adults because too often we were undermined for being children. We mistook being taken seriously and being grown up.

samus12345,
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“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

  • C.S. Lewis
azertyfun,

Nah, you’re an adult when you realize other people’s expectations of adulthood don’t apply to you.

For me childhood was miserable, and being a financially independent adult with the freedom to pursue my own hobbies is where it’s really at. I could go to a hardware store and build my own friggin lightsaber right now. Or buy a faithful replica online. That’s just objectively the same, but better.

sundrei, in "Is He Friendly?" by The Other End Comics
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“Silly kitty, you shouldn’t dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!”

ripcord,
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Nerd!

AngryCommieKender,

First time I’ve seen someone called a nerd for gun knowledge. Lol.

ripcord,
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There's all kinds of nerds out there. Sports nerds, gun nerds, d&d nerds...

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